Wes Barlowe
@ofdemonicfangs.bsky.social
Still trying to figure myself out.
25+ / MDNI
#RP /Parody
#Raconteur
#DiLaurentisHeirs
25+ / MDNI
#RP /Parody
#Raconteur
#DiLaurentisHeirs
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Wes Barlowe
@ofdemonicfangs.bsky.social
· May 29
Knocks on his brother's front door.
"HELLOOOO!" He yelled from outside far too loudly, but he didn't care.
"HELLOOOO!" He yelled from outside far too loudly, but he didn't care.
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Knocks on his brother's front door.
"HELLOOOO!" He yelled from outside far too loudly, but he didn't care.
"HELLOOOO!" He yelled from outside far too loudly, but he didn't care.
💬 Oh, you think you’re smart?
💬 No worries, big bro, it’s all good.
💬 Only if you’d ask. Which you did. So stop worrying! It’s not good for the baby.
💬 No worries, big bro, it’s all good.
💬 Only if you’d ask. Which you did. So stop worrying! It’s not good for the baby.
💬 Yeah, you know, some and how. Somehow.
💬 I regret nothing.
💬 I'm sorry if I caught you at a bad time, bubba. I just wanted everyone to know. But, you're right, I'll see you soon and I'm glad you're doing alright!
💬 You'd tell me if you weren't, right?
💬 I regret nothing.
💬 I'm sorry if I caught you at a bad time, bubba. I just wanted everyone to know. But, you're right, I'll see you soon and I'm glad you're doing alright!
💬 You'd tell me if you weren't, right?
💬 Somehow?
💬 that’s a mouthful. It has to roll out of the mouth easily.
💬 I’m fine. Had a bit of a rough week, but nothing scarring. Don’t worry.
💬 Hey, we’ll see each other in a bit. We’ll talk then. But I’m fine! I promise.
💬 that’s a mouthful. It has to roll out of the mouth easily.
💬 I’m fine. Had a bit of a rough week, but nothing scarring. Don’t worry.
💬 Hey, we’ll see each other in a bit. We’ll talk then. But I’m fine! I promise.
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
💬 Oh, you think you’re smart?
💬 No worries, big bro, it’s all good.
💬 Only if you’d ask. Which you did. So stop worrying! It’s not good for the baby.
💬 No worries, big bro, it’s all good.
💬 Only if you’d ask. Which you did. So stop worrying! It’s not good for the baby.
💬 Somehow?
💬 that’s a mouthful. It has to roll out of the mouth easily.
💬 I’m fine. Had a bit of a rough week, but nothing scarring. Don’t worry.
💬 Hey, we’ll see each other in a bit. We’ll talk then. But I’m fine! I promise.
💬 that’s a mouthful. It has to roll out of the mouth easily.
💬 I’m fine. Had a bit of a rough week, but nothing scarring. Don’t worry.
💬 Hey, we’ll see each other in a bit. We’ll talk then. But I’m fine! I promise.
💬 Good. I knew we were related somehow.
💬 Herpesipylaids. Pretty sure it's not only one.
💬 Enough about all that. How are you, bubba? How have things been?
💬 Herpesipylaids. Pretty sure it's not only one.
💬 Enough about all that. How are you, bubba? How have things been?
💬 It was.
💬 Nickname him Herpes.
💬 if the guy is really pissing you off, talk to Victor.
💬 Nickname him Herpes.
💬 if the guy is really pissing you off, talk to Victor.
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
💬 Somehow?
💬 that’s a mouthful. It has to roll out of the mouth easily.
💬 I’m fine. Had a bit of a rough week, but nothing scarring. Don’t worry.
💬 Hey, we’ll see each other in a bit. We’ll talk then. But I’m fine! I promise.
💬 that’s a mouthful. It has to roll out of the mouth easily.
💬 I’m fine. Had a bit of a rough week, but nothing scarring. Don’t worry.
💬 Hey, we’ll see each other in a bit. We’ll talk then. But I’m fine! I promise.
💬 It was.
💬 Nickname him Herpes.
💬 if the guy is really pissing you off, talk to Victor.
💬 Nickname him Herpes.
💬 if the guy is really pissing you off, talk to Victor.
💬 I really hope that was sarcasm.
💬 I've yeeted a boot at his head...twice. He just keeps coming back like a terrible STD.
💬 I tolerate him for Victor's sake.
💬 I've yeeted a boot at his head...twice. He just keeps coming back like a terrible STD.
💬 I tolerate him for Victor's sake.
💬 Sounds like a terrific guy.
💬 Why do you allow him to be in your home? Just kick him out.
💬 Why do you allow him to be in your home? Just kick him out.
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
💬 It was.
💬 Nickname him Herpes.
💬 if the guy is really pissing you off, talk to Victor.
💬 Nickname him Herpes.
💬 if the guy is really pissing you off, talk to Victor.
💬 Sounds like a terrific guy.
💬 Why do you allow him to be in your home? Just kick him out.
💬 Why do you allow him to be in your home? Just kick him out.
💬 An old, annoying, disgusting jackass.
💬 An old friend of Victor's.
💬 An old friend of Victor's.
💬 Fine! Sorry!
💬 So who is it? I doubt Wy's boyfriend is around.
💬 So who is it? I doubt Wy's boyfriend is around.
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
💬 Sounds like a terrific guy.
💬 Why do you allow him to be in your home? Just kick him out.
💬 Why do you allow him to be in your home? Just kick him out.
💬 Fine! Sorry!
💬 So who is it? I doubt Wy's boyfriend is around.
💬 So who is it? I doubt Wy's boyfriend is around.
💬 My dad isn't annoying!
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December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
💬 Fine! Sorry!
💬 So who is it? I doubt Wy's boyfriend is around.
💬 So who is it? I doubt Wy's boyfriend is around.
💬 I think I’d consider that emotional.
💬 Wow. Alright. I’ll try wrap things up faster then.
💬 So your dad’s gonna be there?
💬 Wow. Alright. I’ll try wrap things up faster then.
💬 So your dad’s gonna be there?
💬 I'm not sure.
💬 Been really aggressive in the last week, emotional not so much...but a little.
💬 Sounds good. Can't wait to see you!
💬 Oh, there might be an annoying lil fucker hanging around. Just a heads up.
💬 Been really aggressive in the last week, emotional not so much...but a little.
💬 Sounds good. Can't wait to see you!
💬 Oh, there might be an annoying lil fucker hanging around. Just a heads up.
💬 Are you gonna get emotional?
💬 I love you, too.
💬 I’ll stop by later today.
💬 I love you, too.
💬 I’ll stop by later today.
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
💬 I think I’d consider that emotional.
💬 Wow. Alright. I’ll try wrap things up faster then.
💬 So your dad’s gonna be there?
💬 Wow. Alright. I’ll try wrap things up faster then.
💬 So your dad’s gonna be there?
💬 Are you gonna get emotional?
💬 I love you, too.
💬 I’ll stop by later today.
💬 I love you, too.
💬 I’ll stop by later today.
💬 Sorry not sorry.
💬 Love you, bubba.
💬 Come by and see the girls sometime. They miss you.
💬 Love you, bubba.
💬 Come by and see the girls sometime. They miss you.
💬 I really don’t want to know the details.
💬 TMI, bro. TMI.
💬 TMI, bro. TMI.
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
💬 Are you gonna get emotional?
💬 I love you, too.
💬 I’ll stop by later today.
💬 I love you, too.
💬 I’ll stop by later today.
💬 I really don’t want to know the details.
💬 TMI, bro. TMI.
💬 TMI, bro. TMI.
💬 In my defense, I was on the pill.
💬 Guess that doesn't matter with his like super wigglies.
💬 Thank you, bubba!
💬 Guess that doesn't matter with his like super wigglies.
💬 Thank you, bubba!
💬 AGAIN??
💬 Congratulations, btw!!
💬 Congratulations, btw!!
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
💬 I really don’t want to know the details.
💬 TMI, bro. TMI.
💬 TMI, bro. TMI.
💬 AGAIN??
💬 Congratulations, btw!!
💬 Congratulations, btw!!
📲 TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY:
💬 Since I've already told my husband...
💬 Sorry for being such a queen?
💬 Though, some of you deserved it.
💬 Since I've already told my husband...
💬 Sorry for being such a queen?
💬 Though, some of you deserved it.
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
💬 AGAIN??
💬 Congratulations, btw!!
💬 Congratulations, btw!!
Because you’re old, big bro. I was teasing…
.... Why are you calling me old?
What do you mean?
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Because you’re old, big bro. I was teasing…
What do you mean?
What are you on about?
I beg to differ with the old part. My brother /is/ old.
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What do you mean?
I beg to differ with the old part. My brother /is/ old.
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I beg to differ with the old part. My brother /is/ old.
Another gray day…
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Another gray day…
He stuck out his tongue as he heard the sound, but let the cat down after it was done. “I bet Jude have screamed his lungs out at the sight of the bug.”
The black cat quickly stretched out his paws, snatching the bug right away and bringing it to his mouth to eat. A loud crunch echoes throughout the room as he devoured it.
For a moment he thought he was saying his nick name and waited for him to finish his sentence, but then he followed his gaze and let out an “Ah.” He grabbed his mama and lifted him so he would be closer to the bug. “There you go, mama.”
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
He stuck out his tongue as he heard the sound, but let the cat down after it was done. “I bet Jude have screamed his lungs out at the sight of the bug.”
For a moment he thought he was saying his nick name and waited for him to finish his sentence, but then he followed his gaze and let out an “Ah.” He grabbed his mama and lifted him so he would be closer to the bug. “There you go, mama.”
"Bug," the black cat remarked, keeping its gaze fixed on the ceiling while raising its rear end and wiggling, poised to leap.
What happened?
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
For a moment he thought he was saying his nick name and waited for him to finish his sentence, but then he followed his gaze and let out an “Ah.” He grabbed his mama and lifted him so he would be closer to the bug. “There you go, mama.”
What happened?
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
What happened?
He does? Well, he’s right.
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He does? Well, he’s right.
No dying! Dying is forbidden.
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
No dying! Dying is forbidden.
But we were talking about who’s the favorite child, not sibling.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
But we were talking about who’s the favorite child, not sibling.
You know that’s not the same.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
You know that’s not the same.
He really is the favorite.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
He really is the favorite.