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Look how all the kids have grown up, we have changed but we’re still the same.

Lostie. No Doubter. Nintendo gamer.
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Without exception, every single person with 007 in their personalised number plate is a weapons grade bellend
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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The Legend of Zelda movie adaptation should just be two hours of Link explaining to everybody he meets that Zelda's the princess, actually.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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People who "create" AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Nothing shows the bloatification of car sizes more than the Ford Ka and the Nissan Micra. The new models are fucking huge. Stop building American sized cars for our tiny British roads. They. Don't. Fucking. Fit.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Nintendo has shown off new, adorable artwork for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, along with announcing a Nintendo Direct for the upcoming animated sequel on November 12 at 6am PT. bit.ly/4oROfet
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
New app icon looks shite. Didn’t know it was 2013 again
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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All social media should come with a 'no politics or culture wars' toggle, so it just shows you benign chatter like what's on TV and GIFs of cats.
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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We were sold AI on the basis it was going to cure cancer, solve climate change and advance our lives. Instead all it does is produce social media slop and put ordinary people out of work. I think we're entitled to feel a lot more pissed off than we currently seem to.
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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If 9/11 happened now, there'd be about 1,000 more deaths due to people going into the buildings for content.
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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The majority of people who complain about Sadiq Kahn's mayorship of London comes from people who don't actually live in London.
September 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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When you devote your life to the message that empathy is evil and gun deaths are an acceptable price to pay for gun rights, you shape the world with your words. Maybe Charlie Kirk didn’t expect to be a victim of his own worldbuilding, but his death is consistent with the world he helped create.
September 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The rear bump just makes it look like a Google Pixel
September 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Always wanted to go viral on Twitter. And now I’ve done it. But I’ve found it just attracts a load of nobheads throwing insults at you (most football fans, obviously) so I don’t think I’ll be trying to get another from now on
September 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I underestimated how much I'd like having saved posts.
September 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Ending a friendship is harder than ending a relationship. You can tell the other person in the relationship that you don't want to be with them anymore, but telling a friend you don't like them anymore is impossible.
September 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Starmer has the worst political instincts of any party leader in history. His entire strategy is trying to appease a bunch of people who already decided years ago they hated him. Meanwhile he's pissing off everybody who tolerated him.
September 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Now that 2025 has been declared as officially being hotter than 1976 maybe the boomers can stop mentioning it every time someone complains that it's hot?
September 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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People without kids should start asking those with kids why they had them. See how they like it.
August 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
How do you tell friends to stop spamming you with instagram reels shared to your DMs without being rude? I have reel fatigue at this point. When you open your messages and you’re greeted with 10 new videos to watch it gets tiring. When it’s not just one person. I just don’t have the energy or time
August 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Let me stop notifications coming through to my lock screen from certain accounts to cut down on like bombing. It’s like my phone is under attack
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August 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Meanwhile, on Twitter…
July 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG
August 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The Dursley family were right to keep Harry Potter in the cupboard under the stairs. Troublemaking little shit.
July 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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The internet is probably the most important invention of the last century, but social media has been so damaging that people are questioning if it was even worth it. We should just go back to the original Web 1.0. Interactions over email and forums were enough
July 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM