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The Obsidian Raven
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⚠️CAUTION: SOMETIMES NSFW⚠️
STR: 9 DEX: 14 CON: 10 INT: 15 WIS: 17 CHA: 17
Pervert/Comic/Absurdist/Cynic/Philosopher
Follow for a weekly synopsis from my 5E D&D homebrew campaign: Chronicles of the Seventh Circle: The Kings and the Giant
And more!
Bored at work. Enjoy.
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Reposted by The Obsidian Raven
Dear Facebook Spammer Let’s Do This or The Ballad of Leonard and Siegfried #barovia #ravenloft #DnD
October 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm an atheist and I pray every day to a God I don't believe in that they'll send Donald Pedophile Rapist to Hell.
September 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Republicans won't lift a finger to support gay marriage between two consenting adults, but will support, to the death, a man who raped children.
September 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
New word:
Glimmervast (n)-
A joyful sensation evoked by disproportionate scale—especially when encountering oversized versions of small or miniaturized versions of large, things; wonder or poetic distortion felt when one's expectations of size are subverted.
#Merriam-Webster
#wordsmith
#poetry
April 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Session 9a: "Packed Between Stone and a Hard Case"
Visit for all previous entries + more nerdiness and absurd humor!
#dnd #d&d #ttrpg
March 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Behold!
Mewtheuse, Demon Kitten of Clathaadra.
#dnd #homebrew #ttrpg
March 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Here, you're more than a familiar- you're family.
#fantasy #ttrpg #dnd
March 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Reminder: Trump is a rapist and best friend to Epstein. Therefore, most likely a pedophile.
March 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Session 8: "A Close Cala and a Violet Death"
Visit for all previous entries + more nerdiness and absurd humor!
#dnd #d&d #ttrpg
March 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
#Pinfinity has some badass pins!
BUT their company operations are GARBAGE. Beware, #Pinheads!
Ordered several things in 11/24 and STILL HAVE NOT RECEIVED THEM.
Keeps claiming "in production" & refuses to crack the whip on their manufacturer.
Anyway, here's my #dnd D20/gelatinous cube #enamelpin!
March 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Trump is a Musk-y smegma-sucking, petulant, insecure puppet to the most vile pieces of wanna-be gangster shit on the planet.
He's the ONLY reason I hope there's retribution in the afterlife.
March 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I can agree with most of this. Especially, the point about it feeling rushed.
Also, I feel that the lack of lore is a result of leaving more creative room for the growing popularity of Homebrew GM's, like myself. I AM happy the monsters do more damage; it always felt underwhelming.
#D&D
March 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
⚠️Attention #Pinheads⚠️
Just got my set of beautiful #D&D #EnamelPins from Viridian Dice!
And, for you #DiceGoblins, they also carry dice, bags, trays, condition rings, and more!!
Viridiandice.com
March 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Session 7b: The Who, the Why, and "What the-!?"
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#dnd #d&d #ttrpg
March 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Fellow #Pinheads, behold! The Glow-in-the-dark D20 #enamelpins from PinfinityAR.
The glow on this is AWESOME.
"Ooohh" and "Ahhh" at it later.
For now, go get yours, and other #mtg and #dnd pins/collectibles, here (free shipping over $30): pinfinityar.com/collections/...
March 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sure, I *could* use ravens or owls in my #dnd campaign to send messages, but it's my world and I've chosen to use squirrels.
What's some of your #homebrew world's unique flavor?
March 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Cut Scene: If Half of Me is Gone, What is Left?
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Writer's note: Feeling this man's desperation and helplessness was just as intense as the frustration of trying to convey it in this scene.
#dnd #d&d #ttrpg
March 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Session 7a: Temporary Alliance, Eternal Loyalty
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#dnd #d&d #ttrpg
"I'm done killing for a great leader..
Now, I choose to die for good souls." Brukkus of Clan Bloodcrow and Traitor to his lord, Niroh.
March 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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#dnd #ttrpg #dice
March 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Adding #ttrpg as a tag for this.
Don't forget to thank @johntyson185.bsky.social for his wonderful contribution to the community!
I believe anyone who has a 3D printer should be able to easily build a Dungeons and Dragons world on their kitchen table. So, every building I make will be available on Thingiverse. Fully modular, no supports. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

Here is my first model: www.thingiverse.com/thing:695945...
March 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
As a Forever DM, I pride myself on having the ability to patch any plot hole, or justify any absurd #dnd concept my brain comes up with on the fly. Mainly because I've had two manipulative ex-wives that taught me that one can rationalize absolutely ANYTHING if you try hard enough.
March 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Session 6: The Only Way Out is Through
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BONUS! The basic description I wrote for this part, and Map links in comments! 👇
#dnd #d&d #ttrpg
February 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Spending eternity together after waiting a lifetime separated by an intangible veil, is the advantage of falling in love with a ghost.
February 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I believe the greatest test of human integrity, is how far you'll go to take the grocery cart (or your regional equivalent) back to the corral or store.
I'm proud to say, I go ALL the way, baby.
February 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM