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Null Verba
@nulliusnverba.bsky.social
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Only my late mother called me Nullius.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 4h
He has the power.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 19h
Arizona Amp and Alternator, please.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 1d
♫ And sometimes they say: HEY! BOB! Yer spoilin' all the paint work! ♫
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 1d
Somebody mentioned a few lines.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 1d
Tommy Flanagan from SNL insists: My starting Dynasty Football QB used to be Victoria Principal, but I traded her to Dallas for (you guessed it) ... Morgan Fairchild.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 1d
Top image shows Don't Tread On Me doormat. Bottom image shows muddy footprints on white carpeting. ... Dubya-vintage Mission Accomplished meme was unavailable for comment.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 1d
In a quasi-related story, Long Piece Tetris has changed its mascot to a Q*Bert.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 1d
First, they came for Elon Musk.

And I did nothing ... because Elon Musk is a doped-up, good-for-nothing interloper who exudes creepiness at a fractal level.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 1d
Adirondack Chair In
Non-Adirondack Scene
is my new Non-Metal Dude
Wearing Metal Tee.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 1d
"If you need slaves, you may buy them from the nations around you."

- Leviticus 25:44

From the nations around you.

If they were buying Israelites, can we conclude that even the Mesopotamians had God's Law™ written on their hearts?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 1d
Wilford Brimley image with side order of seasonal candle.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 1d
The Free Press logo rendered in two tones of Astroturf(ing).
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 2d
Parody of Grant Wood's American Gothic featuring a failed United States President and the daughter he has publicly lusted after.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 2d
An Xmas Present ...
"This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased. Deny it!” cried the Spirit, stretching out its hand towards the city. “Slander those who tell it ye! Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse. And bide the end!” “Pfft! Losers!” whined Scrooge. "Where's my Nobel Prize?"
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 2d
Heaven? Insurrectionist No.1's ticket has "Antenora" stamped all over it.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 2d
What is the sound of one wing flapping?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 2d
Aorta Square?
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 2d
♫ What keeps you going?

What keeps you going?

...

She said:

Chimichangas.

Chimichangas. ♫
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 2d
To Serve & Protect*
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 3d
Brought to you by Johnson & Johnson.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 3d
"Where's the s**t that makes eggs look like brains? What is that? CIA stash?"

~ Bill Hicks
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 3d
The White House *is* the assisted living facility.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 4d
Thank you! I almost enjoyed that image.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 4d
Still shot of Alien chest-burster ripping out of John Hurts' ribcage ... with exceptionally patriotic red, white, and blue text reading "Be there! Will be wild!" added.
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social · 4d
Who would you have seen the award presented to?