Nuke
@nukastar.bsky.social
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THIS IS NOW AN ARTHUR C. EOS APPRECIATION ZONE (as my entire life has been since the year 2009). I am over 30 years old no kids allowed go away. I literally never stop talking.[she/her]
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Trying to eat my lunch lmfao
Tough long weekend at auntie Nuke's house huh buddy
Just whoo. Not whool. I'm just excited.
I FIXED THE LEAK UNDER MY SINK ALL BY MYSELF WHOOOOOOL
I couldn't be at Halcycon this year so I'm taking today to do House Stuff which includes a big reorganization of my office and displaying my stuff from Halcycon LAST YEAR and stuff from the ship.
I had to headcanon that Looker knows how to cook and is obsessed with going to restaurants so he can learn more dishes. Because what else does he do? Backflips? Those don't feed your family you have now because I said you do
Why aren't you real I want a fluffy food making boyfriend. Please. Looker is fine but this one. This one makes me food.
He smiles in masters too of course! But I'm just so thrilled to see him looking so happy in the game context. He's never looked so cute.
Usually in the games he's very busy doing undercover stuff or something so he's serious and stuff. But he could've smiled a bit more. They just didn't wanna give him lots of expressions that's fine LOL. That's what the anime is for.
Looker is so cute in that picture on the wall. In the games he very rarely (never?!?!) smiles and he is so smiling and happy there. In the anime he's much more smiley when he's not actively stopping crimes lol
Typical fucking Laris behavior honestly
I thought that absol was going to break out of my tv and steal my fucking refrigerator
Can someone tell me what is up with the rogue mega evolved pokemon music out of nowhere becoming an auditory panic attack
Like do you need me to call him? On my phone? I have his fucking number
She's like that with the cats too. She loves them so much. ....they do not love a 40 pound cloud monster coming at them like a T. rex 💀
THE POKEMON IN HERE ARE ALL METHHEADS AAAAHH
Wild zone 8 is hell on earth but @spannerfrog.bsky.social is gonna love it lol
Both dogs of course screamed their heads off like I was murdering them because I had to pull them away and I'm not digging through Fina's fur to grab her collar 😅
-opossum gets up and gets away
-break up dogs
-drag dogs inside
-take 12 Xanax

Ok not really that last one but WTF. wtf. Can I have a normal day
-Fina beelined for the opossum and scared the fuck out of it. But like I thought, she does not have a prey drive and has no interest in hurting anything. She was just sniffing it and trying to say hi as it wished for death.
-pull dogs away from opossum
-dogs are so worked up they start fighting
The last 10 minutes of my life:
-hear a terrible noise that freaks the dogs out. Turns out it's the neighbor girls knocking on my door.
-"We were checking the cat trap and there's an opossum in it..."
-oh my god
-I free the opossum
-I take my dogs out
-the idiot went straight for my back yard.
I have legit gone entire Pokémon go community days without getting a single fucking shiny. Leaning toward evil wizard.
The world was like, you got your stupid rainbow shooting star. That that's all you get dumb bitch.
I think I used up all of my shiny luck that time that I bred Ely. I got him in 10 eggs. Everything else has been a fucking nightmare. Either that or I was cursed by an evil wizard.