Paul NUFC
@nufcpaul.bsky.social
I will mainly talk about Newcastle United, sometimes about games I play on the Xbox and occasionally about my animals.
14 days left in Australia means I can go from being pissed off at Newcastle United in the morning to being pissed off with them when I go to bed.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
14 days left in Australia means I can go from being pissed off at Newcastle United in the morning to being pissed off with them when I go to bed.
Nick Pope!
Also I assume Gordon will drop out of the squad based on his bad hip.
Also I assume Gordon will drop out of the squad based on his bad hip.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Nick Pope!
Also I assume Gordon will drop out of the squad based on his bad hip.
Also I assume Gordon will drop out of the squad based on his bad hip.
I’ve been playing the new FM26 and whilst it obviously a very big step forward there’s a few clumsy issues with the U, and after 2 years of development they still haven’t fixed penalties, which is quite annoying.
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I’ve been playing the new FM26 and whilst it obviously a very big step forward there’s a few clumsy issues with the U, and after 2 years of development they still haven’t fixed penalties, which is quite annoying.
Absolutely mental how much curl he’s got on that.
Behind the goal version
#nufc
#nufc
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Absolutely mental how much curl he’s got on that.
I’ve missed watching Lewis Hall play football. Kid just has it doesn’t he. So calm under pressure, great feet, and can pick a pass.
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’ve missed watching Lewis Hall play football. Kid just has it doesn’t he. So calm under pressure, great feet, and can pick a pass.
Someone needs to have a word with Elanga. You don’t need to run at 100% speed all of the time.
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Someone needs to have a word with Elanga. You don’t need to run at 100% speed all of the time.
Our passing, again, has been absolutely wank. What the hell has happened to us?
Also that was some header by Burn! Getting that much curl on it with your forehead is some form of wizardry.
Also that was some header by Burn! Getting that much curl on it with your forehead is some form of wizardry.
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Our passing, again, has been absolutely wank. What the hell has happened to us?
Also that was some header by Burn! Getting that much curl on it with your forehead is some form of wizardry.
Also that was some header by Burn! Getting that much curl on it with your forehead is some form of wizardry.
I have to say I am absolutely not surprised that the first one ushered out of the door by the new boss was Peter Silverstone.
He has been a flop and has missed open goal sponsorship deals. The APT rules did not stop him getting some of the easiest deals to do, done.
He has been a flop and has missed open goal sponsorship deals. The APT rules did not stop him getting some of the easiest deals to do, done.
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I have to say I am absolutely not surprised that the first one ushered out of the door by the new boss was Peter Silverstone.
He has been a flop and has missed open goal sponsorship deals. The APT rules did not stop him getting some of the easiest deals to do, done.
He has been a flop and has missed open goal sponsorship deals. The APT rules did not stop him getting some of the easiest deals to do, done.
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Club update by wor flags
November 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Club update by wor flags
4 more weeks and I’ll be back in England. I’m really looking forward to some cold weather, it’s been a while.
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
4 more weeks and I’ll be back in England. I’m really looking forward to some cold weather, it’s been a while.
Wow we got super lucky there. Our passing was Sunday league standard at times.
The referee, again, was absolutely embarrassing. An awful awful “performance”.
3 points and we move on.
The referee, again, was absolutely embarrassing. An awful awful “performance”.
3 points and we move on.
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Wow we got super lucky there. Our passing was Sunday league standard at times.
The referee, again, was absolutely embarrassing. An awful awful “performance”.
3 points and we move on.
The referee, again, was absolutely embarrassing. An awful awful “performance”.
3 points and we move on.
Perfection
October 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Perfection
Jesus Christ that is just an astonishing goal by us.
October 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Jesus Christ that is just an astonishing goal by us.
Dodgy Benfica penalty incoming by the way. This ref absolutely hates us doesn’t he.
October 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Dodgy Benfica penalty incoming by the way. This ref absolutely hates us doesn’t he.
What a goal that is by the way!
October 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What a goal that is by the way!
I mean, that’s a penalty right? Literally holding onto Bruno?
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I mean, that’s a penalty right? Literally holding onto Bruno?
Any one bad mouthing Jacob Murphy needs to grow up. The boy just knows his job inside out!
October 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Any one bad mouthing Jacob Murphy needs to grow up. The boy just knows his job inside out!
Fuck me, big Nick Woltemade is incredible isn’t he?
October 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Fuck me, big Nick Woltemade is incredible isn’t he?
God this ref is fucking shit isn’t he.
October 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
God this ref is fucking shit isn’t he.
Thank god the break is over. Back to proper football again.
Did what we needed to do to qualify and that’s all that matters now.
Did what we needed to do to qualify and that’s all that matters now.
England have beaten Latvia 5-0 — and qualify for next summer's World Cup.
Goals from Anthony Gordon, Harry Kane (2), Eberechi Eze & an own goal from Maksims Tonisevs give Thomas Tuchel's side the three points in Riga.
Goals from Anthony Gordon, Harry Kane (2), Eberechi Eze & an own goal from Maksims Tonisevs give Thomas Tuchel's side the three points in Riga.
October 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Thank god the break is over. Back to proper football again.
Did what we needed to do to qualify and that’s all that matters now.
Did what we needed to do to qualify and that’s all that matters now.
Ian Watkins stabbed to death in prison…
a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Ian Watkins stabbed to death in prison…
The happiest of #canniversary to all who celebrate! 4 years since our hope returned and everything changed.
We keep growing, keep competing, keep getting bigger.
That trophy win was amazing and the feeling of finally getting one, I want more and I’m sure we will see many more in the future.
We keep growing, keep competing, keep getting bigger.
That trophy win was amazing and the feeling of finally getting one, I want more and I’m sure we will see many more in the future.
October 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The happiest of #canniversary to all who celebrate! 4 years since our hope returned and everything changed.
We keep growing, keep competing, keep getting bigger.
That trophy win was amazing and the feeling of finally getting one, I want more and I’m sure we will see many more in the future.
We keep growing, keep competing, keep getting bigger.
That trophy win was amazing and the feeling of finally getting one, I want more and I’m sure we will see many more in the future.
48 days to go until I am back in the UK. Anyone have any experience with emirates airlines? Been through Dubai airport that has any tips or tricks?
October 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
48 days to go until I am back in the UK. Anyone have any experience with emirates airlines? Been through Dubai airport that has any tips or tricks?
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Realised that I’m now treating funny viral videos in the same way footballers celebrate goals —
1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside
1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside
October 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Realised that I’m now treating funny viral videos in the same way footballers celebrate goals —
1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside
1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside