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#Nufc fan living in Hampshire. Posts (other people's) pictures of birds when bored
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Will be watching #nufc this weekend like a proper fan... on my phone at the soft play whilst trying to avoid talking to all the other parents
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Btw those who booed at the players taking a knee today at SJP can fck right off. #nufc
U/zixy hasn't posted an update yet today, but only 3 points behind last season when comparing our results against the same teams last year. #NUFC winning the next 2 brings us level.
I think Osula has found his position. 15 minute berzerka role.

#NUFC
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Well done Elanga for winning the ball back. Well done to Osula for showing much more maturity than he would’ve a year ago and for such a dangerous shot. And well done to Bruno for following it in.

Now. No. Stupid. Mistakes. #nufc
For me that loses us more at rb (and set pieces) than we gain at lb
Joelinton in for Ramsey #nufc
Amanita.
Would love to know how many 4-7 year olds got that
That better than anything we came up with tbh
That 'n' at the top is the 4th letter.
(We have the answer now, but we had to do some googling)
Was helping my daughter with a kids crossword puzzle.
None of us had any idea what Clue number 3 is (7 letters).
Are we all stupid? 🤪
Personally I'm not that fussed.
He's probably just lying to make Isak feel better. I'm sure Slot knows the truth of the matter, than Isak's out of form and likely struggling with his fall from most in demand striker to being disliked by his old, new and national teams.
Also available to any 90s kids turned YouTubers
Looking forward to having kids old enough to make cringe by using outdated lingo with them in public.
On the cards for today would be #sicknickflick
On second thoughts, tricky might be an overstatement, because I think if they do win the africa playoff next month, based on the likely standard of global playoff entrants from the other regions (bolivia, uae/iraq etc.), they should qualify for the world cup.
Craig mentioned the world cup route, but i dont think he got it quite right.
Congo have a 4 team CAF playoff in November (they're 2nd favourites), but unlike in Europe, their playoff doesn't lead to the world cup, but a second global playoff involving 6 teams and 2 world cup spots.
So quite tricky.
This is the kind of thing I'd expect to find out via a drunk stranger in a beer garden. Where they interrupt your conversation, but you nod along hoping once they finish talking they'll stumble off.
Thanks Wikipedia!
Should be asleep right now, but down a series Wikipedia rabbit hole.
Paul Heaton a childhood friend of Normal Cook ... in multiple bands together pre beautiful south and fat boy slim 🤯🤯🤯
... they reunited at Glastonbury last year?! What?
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32 years ago, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
Love a slipping over thunderbastard, ex-mackem or not
22 years ago today Andy Reid travelled the length of Upton Park, ran out puff, so shitpingered one into the top corner instead.

Have it.
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Nick Pope assisted Newcastle’s second goal with this throw to Harvey Barnes
Just watched the highlights of tonight other games... penalties being given all over the shop for the lightest of touches.
But I guess we knew we'd get nothing from the ref tonight, after his performance for PSG a couple of years back.
Pretty sure that was a CBS network wide freeze. It's missing from their highlights too.
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𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝟑-𝟎 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐚

A pretty comfortable victory for Eddie Howe's men, with substitute Harvey Barnes scoring twice.

Newcastle have won consecutive Champions League games for first time since February 2003.

#UCL