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#Nufc fan living in Hampshire. Posts (other people's) pictures of birds when bored

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ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · Nov 9

Will be watching #nufc this weekend like a proper fan... on my phone at the soft play whilst trying to avoid talking to all the other parents

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martingt.bsky.social @martingt.bsky.social · 10h

Btw those who booed at the players taking a knee today at SJP can fck right off. #nufc

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 10h

U/zixy hasn't posted an update yet today, but only 3 points behind last season when comparing our results against the same teams last year. #NUFC winning the next 2 brings us level.

Nufc results comparison table based on opposition

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 11h

Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 11h

I think Osula has found his position. 15 minute berzerka role.

#NUFC

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Kev Lawson @editkev.football · 12h

Well done Elanga for winning the ball back. Well done to Osula for showing much more maturity than he would’ve a year ago and for such a dangerous shot. And well done to Bruno for following it in.

Now. No. Stupid. Mistakes. #nufc

Chris Waugh @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social · 12h

GOAL! Guimaraes!

#NUFC #FFC #NEWFUL

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 13h

For me that loses us more at rb (and set pieces) than we gain at lb

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 15h

Joelinton in for Ramsey #nufc

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 15h

Amanita.
Would love to know how many 4-7 year olds got that

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 15h

That better than anything we came up with tbh

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 15h

That 'n' at the top is the 4th letter.
(We have the answer now, but we had to do some googling)

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 15h

Was helping my daughter with a kids crossword puzzle.
None of us had any idea what Clue number 3 is (7 letters).
Are we all stupid? 🤪

Kids halloween crossword puzzle

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 16h

Personally I'm not that fussed.
He's probably just lying to make Isak feel better. I'm sure Slot knows the truth of the matter, than Isak's out of form and likely struggling with his fall from most in demand striker to being disliked by his old, new and national teams.

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 17h

Also available to any 90s kids turned YouTubers

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 17h

Looking forward to having kids old enough to make cringe by using outdated lingo with them in public.
On the cards for today would be #sicknickflick

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 1d

On second thoughts, tricky might be an overstatement, because I think if they do win the africa playoff next month, based on the likely standard of global playoff entrants from the other regions (bolivia, uae/iraq etc.), they should qualify for the world cup.

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 1d

Craig mentioned the world cup route, but i dont think he got it quite right.
Congo have a 4 team CAF playoff in November (they're 2nd favourites), but unlike in Europe, their playoff doesn't lead to the world cup, but a second global playoff involving 6 teams and 2 world cup spots.
So quite tricky.

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debmaluk.bsky.social @debmaluk.bsky.social · 3d

Magpie #birds

A Magpie in flight. The black and white wings are not fully open. The tail feathers are iridescent greet with purple and blue on the ends. The and head are black.

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 3d

This is the kind of thing I'd expect to find out via a drunk stranger in a beer garden. Where they interrupt your conversation, but you nod along hoping once they finish talking they'll stumble off.
Thanks Wikipedia!

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 3d

Should be asleep right now, but down a series Wikipedia rabbit hole.
Paul Heaton a childhood friend of Normal Cook ... in multiple bands together pre beautiful south and fat boy slim 🤯🤯🤯
... they reunited at Glastonbury last year?! What?

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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 3d

32 years ago, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 3d

Love a slipping over thunderbastard, ex-mackem or not

A Funny Old Game @sidlambert.bsky.social · 3d

22 years ago today Andy Reid travelled the length of Upton Park, ran out puff, so shitpingered one into the top corner instead.

Have it.

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Premier League News @plnews.bsky.social · 4d

Nick Pope assisted Newcastle’s second goal with this throw to Harvey Barnes

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 4d

Just watched the highlights of tonight other games... penalties being given all over the shop for the lightest of touches.
But I guess we knew we'd get nothing from the ref tonight, after his performance for PSG a couple of years back.

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𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕥🌴🐦𝕊𝕜𝕪𝕓𝕚𝕣𝕕 ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟🦋 @margaretsiegien.bsky.social · 8d

Pileated woodpeckers ❤️📷
#birdphotography

ATS NUFC @atsnufc.bsky.social · 4d

Pretty sure that was a CBS network wide freeze. It's missing from their highlights too.

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Opta Analyst @optaanalyst.optajoe.com · 4d

𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝟑-𝟎 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐚

A pretty comfortable victory for Eddie Howe's men, with substitute Harvey Barnes scoring twice.

Newcastle have won consecutive Champions League games for first time since February 2003.

#UCL