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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · Jul 21

media thread for the back half of 2025, forgot to make one:

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 1h

very true, every retroactive rewrite to the kiwamis has been a detriment to the overall product, but in terms of sales, i feel like a full mine gaiden will help boost numbers from fans they haven’t already lost from the kagawa situation

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 2h

i expect that to hinge a lot on how expansive dark ties is
because it seems like a whole ass other game in the package and not a 2 hour flimsy addition like majima saga

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 4h

he is all that remains of a once powerful nation

showtime

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 10h

Pig Destroyer - Prowler In The Yard (2001)

I might be starting to get grindcore
there’s not a single moment of downtime in this album, you’re either getting pulse pounding speed or incredibly graphic text to speech passages
very good album

9/10

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 13h

Piranha 3D (2010, dir. Alexandre Aja)

a relic of the 2000s
is a dudebro sex comedy but directed by a new french extremity guy so you get some actually disturbing gore shots in there
it rides the balance well enough but is less than the some of its parts, with some good moments

6/10

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 14h

the third option meta is the correct way to play p3 (and by extension p4)

フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 14h

JRPGs are awesome because you can become the person you've always wanted to be

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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 18d

Mafia II (2010)

An objective is written on a map screen. It reads, "You smell like shit. Change your clothes."

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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 20h

>NL playing Persona 3
>Castle Super Beast has Ed McMillen

the bald Canadians have wifeswapped

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 20h

WHAT DA FUCK

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 23h

99% of gacha games hit end of service before they find the infinite money hole

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll enjoy it the same way I do other Square mobile games: look at the art, go “oh this character looks nice in this outfit/this art looks great”, and then never actually play the game

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 1d

it’s so awesome how stranger of paradise sets up for a new real Dissidia and then you do That with the brand

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 1d

this new Dissidia would be cool if it wasn’t a mobile game and wasn’t still 3v3

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 1d

Piranha 2: The Spawning (1982, dir. James Cameron)

boring as shit
cameron got fucked during this film's production so the final product can't even be called a james cameron film, and he basically disowned the thing, and for good reason
it's the first movie again but they fly now

3/10

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 1d

until someone becomes an angrier video game nerd

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 1d

LRP is why Cloud is retroactively the best movie of 2024

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 2d

this movie is Uncut Gems for anime pervert figurines. incredible

Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 2d

Cinemaphile chat

Text to Chris

Watching Cloud
"This Guy Got Problems" - Stella

He needs to just sell stuff normal

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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 2d

the Brian_F video on best and worst fighting game character trailers really had me thinking

it’s crazy how terrible most DBFZ trailers were
you’d get one autocombo and the level 3, and that was it

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 2d

This is the greatest fighting game character reveal of All Time

Fighting Game Anniversaries @fganniversaries.bsky.social · Jan 24

On this day 7 years ago, it was announced that Jack was joining Fighting EX Layer as a playable character for the game. Jack's reveal trailer can be watched below.

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 2d

I want to like Silent Hill 4 more than I do.
I already like it quite a bit but I wanna like it more.

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 2d

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On January 9th, 2022, the fifth Smiling Friend, Smormu James Carter, my friend, died. He fucking died.

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 2d

dude

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 2d

Kiyoshi Kurosawa with all 3 movies he released in 2024

teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 2d

Cloud (2024, dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa)

anime figure scalper Reservoir Dogs
exactly what you’d expect when you think “Kiyoshi Kurosawa action film”
the way it expertly transitions from “late-stage capitalist psychological drama” to “single location cat and mouse thriller” is astounding

10/10

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