Wannakin Skywalker
@novelproblems.bsky.social
you can trust me, I'm an unprofessional
I am a hermit of many talents
February 10, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I am a hermit of many talents
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TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
I'm doing my part
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I'm doing my part
I've been off TikTok for five days and my nervous system already feels better
Turns out, having endless amounts of people screaming at you through your phone every day about the same shit you've already heard a million times over is, like, real bad for you
Yesterday I told the trees I love them
Turns out, having endless amounts of people screaming at you through your phone every day about the same shit you've already heard a million times over is, like, real bad for you
Yesterday I told the trees I love them
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I've been off TikTok for five days and my nervous system already feels better
Turns out, having endless amounts of people screaming at you through your phone every day about the same shit you've already heard a million times over is, like, real bad for you
Yesterday I told the trees I love them
Turns out, having endless amounts of people screaming at you through your phone every day about the same shit you've already heard a million times over is, like, real bad for you
Yesterday I told the trees I love them
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
My smartwatch thinks my ukulele practice is running so shh, I totally ran 1.77km today, don't narc me out
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
My smartwatch thinks my ukulele practice is running so shh, I totally ran 1.77km today, don't narc me out
Tell me you're a white guy without telling me you're a white guy
Guys maybe the number one obstacle to organizing here in Minneapolis is the unfounded fear that if you get involved, DHS will put you on a list and assassinate you. It leads people to avoid organizing or act in ways that are completely detrimental to organizing. Please please do not spread that fear
January 28, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Tell me you're a white guy without telling me you're a white guy
"Where's the 2A crowd to protect us?"
THEY FUCKING JOINED ICE
THEY FUCKING JOINED ICE
January 27, 2026 at 8:46 AM
"Where's the 2A crowd to protect us?"
THEY FUCKING JOINED ICE
THEY FUCKING JOINED ICE
The only thing scarier than being alone in the woods is not being alone in the woods
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The only thing scarier than being alone in the woods is not being alone in the woods
RIP TikTok, you did your best
January 26, 2026 at 10:50 PM
RIP TikTok, you did your best
I have been so depressed by the state of the world and just blahhhhh for weeks
Turns out I just needed a fire raging in the woodstove
(And also about four shots of liquor…)
(Okay, five)
(Maybe six)
(Alcoholism!)
Turns out I just needed a fire raging in the woodstove
(And also about four shots of liquor…)
(Okay, five)
(Maybe six)
(Alcoholism!)
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I have been so depressed by the state of the world and just blahhhhh for weeks
Turns out I just needed a fire raging in the woodstove
(And also about four shots of liquor…)
(Okay, five)
(Maybe six)
(Alcoholism!)
Turns out I just needed a fire raging in the woodstove
(And also about four shots of liquor…)
(Okay, five)
(Maybe six)
(Alcoholism!)
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It's kinda amazing the depth and breadth of the positive reaction to the Carney Davos speech. I get it - Canadians like when int'l people laud us. But Carney said similar things during the election campaign and we've seen how he's governed since. I'm almost stupefied by how naive everyone is being.
January 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
It's kinda amazing the depth and breadth of the positive reaction to the Carney Davos speech. I get it - Canadians like when int'l people laud us. But Carney said similar things during the election campaign and we've seen how he's governed since. I'm almost stupefied by how naive everyone is being.
oh no
I ate too many meatballs
but also there are still
so many meatballs
left to eat
#poetry #literature #nonaiart
I ate too many meatballs
but also there are still
so many meatballs
left to eat
#poetry #literature #nonaiart
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 AM
oh no
I ate too many meatballs
but also there are still
so many meatballs
left to eat
#poetry #literature #nonaiart
I ate too many meatballs
but also there are still
so many meatballs
left to eat
#poetry #literature #nonaiart
I don't get folks finding Mark Carney's speech at Davos inspiring because I heard a neo-lib say "Canada is absolutely for sale—just not to the USA"
Also, the bit about removing the signs from the windows… how loud does the pro-capitalist, anti-worker alarm gotta sound for ya?
#cdnpoli #canada
Also, the bit about removing the signs from the windows… how loud does the pro-capitalist, anti-worker alarm gotta sound for ya?
#cdnpoli #canada
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Oh 2 a.m., I just can't quit you
January 19, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Oh 2 a.m., I just can't quit you
Finally read a book this year
Maybe I'll read another, you don't know my life
Maybe I'll read another, you don't know my life
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Finally read a book this year
Maybe I'll read another, you don't know my life
Maybe I'll read another, you don't know my life
The US government is a terrorist organization and we have to stop pretending it is anything else
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The US government is a terrorist organization and we have to stop pretending it is anything else
So where do we forage for memes these days? I feel like I used to find free-range memes everywhere but now I am having a non-easy time spotting them in the wild
#meme #memes #memecheckpoint #adoptdontshop
#meme #memes #memecheckpoint #adoptdontshop
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
So where do we forage for memes these days? I feel like I used to find free-range memes everywhere but now I am having a non-easy time spotting them in the wild
#meme #memes #memecheckpoint #adoptdontshop
#meme #memes #memecheckpoint #adoptdontshop
My only regret is Anthony Joshua didn't smack that mf harder because how is Jake Paul doing podcast appearances with his jaw broken in two places? I was hoping he'd be wired shut for months
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My only regret is Anthony Joshua didn't smack that mf harder because how is Jake Paul doing podcast appearances with his jaw broken in two places? I was hoping he'd be wired shut for months
Interfacing with Babylon on Christmas Eve Eve is rough. So many people. So much xmas music. So much traffic
But hey, I don't have to leave my house again till at least Boxing Day
Speaking of boxing…
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 <--- Jake Paul's face
But hey, I don't have to leave my house again till at least Boxing Day
Speaking of boxing…
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 <--- Jake Paul's face
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Interfacing with Babylon on Christmas Eve Eve is rough. So many people. So much xmas music. So much traffic
But hey, I don't have to leave my house again till at least Boxing Day
Speaking of boxing…
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 <--- Jake Paul's face
But hey, I don't have to leave my house again till at least Boxing Day
Speaking of boxing…
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 <--- Jake Paul's face
Omg I love this guy 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Omg I love this guy 🥰
Okay, so we agree that the end goal is to turn people into robot drones, yeah? Because I don't see any other point to this
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Okay, so we agree that the end goal is to turn people into robot drones, yeah? Because I don't see any other point to this
Omg HAPPY KISSINGER IS STILL DEAD DAY!!! 🥳😎😈💩👻
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Omg HAPPY KISSINGER IS STILL DEAD DAY!!! 🥳😎😈💩👻
Hello Internet, I would like to purchase a copy of Harry Nilsson's 1971 album Nilsson Schmilsson. Vinyl or CD, I'll pay $15 or trade you a vinyl copy of Misfits by the Kinks and/or a Stan Rogers live album
Also looking for Weird Al albums
#buyandsell #trading #LPs #vinyl #epsteindidntkillhimself
Also looking for Weird Al albums
#buyandsell #trading #LPs #vinyl #epsteindidntkillhimself
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hello Internet, I would like to purchase a copy of Harry Nilsson's 1971 album Nilsson Schmilsson. Vinyl or CD, I'll pay $15 or trade you a vinyl copy of Misfits by the Kinks and/or a Stan Rogers live album
Also looking for Weird Al albums
#buyandsell #trading #LPs #vinyl #epsteindidntkillhimself
Also looking for Weird Al albums
#buyandsell #trading #LPs #vinyl #epsteindidntkillhimself
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November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
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