Josh
@notsolocalhero.bsky.social
When something is good it’s never gone.
London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes.
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London Adjacent. Newcastle football, Vancouver Hockey, Good food & bad jokes.
Will talk about ⚽️ 🎯 ⛳️ 🏒 🥊 🏈 & 👨🏻🍳
He complained about this being given as handball btw.
Van Dijk is finished.
Van Dijk is finished.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
He complained about this being given as handball btw.
Van Dijk is finished.
Van Dijk is finished.
Seeing a fair bit of discourse that we played well, or at least played well in the first half. Tbh I’ve not got a clue where this comes from.
First ten minutes aside, the entire thing was a mess.
Misplaced passes, missed chances, players not knowing where to play, crap build up play.
First ten minutes aside, the entire thing was a mess.
Misplaced passes, missed chances, players not knowing where to play, crap build up play.
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Seeing a fair bit of discourse that we played well, or at least played well in the first half. Tbh I’ve not got a clue where this comes from.
First ten minutes aside, the entire thing was a mess.
Misplaced passes, missed chances, players not knowing where to play, crap build up play.
First ten minutes aside, the entire thing was a mess.
Misplaced passes, missed chances, players not knowing where to play, crap build up play.
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"The performance today was strong" 💪
Eddie Howe praises Newcastle despite away loss in the Champions League 🤝
Eddie Howe praises Newcastle despite away loss in the Champions League 🤝
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Good night everyone
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Good night everyone
Ah man. These lads are really testing my patience this season.
That was pure horse piss.
Anyway. Fuck it.
Gonna go to the bossman and grab a beer and a big pack of quavers and watch a film.
That was pure horse piss.
Anyway. Fuck it.
Gonna go to the bossman and grab a beer and a big pack of quavers and watch a film.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ah man. These lads are really testing my patience this season.
That was pure horse piss.
Anyway. Fuck it.
Gonna go to the bossman and grab a beer and a big pack of quavers and watch a film.
That was pure horse piss.
Anyway. Fuck it.
Gonna go to the bossman and grab a beer and a big pack of quavers and watch a film.
It just feels like the majority of goals we score are fortunate.
So rare to see this side string together a move that cuts through a defence and creates an easy chance.
Why after so many years, and so much investment, can’t we dominate a game and do that?
So rare to see this side string together a move that cuts through a defence and creates an easy chance.
Why after so many years, and so much investment, can’t we dominate a game and do that?
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It just feels like the majority of goals we score are fortunate.
So rare to see this side string together a move that cuts through a defence and creates an easy chance.
Why after so many years, and so much investment, can’t we dominate a game and do that?
So rare to see this side string together a move that cuts through a defence and creates an easy chance.
Why after so many years, and so much investment, can’t we dominate a game and do that?
Not at any point of this game have I known what the plan was.
It became even less clear after half time.
It became even less clear after half time.
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Not at any point of this game have I known what the plan was.
It became even less clear after half time.
It became even less clear after half time.
When was the last time we scored from a direct freekick?
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
When was the last time we scored from a direct freekick?
We should’ve just come at these with our classic 4-3-3 from the first minute.
Whatever “this” is. Has been a comedy show from the beginning.
Whatever “this” is. Has been a comedy show from the beginning.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We should’ve just come at these with our classic 4-3-3 from the first minute.
Whatever “this” is. Has been a comedy show from the beginning.
Whatever “this” is. Has been a comedy show from the beginning.
Atalanta beat these at the Velodrome btw.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Atalanta beat these at the Velodrome btw.
Mate this is tragic.
Nobody know what they’re doing out there.
Numerous players out of position. No control at all.
Nobody know what they’re doing out there.
Numerous players out of position. No control at all.
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mate this is tragic.
Nobody know what they’re doing out there.
Numerous players out of position. No control at all.
Nobody know what they’re doing out there.
Numerous players out of position. No control at all.
Making a 98 year old Aubameyang look like R9.
Give me a fucking break.
Give me a fucking break.
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Making a 98 year old Aubameyang look like R9.
Give me a fucking break.
Give me a fucking break.
Its a thin line between love and hate and this club makes me ride it every fucking week at the moment.
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Its a thin line between love and hate and this club makes me ride it every fucking week at the moment.
Hall, Woltemade and Elanga now.
Are we waiting to go 3-1 down?
We’re already losing ffs. Change it.
Are we waiting to go 3-1 down?
We’re already losing ffs. Change it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hall, Woltemade and Elanga now.
Are we waiting to go 3-1 down?
We’re already losing ffs. Change it.
Are we waiting to go 3-1 down?
We’re already losing ffs. Change it.
55th minute.
Where are the changes?
Waiting for the 75th are we?
Where are the changes?
Waiting for the 75th are we?
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
55th minute.
Where are the changes?
Waiting for the 75th are we?
Where are the changes?
Waiting for the 75th are we?
Eddie couldn’t see a disaster waiting to happen if it slapped him in the face.
Dunno what he saw that suggested we keep Murphy on.
Dunno what he saw that suggested we keep Murphy on.
Having the lead is nice. But that is not sustainable for another 45 minutes surely.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Eddie couldn’t see a disaster waiting to happen if it slapped him in the face.
Dunno what he saw that suggested we keep Murphy on.
Dunno what he saw that suggested we keep Murphy on.
That run of play for the 2nd goal started from a Murphy pass given away again, btw.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
That run of play for the 2nd goal started from a Murphy pass given away again, btw.
Well.
That start to the second half is about as pathetic as it gets.
That start to the second half is about as pathetic as it gets.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Well.
That start to the second half is about as pathetic as it gets.
That start to the second half is about as pathetic as it gets.
Sorry. But I’m sick of Pope.
His good performances aren’t good enough to account for his nonsense.
His good performances aren’t good enough to account for his nonsense.
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Sorry. But I’m sick of Pope.
His good performances aren’t good enough to account for his nonsense.
His good performances aren’t good enough to account for his nonsense.
Yeah brilliant. Well done lads.
Fucking moronic.
Fucking moronic.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yeah brilliant. Well done lads.
Fucking moronic.
Fucking moronic.
wtf is Troy Deeney doing on a Champions league broadcast?
Way above his pay grade.
Way above his pay grade.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
wtf is Troy Deeney doing on a Champions league broadcast?
Way above his pay grade.
Way above his pay grade.
Murphy & Gordon off. Nick & Elanga on.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Murphy & Gordon off. Nick & Elanga on.
Having the lead is nice. But that is not sustainable for another 45 minutes surely.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Having the lead is nice. But that is not sustainable for another 45 minutes surely.
How can Murphy hit a mosquito’s arse with a deep cross from 40 yards but can’t put his man through with a 10 yard pass?
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
How can Murphy hit a mosquito’s arse with a deep cross from 40 yards but can’t put his man through with a 10 yard pass?