Elle
notelle.bsky.social
Elle
@notelle.bsky.social
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Mine was built "around 1885" and the surveyor described it as "solid" which I'm quite chuffed with
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one simple fix here is to make a world that you'd actually want to bring a child into, and put everyone who says that doing so would be expensive and unrealistic into an individually-sized tupperware® container
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Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.
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The thought of Labour people in tears as they're wiped out is too delicious, too succulent - just wish we could have it now.
The term "boat people" is definitely racist.

The small boats and use of hotels is entirely down to racist policy as there are no safe routes to the UK anymore and asylum seekers aren't allowed to work or live with family.
I've been diligently saving for buying a house and there's no way I'd put a penny into stocks and shares if the government cut my savings limit. Absolute clowns.
encountered a couple of trans people online who are Labour whoppers so doesn't seem surprising there'd be a handful across the country
happy birthday! 🥳
how quickly they always pivot from "Labour haven't been doing Tory policies" to "they're doing them because we have to and better things aren't possible"
"AntiFa colleagues" 😂
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“I don’t think you understand. This place? It belongs to me and my friends now. You can either leave through the door, or through the window. Capeesh?”
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
I hate this trend of giving silly names to parties and politicians you don't like, such unserious people
"Labour cannot fail, it can only be failed"
do you want him to unlock your data's potential or not
also if it looks like anything it looks like the shit electric car Top Gear made out of sheets of scrap metal
please, Mr Blade Runner was my father, just call me Blade
I was expecting them to be rubbish but also expected a bit of a pause from Tory nonsense, how wrong I was
I was literally just thinking then that as the Greens overtake Labour we'd have every right to turn their arguments around and accuse Labour voters of pointless votes that will hand wins to the Tories/Reform

They're actually better arguments coming from the left as Labour are Reform-light anyway
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On World Bread Day I'm celebrating this tweet cos every time I make toast i think "cook it again"
fucking hell I didn't even know they were still a thing. They're completely redundant now that even Labour are further to the right of where they were 10 years ago surely
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I found out when I was browsing the Simpsons Shitposting subreddit lmao
"vegetarian member of the local cannibal cult"