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Motherfuckers out here actin like laws are real
Dickhead so big they call the shaft “the lower 48”
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Dickhead so big they call the shaft “the lower 48”
Love Actually but Kiera Knightley’s husband comes out the house and beats the ever-loving piss outta sign guy.
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Love Actually but Kiera Knightley’s husband comes out the house and beats the ever-loving piss outta sign guy.
Did he really suck his dick or is this like the couch thing?
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Did he really suck his dick or is this like the couch thing?
I’d 100% go back in time and kill baby Hitler. Any baby, really.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I’d 100% go back in time and kill baby Hitler. Any baby, really.
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Ronald McDonald: I just can't deal with his nonsense anymore
Therapist: anything you want to say about this?
Hamburglar: robble robble
Therapist: w- what
Ronald McDonald: you see this is the shit in talking about. He just makes that fuckin noise
Therapist: anything you want to say about this?
Hamburglar: robble robble
Therapist: w- what
Ronald McDonald: you see this is the shit in talking about. He just makes that fuckin noise
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ronald McDonald: I just can't deal with his nonsense anymore
Therapist: anything you want to say about this?
Hamburglar: robble robble
Therapist: w- what
Ronald McDonald: you see this is the shit in talking about. He just makes that fuckin noise
Therapist: anything you want to say about this?
Hamburglar: robble robble
Therapist: w- what
Ronald McDonald: you see this is the shit in talking about. He just makes that fuckin noise
It takes like 700 pages but you finally see Moby’s dick and yeah, bro; it’s fuckin huge
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It takes like 700 pages but you finally see Moby’s dick and yeah, bro; it’s fuckin huge
You’re telling me a black holed this sun?
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You’re telling me a black holed this sun?
What did the controlled opposition do today? Oh, really? No shit?
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 AM
What did the controlled opposition do today? Oh, really? No shit?
If I had a time machine I’d travel back to an hour ago and tell myself not to buy this
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If I had a time machine I’d travel back to an hour ago and tell myself not to buy this
Archie got two bitches and Jughead bout to fuck these hamburgers
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Archie got two bitches and Jughead bout to fuck these hamburgers
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The jerk store called. It was just screaming and then they hung up
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The jerk store called. It was just screaming and then they hung up
Less Cuomo more homos.
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Less Cuomo more homos.
Kamala shedding a single tear today
November 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Kamala shedding a single tear today
Fuck, is the dude from Vampire Weekend a Zionist? Nobody tell me.
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Fuck, is the dude from Vampire Weekend a Zionist? Nobody tell me.
Mittens would be a really good name for a cat that looks like it has little mittens on
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Mittens would be a really good name for a cat that looks like it has little mittens on
A proper time travel movie should be incomprehensible the first time you watch it.
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
A proper time travel movie should be incomprehensible the first time you watch it.
I only wipe my ass with Dudewipes brand ass wipes because I’m not a fucking fag
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I only wipe my ass with Dudewipes brand ass wipes because I’m not a fucking fag
The morning of Fall Back rules. It’s only 9am but you’re awake and well-rested. But now it’s 5pm, it’s pitch black and this is fucking bullshit.
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The morning of Fall Back rules. It’s only 9am but you’re awake and well-rested. But now it’s 5pm, it’s pitch black and this is fucking bullshit.
All my haters become my waiters when I have reservations for a table at Success, a very popular restaurant.
November 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
All my haters become my waiters when I have reservations for a table at Success, a very popular restaurant.
ACAB includes the TARDIS
November 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
ACAB includes the TARDIS
ACAB includes Elisa Maza
November 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
ACAB includes Elisa Maza
ACAB includes Commissioner Gordon
November 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
ACAB includes Commissioner Gordon
67 and I owe her two
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
67 and I owe her two
Come for the Coheed. Stay for the Cambria.
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Come for the Coheed. Stay for the Cambria.
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Julia Fox’s Halloween costume was Jackie Kennedy right after the assassination of her husband.
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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