mike j
@noseatbelts.bsky.social
Western Mid-West storyteller, father, husband, soccer fan, and muppet of a man.
Design and play primarily with Cairn 2e. He/him https://noseatbelts.itch.io/
Design and play primarily with Cairn 2e. He/him https://noseatbelts.itch.io/
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The growing image library available to patrons. Available to use in commercial publications...to make money with...And if you're not a maker, but a lover of art and are able to show $ appreciation, you can do that to. At $1/mo just to say, "keep it up PR, I dig it!"
www.patreon.com/perplexingru...
www.patreon.com/perplexingru...
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The growing image library available to patrons. Available to use in commercial publications...to make money with...And if you're not a maker, but a lover of art and are able to show $ appreciation, you can do that to. At $1/mo just to say, "keep it up PR, I dig it!"
www.patreon.com/perplexingru...
www.patreon.com/perplexingru...
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Redrew and cleaned up last night’s ink piece!
Some kind of desert fire
NPC
Some kind of desert fire
NPC
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Redrew and cleaned up last night’s ink piece!
Some kind of desert fire
NPC
Some kind of desert fire
NPC
I can do so many of these.
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I can do so many of these.
Hey! It’s my game in print! Thanks @long-tail-games.bsky.social for the opportunity.
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hey! It’s my game in print! Thanks @long-tail-games.bsky.social for the opportunity.
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Was in the mood to make a dungeon synth album cover.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Was in the mood to make a dungeon synth album cover.
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Okay I have one more.
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Okay I have one more.
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I have love in my heart for the RPG scene but there's nothing less interesting to me personally than thinking about definitions. I would never define anything and I would never argue about it. I reject definitions like Marcel Duchamp. I'm quite brave, actually, and a visionary as well.
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I have love in my heart for the RPG scene but there's nothing less interesting to me personally than thinking about definitions. I would never define anything and I would never argue about it. I reject definitions like Marcel Duchamp. I'm quite brave, actually, and a visionary as well.
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In 2025 I will begin publishing Cairn supplements for third parties, under the moniker Cairn Press.
If you're a writer and want help with editing, layout, or printing I should be able to hook you up with the right people.
My goal is to make more Cairn content and get people paid for their work.
If you're a writer and want help with editing, layout, or printing I should be able to hook you up with the right people.
My goal is to make more Cairn content and get people paid for their work.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In 2025 I will begin publishing Cairn supplements for third parties, under the moniker Cairn Press.
If you're a writer and want help with editing, layout, or printing I should be able to hook you up with the right people.
My goal is to make more Cairn content and get people paid for their work.
If you're a writer and want help with editing, layout, or printing I should be able to hook you up with the right people.
My goal is to make more Cairn content and get people paid for their work.
I don't know why I've waited so long to publish this, but in doing so I edited it down drastically. I think it's the best one I've done so far.
Art (mostly) by the amazing @perplexingruins.bsky.social and designed with @cairnrpg.com
noseatbelts.itch.io/knotwood
Art (mostly) by the amazing @perplexingruins.bsky.social and designed with @cairnrpg.com
noseatbelts.itch.io/knotwood
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I don't know why I've waited so long to publish this, but in doing so I edited it down drastically. I think it's the best one I've done so far.
Art (mostly) by the amazing @perplexingruins.bsky.social and designed with @cairnrpg.com
noseatbelts.itch.io/knotwood
Art (mostly) by the amazing @perplexingruins.bsky.social and designed with @cairnrpg.com
noseatbelts.itch.io/knotwood
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Lair Entrance. A drawing for the BreeYarc project by @thirdkingdom.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Lair Entrance. A drawing for the BreeYarc project by @thirdkingdom.bsky.social
Cut it from 22 pages down to 10. Whew!
You know how you spend months writing an adventure, tinkering away at it, editing, re-editing, tweaking the graphic design, and you finally get to a point where you're ready to publish and you decide to start from scratch on the layout and design? Well.... I did that.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Cut it from 22 pages down to 10. Whew!
You know how you spend months writing an adventure, tinkering away at it, editing, re-editing, tweaking the graphic design, and you finally get to a point where you're ready to publish and you decide to start from scratch on the layout and design? Well.... I did that.
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You know how you spend months writing an adventure, tinkering away at it, editing, re-editing, tweaking the graphic design, and you finally get to a point where you're ready to publish and you decide to start from scratch on the layout and design? Well.... I did that.
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"UGLY Helmet"
No Nazis In Valhalla
(Playtest available now!)
2024
No Nazis In Valhalla
(Playtest available now!)
2024
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"UGLY Helmet"
No Nazis In Valhalla
(Playtest available now!)
2024
No Nazis In Valhalla
(Playtest available now!)
2024
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It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
Alright, fine! I’ll do it.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Alright, fine! I’ll do it.
Just posted my latest Dungeon, a submission for @directsungames.com 's Puzzle Dungeon Jam and featuring @perplexingruins.bsky.social 's amazing art. For @cairnrpg.com or your favorite system. This one was a lot of fun to figure out. noseatbelts.itch.io/the-tomb-of-...
The Tomb of Eight Gates - Puzzle Dungeon by Noseatbelts
Enter a tomb designed to test your mind and bear witness to the end of time and space itself.
noseatbelts.itch.io
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just posted my latest Dungeon, a submission for @directsungames.com 's Puzzle Dungeon Jam and featuring @perplexingruins.bsky.social 's amazing art. For @cairnrpg.com or your favorite system. This one was a lot of fun to figure out. noseatbelts.itch.io/the-tomb-of-...
As promised, I've released the full versions of all of my #Mörktober 2025 offerings on Itch. I even cut them down into different categories, individual PDFs for some, and a Plain Text version for ease of use. noseatbelts.itch.io/morktober-2025 Thanks again @exeunt.press for everything.
Knight Knight - Mörktober 2025 by Noseatbelts
31 Mörkborg related offerings
noseatbelts.itch.io
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
As promised, I've released the full versions of all of my #Mörktober 2025 offerings on Itch. I even cut them down into different categories, individual PDFs for some, and a Plain Text version for ease of use. noseatbelts.itch.io/morktober-2025 Thanks again @exeunt.press for everything.
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GM Tip:
Narrate failures through the competence of the PCs against a hazardous world.
They're a skilled thief, but the trap is rusted.
They have a glib tongue, but the guard is already being coerced.
They're strong, but even a giant couldn't lift this portcullis.
Narrate failures through the competence of the PCs against a hazardous world.
They're a skilled thief, but the trap is rusted.
They have a glib tongue, but the guard is already being coerced.
They're strong, but even a giant couldn't lift this portcullis.
October 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
GM Tip:
Narrate failures through the competence of the PCs against a hazardous world.
They're a skilled thief, but the trap is rusted.
They have a glib tongue, but the guard is already being coerced.
They're strong, but even a giant couldn't lift this portcullis.
Narrate failures through the competence of the PCs against a hazardous world.
They're a skilled thief, but the trap is rusted.
They have a glib tongue, but the guard is already being coerced.
They're strong, but even a giant couldn't lift this portcullis.
My Cassette/One-Page RPG "Vampires at the Goth Show" is featured in this compendium, and the kickstarter is LIVE! Back now! Get 50 RPGs for a crazy low price. Support Indie TTRPG Creatives! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lon...
Tiny Tome 3
We're back with 50 single-page RPGs from 50 different creators.
www.kickstarter.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My Cassette/One-Page RPG "Vampires at the Goth Show" is featured in this compendium, and the kickstarter is LIVE! Back now! Get 50 RPGs for a crazy low price. Support Indie TTRPG Creatives! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lon...
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Vampires at the Goth Show
@noseatbelts.bsky.social / noseatbelts.itch.io/vampires-at-...
Play as a goth band fending off vampires
@noseatbelts.bsky.social / noseatbelts.itch.io/vampires-at-...
Play as a goth band fending off vampires
Vampires at the Goth Show by Noseatbelts
There's a Goth Show. And Vampires show up.
noseatbelts.itch.io
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Vampires at the Goth Show
@noseatbelts.bsky.social / noseatbelts.itch.io/vampires-at-...
Play as a goth band fending off vampires
@noseatbelts.bsky.social / noseatbelts.itch.io/vampires-at-...
Play as a goth band fending off vampires
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Mega-thread of all the creators in Tiny Tome 3!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lon...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lon...
Coming soon: Tiny Tome 3
We're back with 50 single-page RPGs from 50 different creators.
www.kickstarter.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Mega-thread of all the creators in Tiny Tome 3!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lon...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lon...
Now I want an infomercial.
“Does this ever happen to you?”
“Does this ever happen to you?”
“I bought this knowing what it was, but never dreamt I’d have an occasion to use. Well let me tell you, because of this spike, I can barely walk, but I’m still alive. I’d almost forgotten it was in my pack. Silly when you consider my pack only holds ten items, but there is was at the very bottom…”
Day 15: Nails. A ̶u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶?̶?̶?̶ item for all your not-going-anywhere needs. Actually came up with the design concept much earlier in the month, but didn’t have a place for it until this prompt #mörktober #morktober
October 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Now I want an infomercial.
“Does this ever happen to you?”
“Does this ever happen to you?”