North Florida Gay
@northflagay.bsky.social
Reliably bitter, cynical, and sarcastic with usually a beer in hand.
Trying to stay strong but another 2 dozen donuts were brought in today
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Trying to stay strong but another 2 dozen donuts were brought in today
I’ve been dutifully watching this package’s progression
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I’ve been dutifully watching this package’s progression
8.5 hours of solid sleep was just what the doctor ordered
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
8.5 hours of solid sleep was just what the doctor ordered
Nothing grand and some of the lights are out, but we did it Joe
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Nothing grand and some of the lights are out, but we did it Joe
To start Christmas decorating today or be lazy, that is the question
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
To start Christmas decorating today or be lazy, that is the question
Me when the temperature goes below 70 degrees
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Me when the temperature goes below 70 degrees
Resy statement credit coming in clutch for brunch
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Resy statement credit coming in clutch for brunch
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@northflagay.bsky.social and I out on the town 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
@northflagay.bsky.social and I out on the town 🥰
@flbeachman.bsky.social is in my territory
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
@flbeachman.bsky.social is in my territory
I love the week before Thanksgiving since sweet potatoes are 49 cents a pound at the grocery so I’m about to make sweet potato everything
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I love the week before Thanksgiving since sweet potatoes are 49 cents a pound at the grocery so I’m about to make sweet potato everything
The neighborhood brewery is now serving a hazy quadruple IPA (13% ABV) which is truly insane but in a good way
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The neighborhood brewery is now serving a hazy quadruple IPA (13% ABV) which is truly insane but in a good way
Sadly SNL is not new this weekend since the Mamdami/Trump summit in the Oval Office today has all the makings of an opening skit
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sadly SNL is not new this weekend since the Mamdami/Trump summit in the Oval Office today has all the makings of an opening skit
Finally Friday
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Finally Friday
I’ve sadly had to put in more than minimal effort at work today, thank you for your support through this difficult time
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’ve sadly had to put in more than minimal effort at work today, thank you for your support through this difficult time
I momentarily thought while getting ready it was Friday and then remembered it’s still only Thursday
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I momentarily thought while getting ready it was Friday and then remembered it’s still only Thursday
So far have successfully avoided the 2 dozen donuts brought into the office this morning
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So far have successfully avoided the 2 dozen donuts brought into the office this morning
I am not a fan of days like today where I had to pack both lunch and dinner to eat at my desk at the office *pout*
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I am not a fan of days like today where I had to pack both lunch and dinner to eat at my desk at the office *pout*
Caught myself mistyping “Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation” as “Feral Deposit Insurance Corporation” in a document, whew
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Caught myself mistyping “Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation” as “Feral Deposit Insurance Corporation” in a document, whew
I’m glad I don’t have any meetings this morning since my stomach will not quit gurgling today
homer simpson is laying on a bed with a pink blanket
ALT: homer simpson is laying on a bed with a pink blanket
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’m glad I don’t have any meetings this morning since my stomach will not quit gurgling today
Rotting inside the office for at least 10 hours today while it’s absolutely gorgeous outside, okay cool
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Rotting inside the office for at least 10 hours today while it’s absolutely gorgeous outside, okay cool
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Drinking beer
2. Traveling
3. Going to bed at 9pm and waking up at 5am
1. Drinking beer
2. Traveling
3. Going to bed at 9pm and waking up at 5am
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. Walking everywhere
2. Fancy pants
3. Weird yet excellent food combinations
1. Walking everywhere
2. Fancy pants
3. Weird yet excellent food combinations
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. Mugs
2. Valet's mug and music choices
3. Lucille Bluth gifs
What a sad little life.
1. Mugs
2. Valet's mug and music choices
3. Lucille Bluth gifs
What a sad little life.
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Drinking beer
2. Traveling
3. Going to bed at 9pm and waking up at 5am
1. Drinking beer
2. Traveling
3. Going to bed at 9pm and waking up at 5am
Crazy how I look 10 years younger after trimming down the beard shorter than it’s been in quite some time 🫨
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Crazy how I look 10 years younger after trimming down the beard shorter than it’s been in quite some time 🫨
I just walked by someone’s house where they were grilling burgers and now I’m not as jazzed about what I’m making for dinner tonight 😭
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I just walked by someone’s house where they were grilling burgers and now I’m not as jazzed about what I’m making for dinner tonight 😭
Almost stepped on a dead squirrel on my walk, how’s your morning going
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Almost stepped on a dead squirrel on my walk, how’s your morning going
Maybe I’ll be more productive tomorrow
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Maybe I’ll be more productive tomorrow