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𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️

@nonormalteddybear.bsky.social

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❝I'm not a teddy bear! I...am...Monokuma! And I am this school's headmaster!❞ The Master of the Various Killing Games. An independent, headcanon-influenced portrayal of Monkuma for #DanganronpaRP written by Gold. Lewds/RLs/Minors DNI.

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𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 13d

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙏𝙚𝙙𝙙𝙮

𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓴𝓾𝓶𝓪
𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓗𝓸𝓹𝓮'𝓼 𝓟𝓮𝓪𝓴
𝓐𝓬𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓶𝔂
𝓙𝓾𝓷𝓴𝓸 𝓔𝓷𝓸𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓪'𝓼 𝓟𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓽

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𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 1d

He grinned, leaning in just slightly.
"What d'ya say? Want to shape the next generation of geniuses? Puhuhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 1d

Someone brilliant, unpredictable—someone who can teach my students the real wonders of discovery!"

Monokuma hopped down from the console, his voice lowering into something almost conspiratorial.
"Between us, Doc... with that beautiful brain of yours, I think you'd fit perfectly in my faculty..."》

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 1d

"I'm Monokuma! Headmaster of Hope's Peak Academy! Only the most prestigious school for the exceptional in any dimension!"

He wagged a paw in the air with a salesman's enthusiasm. "As it happens, I've been searching for someone extraordinary to take up a position as Head of our Science Department!》

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 1d

"Don't think too hard about what I am or how I got in here, Doc! Time machines, multiverse nonsense, narrative loopholes, two people pretending to be us on a social media platform — take your pick!"

He straightened his stubby body, chest puffed out in pride.》

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 1d

With a crackle of static and a flash of white light, the monochrome bear sprang to life atop the TARDIS console, landing with a dramatic little thud.

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!" he burst out laughing, his red eye flickering mischievously.》

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 1d

Monokuma appeared in @bigeneration.bsky.social's TARDIS, looking like an ordinary stuffed Teddy Bear.

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The Doctor (parody) 🏳️‍🌈 @bigeneration.bsky.social · Dec 14

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𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐄𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬 @souleaternamedsoul.bsky.social · 1d

// OI! MVRP! COME JOIN THE SOUL EATER VERSE! THERES LIKE FIVE OF US!!!!

Please? We have cookies and milk???

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𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐄𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬 @souleaternamedsoul.bsky.social · 1d

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙒𝙊 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍 𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙊𝙉 𝙒𝙀𝘼𝙋𝙊𝙉

𝓢𝓸𝓾𝓵 𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓼
𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓪 𝓐𝓵𝓫𝓪𝓷'𝓼 𝓢𝓬𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓮
𝓓𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓢𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓼

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𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 2d

"And between us, Doc… I think you'd be a /cut/ above the rest! Puhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 2d

"And I've been scouting far and wide for a suitable candidate to lead my Science Department! Someone with… an experimental streak. Someone who knows that sanity is just a social construct!"

He leaned forward conspiratorially, voice dropping to a purr.》

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 2d

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!! Allow me to introduce myself properly! I'm Monokuma — Headmaster extraordinaire of Hope's Peak Academy! Home to the brightest, boldest, and bloodiest students the Multiverse has ever seen!"

He straightened his stubby frame, his red eye gleaming as if savouring the irony.》

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 2d

(@madmeister.bsky.social)

With a sudden pop and a flash of static, the monochromatic bear appeared out of thin air, spinning on one foot before landing in a proud pose.

"Hellooooooo there, Dr. Franken Stein~!!!" Monokuma's voice rose in sing-song mock cheer.》

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 2d

That's my puppeteer's little hobby, and my adorable students are the ones who choose to spill each other's blood! Free will, baby! Ain't that what makes it all so deliciously despair-inducing?! Puhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"

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𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 2d

Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!! Oh ho ho! That's where you're wrong, smarty-pants! They're not high schoolers!"
He wagged a claw with mock scolding energy, his grin widening impossibly.

"And furthermore, it's not me who traps them and forces 'em to kill each other! Oh no no no no~!!!》

𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗥 ̖́-‬ @slyaoba.bsky.social · 2d

"It's funny that you think I'm offended by someone that doesn't have anything better to do than trap high schoolers with no future and force them to kill each other."

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 3d

"So is your mother, but do I complain when she's taking me from her behind? Nope! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!"

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 3d

"So is your mother, but do I complain when she's taking me from her behind? Nope! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!"

𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗥 ̖́-‬ @slyaoba.bsky.social · 3d

Y'all ugly.

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 3d

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND BEARS!

Let me introduce you to Hope Peak Academy's lawyer... and my very, very, very good friend; CHUCKY!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!"

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 3d

"Yes!"

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝟙𝟘𝟘𝟘 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕤 @11037-kuwata.bsky.social · 3d

“So… the parking ticket is dealt with?”

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 3d

"Because, my fellow mechanical wonder of human ingenuity, ITS MY SCHOOL!!!!! And he's my bestie. Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"

K1-B0 [Ultimate Robot] @yuushaclub.bsky.social · 3d

“Since when do we have a lawyer? And why give that kind of job to a murder doll!?”

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 3d

"Parking ticket. Schmarket schmicket. Let's just say that
the guy who issued that parking ticket had a very unfortunate accident with a Monokuma-branded missile, so consider it null and void. Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 3d

The bear jumps to life. "Gooooooood evening!"

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 3d

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! Don't worry, Kuwata, no jail for you! Chucky advises me that, with no prisons in the actual world and no justice, I'm free to do whatever I want with ya!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!"

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝟙𝟘𝟘𝟘 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕤 @11037-kuwata.bsky.social · 3d

“Dawg I’m going to jail!”

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 3d

A bear is sat on the end of his bed, watching Majora.

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 3d

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND BEARS!

Let me introduce you to Hope Peak Academy's lawyer... and my very, very, very good friend; CHUCKY!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!"

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · 4d

Isn't that just the most despair-inducing thing you've ever heard?!?! Puhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"