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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 19h

🎃"...Me-hee? ho?"🎃

*Pyro Jack raises his hand in confusion...*

Jackenstein's Monster @jackenstein.scares.men · 1d

WHO WANTS TOO PLAY WITH ME? :)

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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 20h

🎃"...Ho boy, today sure was boring..."🎃

*...Pyro, you didn't even do anything....*

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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

{Good news and, eh kinda bad news?

Good news! the upgrade went well without a hitch!

Bad news? kinda uh... I'm still getting used to it all... sorry for not being online for a good chunk of the day like I said I would... haha...}

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

{Welp, gonna start that Windows upgrade... hopefully all goes well...}

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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

{Welp, gonna start that Windows upgrade... hopefully all goes well...}

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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

{Shit, completely forgot about this... uhh...}

{I guess I'll handle it in the evening, since I do owe some time spent being in bed most of the weekend...}

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

{Okay, My attempt at the Windows 11 upgrade's gonna happen in like... an hour or two...}

{I'll be logging into my phone for the first time with one of my accounts here for (mostly) live updates... that way if anything bad happens you WILL know firsthand!}

{But for now... interactions, anyone?}

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

{Okay, My attempt at the Windows 11 upgrade's gonna happen in like... an hour or two...}

{I'll be logging into my phone for the first time with one of my accounts here for (mostly) live updates... that way if anything bad happens you WILL know firsthand!}

{But for now... interactions, anyone?}

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"We-hee can only pray...."🎃

𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 @thejunesboy.bsky.social · 2d

“Yeah... Majora-san saw everything... Here’s hoping the other me doesn’t get affected.”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"...It was you-know-ho-who, wasn't it?"🎃

𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 @thejunesboy.bsky.social · 2d

“Coping over the loss of my entire bank account...”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"...He kinda deserved it, ho... sounding all hee-high and mighty like the jerk he is..."🎃

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 2d

"There will be people who will do that. You have to accept a hater or two, Pyro.

Agi on his butt, I understand. Ragnarok? That's overkill, but would've been fun to watch."

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"H-He mocked my catchphrase! ho! and he didn't hee-ven apologize!"🎃

*Wait, that's it? that's what got the (self-proclaimed) great and mighty Pyro Jack so ticked off?*

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"...I sent a really bad person to hee-hell yesterday! so I feel accomplished!"🎃

*Well... that's one way to explain it...*

𝙵𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝚈𝙾𝚄 @something-truly.hates.lol · 2d

[GOOD ON MY END
ALSO HOW GOES THE
BURNING ITHOTU JR]

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"...Hee-how is almost everyone still awake? ho?"🎃

🎃"Ho well... I guess this just means I hee-have more people to talk to so... hee-how's everyone's evenings going today?"🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"H-He mocked my catchphrase! ho! and he didn't hee-ven apologize!"🎃

*Wait, that's it? that's what got the (self-proclaimed) great and mighty Pyro Jack so ticked off?*

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 2d

"What did Teddie do? I know he gambled all of Yosuke's money, but how did he anger you of all fairies?"

Pyro had Majora's full attention.

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"Ho... but of course! this simpl-hee means I get to talk about MY weekend now instead of later!"🎃

🎃"First, and foremost... I casted Ragnarok on Teddie for bein' a big meanie to me-hee..."🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"Ho... but of course! this simpl-hee means I get to talk about MY weekend now instead of later!"🎃

🎃"First, and foremost... I casted Ragnarok on Teddie for bein' a big meanie to me-hee..."🎃

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 2d

"Nope. This is between me and her."

He shook his head.

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"A misunderstanding? ho?"🎃

*He grinned back, intrigued*

🎃"Do tell me-hee more! I-I mean you don't hee-HAVE to... but well... ho you get it..."🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"A misunderstanding? ho?"🎃

*He grinned back, intrigued*

🎃"Do tell me-hee more! I-I mean you don't hee-HAVE to... but well... ho you get it..."🎃

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 2d

"It's been quite nice tonight. I had a misunderstanding cleared up."

Majora is grinning brightly at Pyro.

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"...Hee-how is almost everyone still awake? ho?"🎃

🎃"Ho well... I guess this just means I hee-have more people to talk to so... hee-how's everyone's evenings going today?"🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

🎃"...Hee-how is almost everyone still awake? ho?"🎃

🎃"Ho well... I guess this just means I hee-have more people to talk to so... hee-how's everyone's evenings going today?"🎃

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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

{Oh... joy...}

{Can't wait to figure out the most convoluted way possible to try and get rid of copilot the second I see it...}

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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

{Thanks, glad to have someone like you to help out in times like this!}

{HOPEFULLY it keeps everything in tact after the upgrade, or I'm gonna cast Agidyne to my damn laptop.}

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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 2d

{Bit of news because Windows hates me so much...}

{I might not be online much tomorrow due to me having to upgrade from 10 to 11... and this is because I NEVER got the extended security updates thing...}

{So, hopefully it doesn't brick my computer at all... hopefully...}

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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 3d

🎃"AHAHAHA! YES! YESSSSS! I DID IT!!! HEE-HELL YEAH!!!"🎃

*He's hee-ing and ho-ing up a storm of laughter, already floating away to go and celebrate... he doesn't even care if Teddie makes it through this, just the fact this happened made the fairy happy enough as is..*

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 3d

“Wha- WHAAAAAAAAAA?!”

Too late. The bear got caught in it.

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 3d

🎃"Ho... I dunno, I just think RAGNAROK WILL SUIT YOU NICEL-HEE!"🎃

*WHY IS THE GROUND SHAKING!? WHY IS THE GROUND SHAKING!? TEDDIE! GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!*

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 3d

*He glares with a stare that speaks a million words...*

🎃"...You hee-have ten seconds, start running..."🎃

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

"Hmm, I don't think I will! How about a knuckle sandwich or a bear claw!"

>It misses by a wide margin

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 3d

🎃"Ho... I dunno, I just think RAGNAROK WILL SUIT YOU NICEL-HEE!"🎃

*WHY IS THE GROUND SHAKING!? WHY IS THE GROUND SHAKING!? TEDDIE! GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!*

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 3d

“What do you mean?”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 3d

🎃"...Was I supposed to be-hee scared? ho?"🎃

𝐀𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬 /// 𝑳𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒏' 𝑳𝒐𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒅. @cloakedpowder.bsky.social · 3d

".....boo."

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 3d

🎃"AWW! SUCH A TRAGED- Wait wait wait, hee-hold the phone...."🎃

*The fairy had to do a double take there... but it seems like that didn't help at all...*

🎃"Teddie, originall-hee I was just gonna cast Agidyne, but that ain't gonna cut it anymore now that you've basically told me that, ho..."🎃

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 3d

“I-I plead myself not guilty for stealing Yosuke’s magazines featuring hot older girls....”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 3d

🎃"TOO LATE! HEE-HOW DO YOU PLEAD!? And do make it count..."🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 3d

🎃"TOO LATE! HEE-HOW DO YOU PLEAD!? And do make it count..."🎃

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 4d

“NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 4d

🎃"I'LL BURN YOU TO A HEE-HECKIN' CRISP!!!"🎃

*OH GOD GET OUTTA THERE TEDDIE!*

🎃"Ho, and tell Lucifer I said hi-ho when you enter hee-hell for me, ho-kay? Anyways, where were we? HO RIGHT! Your demise!"🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 4d

🎃"...Hee-how many of you do I have to teach a lesson today? ho?"🎃

🎃"I'm giving you ONE SHOT to re-hee-deem yourself, bud... just ONE..."🎃

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 4d

"Oh come on! What does Hee Ho even mean! Now bear puns? Those are iconic! Beary cute! More like Hee No!"

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 4d

🧊"WHAT WAS THAT!? HO!?"🧊

🎃"HO YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE NOW BUDD-HEE!"🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 4d

🎃"I'LL BURN YOU TO A HEE-HECKIN' CRISP!!!"🎃

*OH GOD GET OUTTA THERE TEDDIE!*

🎃"Ho, and tell Lucifer I said hi-ho when you enter hee-hell for me, ho-kay? Anyways, where were we? HO RIGHT! Your demise!"🎃

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 4d

“Hee-no.”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 4d

🎃"Ho-key dokey, then let's try this again!"🎃

*ahem*

🎃"Hee-ho?"🎃