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"𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞! 𝐇𝐞𝐞-𝐇𝐨!"
🎃"...Is... is Sonic currentl-hee high? ho?"🎃
🧊"I uh.... I don't think I wanna know-ho..."🧊
🎃"AYO SONIC! PASS ME-HEE A JOINT!"🎃
🧊"WHA- DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! HEE-HO!"🧊
🧊"I uh.... I don't think I wanna know-ho..."🧊
🎃"AYO SONIC! PASS ME-HEE A JOINT!"🎃
🧊"WHA- DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! HEE-HO!"🧊
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 AM
🎃"...Is... is Sonic currentl-hee high? ho?"🎃
🧊"I uh.... I don't think I wanna know-ho..."🧊
🎃"AYO SONIC! PASS ME-HEE A JOINT!"🎃
🧊"WHA- DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! HEE-HO!"🧊
🧊"I uh.... I don't think I wanna know-ho..."🧊
🎃"AYO SONIC! PASS ME-HEE A JOINT!"🎃
🧊"WHA- DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! HEE-HO!"🧊
🧊"HEE-HO!!!"🎃
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
🧊"HEE-HO!!!"🎃
🧊"He really did dig his grave tryin' this, did he? ho?"🧊
🎃"Ho boy! Ho boy!"🎃
🎃"🎶Mojo's goin' to hee-hell! Mojo's goin' to hee-hell!🎶"🧊
🎃"Ho boy! Ho boy!"🎃
🎃"🎶Mojo's goin' to hee-hell! Mojo's goin' to hee-hell!🎶"🧊
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
🧊"He really did dig his grave tryin' this, did he? ho?"🧊
🎃"Ho boy! Ho boy!"🎃
🎃"🎶Mojo's goin' to hee-hell! Mojo's goin' to hee-hell!🎶"🧊
🎃"Ho boy! Ho boy!"🎃
🎃"🎶Mojo's goin' to hee-hell! Mojo's goin' to hee-hell!🎶"🧊
🎃"...If I did we'd be hee-re all day.... and I'd miss the wedding, so no-ho, I don't think I can..."🎃
Cain’t ya try?
🎃"Uhh... I dunno-ho if I can really explain, ho..."🎃
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
🎃"...If I did we'd be hee-re all day.... and I'd miss the wedding, so no-ho, I don't think I can..."🎃
🎃"Uhh... I dunno-ho if I can really explain, ho..."🎃
Well, that there jus’ depends.
Which dog?
Which dog?
🎃"Would you believe me-hee if I said it was a dog? ho?"🎃
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
🎃"Uhh... I dunno-ho if I can really explain, ho..."🎃
🎃"Would you believe me-hee if I said it was a dog? ho?"🎃
There’s a weddin’!?!?!?
Who’s gettin’ hitched!?
Who’s gettin’ hitched!?
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
🎃"Would you believe me-hee if I said it was a dog? ho?"🎃
🧊"...Dibs on fre-hee-zing him, ho..."🧊
🎃"Ugh! Frost, that ain't gonna fly! I'll Ragnarok that son-of-a-hee-ho for crashing such an important day!"🎃
🧊"...But what about the other guests?"🧊
🎃"...You're no-ho fun..."🎃
🎃"Ugh! Frost, that ain't gonna fly! I'll Ragnarok that son-of-a-hee-ho for crashing such an important day!"🎃
🧊"...But what about the other guests?"🧊
🎃"...You're no-ho fun..."🎃
Ambushing the wedding.
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
🧊"...Dibs on fre-hee-zing him, ho..."🧊
🎃"Ugh! Frost, that ain't gonna fly! I'll Ragnarok that son-of-a-hee-ho for crashing such an important day!"🎃
🧊"...But what about the other guests?"🧊
🎃"...You're no-ho fun..."🎃
🎃"Ugh! Frost, that ain't gonna fly! I'll Ragnarok that son-of-a-hee-ho for crashing such an important day!"🎃
🧊"...But what about the other guests?"🧊
🎃"...You're no-ho fun..."🎃
*Ah, seems the Jack Bros have arrived to this wedding... One fashionably dressed for the occasion... and the other was Pyro Jack...*
🧊"Hee-hopefully we aren't late..."🧊
🎃"Are we hee-ven on the list?"🎃
🧊"...Is it bad to say I didn't hee-ven check?"🧊
🎃"WHAT!? HO!?"🎃
🧊"Hee-hopefully we aren't late..."🧊
🎃"Are we hee-ven on the list?"🎃
🧊"...Is it bad to say I didn't hee-ven check?"🧊
🎃"WHAT!? HO!?"🎃
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
*Ah, seems the Jack Bros have arrived to this wedding... One fashionably dressed for the occasion... and the other was Pyro Jack...*
🧊"Hee-hopefully we aren't late..."🧊
🎃"Are we hee-ven on the list?"🎃
🧊"...Is it bad to say I didn't hee-ven check?"🧊
🎃"WHAT!? HO!?"🎃
🧊"Hee-hopefully we aren't late..."🧊
🎃"Are we hee-ven on the list?"🎃
🧊"...Is it bad to say I didn't hee-ven check?"🧊
🎃"WHAT!? HO!?"🎃
🧊"An-hee-how... a Wedding? Well I certainly need to look good! ho!"🧊
🎃"Luck-hee you, ho... but I don't hee-have an outfit of my own... not hee-ven a tie..."🎃
🧊"It's alright! hee-ho! Surely nobody will mind!"🧊
🎃"Luck-hee you, ho... but I don't hee-have an outfit of my own... not hee-ven a tie..."🎃
🧊"It's alright! hee-ho! Surely nobody will mind!"🧊
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
🧊"An-hee-how... a Wedding? Well I certainly need to look good! ho!"🧊
🎃"Luck-hee you, ho... but I don't hee-have an outfit of my own... not hee-ven a tie..."🎃
🧊"It's alright! hee-ho! Surely nobody will mind!"🧊
🎃"Luck-hee you, ho... but I don't hee-have an outfit of my own... not hee-ven a tie..."🎃
🧊"It's alright! hee-ho! Surely nobody will mind!"🧊
🎃"TO HEE-HELL WITH YOU! HO!"🧊
Do I own this wedding you guys mentioned?
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
🎃"TO HEE-HELL WITH YOU! HO!"🧊
*Sigh*
🎃"Hee-ho-hoooo..."🎃
*Pyro Jack does not seem glad to be dressed for the holiday season... unlike his brother...*
🎃"Hee-ho-hoooo..."🎃
*Pyro Jack does not seem glad to be dressed for the holiday season... unlike his brother...*
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
*Sigh*
🎃"Hee-ho-hoooo..."🎃
*Pyro Jack does not seem glad to be dressed for the holiday season... unlike his brother...*
🎃"Hee-ho-hoooo..."🎃
*Pyro Jack does not seem glad to be dressed for the holiday season... unlike his brother...*
🧊"Hee-hell yeah!"🧊
🧊"Ho wait, wait! Wait till you see Pyro Jack's attire!"🧊
*Wait, Pyro Jack's getting into it too?*
🧊"Ho wait, wait! Wait till you see Pyro Jack's attire!"🧊
*Wait, Pyro Jack's getting into it too?*
“…”
“……”
“……..Hee-ho.”
“……”
“……..Hee-ho.”
🧊"Hee-Ho-Ho-Ho!"🧊
*...Oh god, Jack Frost's getting festive too?*
*Actually, wait no... this one makes sense...*
*...Oh god, Jack Frost's getting festive too?*
*Actually, wait no... this one makes sense...*
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
🧊"Hee-hell yeah!"🧊
🧊"Ho wait, wait! Wait till you see Pyro Jack's attire!"🧊
*Wait, Pyro Jack's getting into it too?*
🧊"Ho wait, wait! Wait till you see Pyro Jack's attire!"🧊
*Wait, Pyro Jack's getting into it too?*
🧊"Hee-Ho-Ho-Ho!"🧊
*...Oh god, Jack Frost's getting festive too?*
*Actually, wait no... this one makes sense...*
*...Oh god, Jack Frost's getting festive too?*
*Actually, wait no... this one makes sense...*
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
🧊"Hee-Ho-Ho-Ho!"🧊
*...Oh god, Jack Frost's getting festive too?*
*Actually, wait no... this one makes sense...*
*...Oh god, Jack Frost's getting festive too?*
*Actually, wait no... this one makes sense...*
🎃"...I swear if I see-hee Alice again I think I'm gonna burn a hee-hole in my wall..."🎃
🧊"The hee-hell's your problem with her?"🧊
🎃"Uh, maybe it's the bein' hee-hellbent on killing other demons part?"🎃
🧊"Now you're just be-hee-in' ridiculous! she would never!"🧊
🧊"The hee-hell's your problem with her?"🧊
🎃"Uh, maybe it's the bein' hee-hellbent on killing other demons part?"🎃
🧊"Now you're just be-hee-in' ridiculous! she would never!"🧊
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
🎃"...I swear if I see-hee Alice again I think I'm gonna burn a hee-hole in my wall..."🎃
🧊"The hee-hell's your problem with her?"🧊
🎃"Uh, maybe it's the bein' hee-hellbent on killing other demons part?"🎃
🧊"Now you're just be-hee-in' ridiculous! she would never!"🧊
🧊"The hee-hell's your problem with her?"🧊
🎃"Uh, maybe it's the bein' hee-hellbent on killing other demons part?"🎃
🧊"Now you're just be-hee-in' ridiculous! she would never!"🧊
🎃"What? potentiall-hee blackmailing 'ya without a hug? I'm just goofin' man!"🎃
*The pyromaniac squeaked as he was hugged...*
🎃"As if I'd do such a hee-vil thing like that! I probably would've just told Frost! and he never gives a hee-ho about this kinda stuff!"🎃
*The pyromaniac squeaked as he was hugged...*
🎃"As if I'd do such a hee-vil thing like that! I probably would've just told Frost! and he never gives a hee-ho about this kinda stuff!"🎃
“…Pyro. You know I’m a prankster at heart, but this is fucked up.”
He reached over to hug Pyro.
He reached over to hug Pyro.
🎃"Hee-hey, by likin' that last post you basically said ho-kay! I'm just doin' what I said I would!"🎃
*The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...*
🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃
*The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...*
🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
🎃"What? potentiall-hee blackmailing 'ya without a hug? I'm just goofin' man!"🎃
*The pyromaniac squeaked as he was hugged...*
🎃"As if I'd do such a hee-vil thing like that! I probably would've just told Frost! and he never gives a hee-ho about this kinda stuff!"🎃
*The pyromaniac squeaked as he was hugged...*
🎃"As if I'd do such a hee-vil thing like that! I probably would've just told Frost! and he never gives a hee-ho about this kinda stuff!"🎃
🎃"Hee-hey, by likin' that last post you basically said ho-kay! I'm just doin' what I said I would!"🎃
*The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...*
🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃
*The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...*
🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
🎃"Hee-hey, by likin' that last post you basically said ho-kay! I'm just doin' what I said I would!"🎃
*The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...*
🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃
*The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...*
🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃
🎃"That's why? ho?"🎃
🎃"...Mayb-hee I'll show up... just to Agidyne 'ya in the face for such a stupid id-hee-a... ho."🎃
🎃"...Mayb-hee I'll show up... just to Agidyne 'ya in the face for such a stupid id-hee-a... ho."🎃
“I just want to see how many will show up!”
🎃"Ah, be-hee-cause that's obviousl-hee not gonna backfire at all..."🎃
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
🎃"That's why? ho?"🎃
🎃"...Mayb-hee I'll show up... just to Agidyne 'ya in the face for such a stupid id-hee-a... ho."🎃
🎃"...Mayb-hee I'll show up... just to Agidyne 'ya in the face for such a stupid id-hee-a... ho."🎃
🎃"Ah, be-hee-cause that's obviousl-hee not gonna backfire at all..."🎃
“Should I set up a kissing booth?”
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
🎃"Ah, be-hee-cause that's obviousl-hee not gonna backfire at all..."🎃
*Yeah... totally... like Pyro Jack would fall for that...*
🎃"Hmm, to go outside despite ever-hee-one's warning's, or stay inside and starve to death, ho..."🎃
*Ah, shoot... he was running out of things to make after all...*
🎃"Hmm, to go outside despite ever-hee-one's warning's, or stay inside and starve to death, ho..."🎃
*Ah, shoot... he was running out of things to make after all...*
definitelyantares
Do it
Go outside
There isn't a cosmic horror that will turn YOU into a cosmic horror
I promic ::::)
Do it
Go outside
There isn't a cosmic horror that will turn YOU into a cosmic horror
I promic ::::)
🎃"...The hee-hell is Majjy an' Kirby talkin' about?"🎃
🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃
🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
*Yeah... totally... like Pyro Jack would fall for that...*
🎃"Hmm, to go outside despite ever-hee-one's warning's, or stay inside and starve to death, ho..."🎃
*Ah, shoot... he was running out of things to make after all...*
🎃"Hmm, to go outside despite ever-hee-one's warning's, or stay inside and starve to death, ho..."🎃
*Ah, shoot... he was running out of things to make after all...*
🎃"...The hee-hell is Majjy an' Kirby talkin' about?"🎃
🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃
🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
🎃"...The hee-hell is Majjy an' Kirby talkin' about?"🎃
🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃
🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃
*The frost blinked at the sight of the giant icicle...*
"...I-If you hee-had let me finish... I meant as in prove me wrong vocal-hee..."
"Like, y'know, cop-hee-ing my dashing way of speaking and all, ho..."
"...I-If you hee-had let me finish... I meant as in prove me wrong vocal-hee..."
"Like, y'know, cop-hee-ing my dashing way of speaking and all, ho..."
"Prove you wrong? Like... fight you over it? I mean..."
Adiris takes a bullet and blows on it. She loads the chamber and—
KRA KOWWW!
A nearby crate suddenly turns into a massive icicle the size of a small house.
"...the bullets are like amplifiers. So that makes us different."
Adiris takes a bullet and blows on it. She loads the chamber and—
KRA KOWWW!
A nearby crate suddenly turns into a massive icicle the size of a small house.
"...the bullets are like amplifiers. So that makes us different."
🧊"...Ho man, I kinda thought you'd try to prove me-hee wrong!"🧊
*The frost felt mostly let down...*
🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊
*The frost felt mostly let down...*
🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
*The frost blinked at the sight of the giant icicle...*
"...I-If you hee-had let me finish... I meant as in prove me wrong vocal-hee..."
"Like, y'know, cop-hee-ing my dashing way of speaking and all, ho..."
"...I-If you hee-had let me finish... I meant as in prove me wrong vocal-hee..."
"Like, y'know, cop-hee-ing my dashing way of speaking and all, ho..."
🧊"...Ho man, I kinda thought you'd try to prove me-hee wrong!"🧊
*The frost felt mostly let down...*
🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊
*The frost felt mostly let down...*
🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊
"As cute as you are, I don't think I— ah...
You know what? You're right. But just because I can perform similar feats doesn't mean I'm replacing you. Ahaha!
Besides, I doubt my magic is as strong as yours. It's mostly just to add elements to my gun. If you put me to a real magic test, I'd fail."
You know what? You're right. But just because I can perform similar feats doesn't mean I'm replacing you. Ahaha!
Besides, I doubt my magic is as strong as yours. It's mostly just to add elements to my gun. If you put me to a real magic test, I'd fail."
"...Ho my god you are litterall-hee becoming me-hee..."
"Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."
"Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
🧊"...Ho man, I kinda thought you'd try to prove me-hee wrong!"🧊
*The frost felt mostly let down...*
🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊
*The frost felt mostly let down...*
🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊
"...Ho my god you are litterall-hee becoming me-hee..."
"Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."
"Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."
"Weell, I know a little magic. I infuse them into my bullets. So, technically, I can cast and shoot ice."
🧊"Ge-hee-z... I might hee-have competition now..."🧊
🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊
🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
"...Ho my god you are litterall-hee becoming me-hee..."
"Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."
"Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."
🧊"Ge-hee-z... I might hee-have competition now..."🧊
🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊
🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊
"Can't take the cold, huh? Back in the north, the general used to make us sit in the snow with barely anything on.
And now! I can barely feel the cold! Wahahahaaaa— choo! Ack..."
And now! I can barely feel the cold! Wahahahaaaa— choo! Ack..."
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
🧊"Ge-hee-z... I might hee-have competition now..."🧊
🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊
🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊
🎃"Ho... it's Alice..."🎃
🎃"I dunno-ho if I should be happy or not about this..."🎃
🎃"I dunno-ho if I should be happy or not about this..."🎃
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
🎃"Ho... it's Alice..."🎃
🎃"I dunno-ho if I should be happy or not about this..."🎃
🎃"I dunno-ho if I should be happy or not about this..."🎃