Natasha Ochshorn
@nochshorn.bsky.social
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Keeps writing new bios late at night. Graduate worker at CUNY writing on desire and grief in fantasy fiction. Writes about genre at Unwinnable. Makes music as Bunny Petite. BK lifer. She/hers
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I could never run for Mayor because I’d have to admit my bodega order is a buttered roll :(
Did Cuomo just backhand compliment DiBlasio by calling Mamdani short lol?
Cuomo didn’t want to say rats because Sliwa already said rats so he mumbles a clarification: “rats—trash rats”
Sliwa hates Cuomo so much he’s not leaving himself time to go after the candidate in the lead. Gotta love it.
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Everyone should be so lucky to find a space to share their truth. This is mine. The world you’re living in is a lie.
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more of a publishing opinion than a literary one i guess, but books should come out in paperback first and then do a hardcover release farther down the road
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
The last Diane Keaton movie I watched was The Family Stone, and it is a difficult movie (IDK if bad or good, but difficult). Still, Keaton is so prickly and territorial, but so loving, she teaches you how to watch the movie, to manage the difficulty. (Also underrated SJP in a thankless role).
Everyone should be so lucky to find a space to share their truth. This is mine. The world you’re living in is a lie.
Every day after high school I’d have a glass of un-stirred chocolate milk and olives on the side.
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
If Ruin the Friendship had been track 5 this album might have gotten a better reception lol
Ruin the Friendship is very beautiful but otherwise IDK. Might update lol
Wi$h Li$t is 1% fat Ariana Grande, huh
Ruin the Friendship is very beautiful but otherwise IDK. Might update lol
Wi$h Li$t is 1% fat Ariana Grande, huh
Wi$h Li$t is 1% fat Ariana Grande, huh
Challah in the hands of a baby is worse than sand or glitter
Breasting boobily towards Bethlehem
the ones who breast boobily away from Omelas
My kid is probably in their last year of being young enough that I get total say over Halloween so he’s gonna be one of the naughty monkeys from Caps for Sale.
The real thing everyone should be avoiding in pregnancy is lettuce but no one wants to talk about that!
Oh god, how long does it take to play one of these?
We reached the 100 new subscribers we needed to unlock a Final Fantasy and politics issue for you folks! We'll start production soon with the goal of publishing it in early 2026.

Thank you SO much for all of your help with this drive! We couldn't have done it without you.
The Final Fantasy VII title imposed over a screenshot of Midgar, except the meteor is an Unwinnable W
I also did a good impression of Nicolas Cage licking the Rosetta Stone to authenticate it.
If it does end tomorrow, I spent today baking bread for my friends, kissing my funny baby, and nailing the high notes on “strangers like me.” Not bad.
It’s not the end of the world, just the old year.
Read if you want to know how the Disney Channel has gaslit me for the last 20 years. The truth must out!
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The cover of the September 2025 issue of Unwinnable Monthly, which features art of Harrier Du Bois from Disco Elysium in a bathtub. Text at the bottom reads "Disco Elysium."
If it does end tomorrow, I spent today baking bread for my friends, kissing my funny baby, and nailing the high notes on “strangers like me.” Not bad.
It’s not the end of the world, just the old year.