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Oeishik 🐸 @oeishik.bsky.social · 50m

Donald tried to make an example out of Portland & Portland replied with peaceful, joyful, naked protests that fully disarmed Donald's fascism. Portland showed us how to protest & we should carry that forward on Saturday. Well, maybe not the naked part.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 53m

New in PN: Scenes from Portland's imaginary insurrection

"I’ve been taking images that are nowhere near this one conflict driveway — ones of puppies & kids playing, & families having picnics — b/c the idea that Portland is burned down & a war zone is just preposterous" — @timdickinson.bsky.social

Scenes from Portland's imaginary insurrection

"It would be funny if it wasn’t so f**king serious," Tim Dickinson says.

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 1h

How is it possible that one day later you still have the 2024 NJ GOP candidate listed as “hotel owner” on this survey of NJ residents

I am quite stunned that an editor hasn’t changed this yet

This is wildly dishonest

A NYT survey of NJ residents asked to comment on the 2025 gubernatorial candidates lists the prior 2024 GOP Senate candidate as “hotel owner”

Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 14h

31 years today, saw the Grateful Dead for the last time

Opened with Shakedown

Fortunately the 1994 Fall Tour shirt reprints have been in circulation, I have a couple of them

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Late Night Anti-Fascists @latenightafa.bsky.social · 21h

Remember: Andy Ngo is a threat to our community & provides kill lists for atomwaffen

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 15h

Yes, the owner prayed for Trumps re-election

Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 17h

Yes the lead should be staffer has Nazi flag in office

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 18h

“It is unclear what role, if any, Elia had in the incident. He did not immediately respond to a request for comment.”

It is unclear what role the cubicles owner had in things pinned to his cubicle?

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 18h

This is perhaps one of the most dishonest things Politico has ever done

This flag was discovered because the Taylor staffer HAD IT BEHIND HIM ON A ZOOM CALL

It wasn’t planted, it was pinned to this guys cubicle and only discovered because he was dumb enough to turn on his camera during a call

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 1d

In front of the dead man’s wife

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Pink Floyd Hourly @pink-floyd.bsky.social · 1d

Leaving only charcoal to defend

Two Suns in the Sunset - The Final Cut

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 2d

Jake Moody is having a night

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 2d

JPMorgan boosts Moody’s target price to $580 from $570

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 2d

If you need a go-to Wikipedia page this is a great one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

List of inventors killed by their own invention - Wikipedia

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 2d

Alway enjoy when the camera cuts to Arthur Blank on the field and he looks like he's just arrived from a ribbon cutting for a steam engine that will usher in the next phase of the industrial revolution

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 2d

The Falcons may regret not attempting to score a TD there

Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 2d

So did everyone just say one knee equals two feet to themselves on that replay

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 2d

This could be the best helmet matchup of the NFL season

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Amethyst Heels / Ruvani de Silva @amethystheels.bsky.social · 2d

Yayyyyy y’all!! 🎉🎉🎉🍻🍻🍻

Ya girl won Best PR/Corporate Communications Best Emerging Voice in this year’s North American Guild of Beer Writers Awards - super-chuffed!!

Huge congrats to all the winners - another great year in beer writing!

List of winners of the North American Guild of Beer Writers Awards 2025 PR/Corporate Comms section

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 2d

That’s one that comes back up quite easily

Sneaky solid choice

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING NEWS:

The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 4d

look I know journalism is a dying industry

but I want sandwich details goddammit

Capt. Silky @nowbacktome.bsky.social · 4d

If you still have Twitter the TAMUpolice account is gold during the games. Case in point dude had a water jug of whiskey and a BAC .337 how was he not dead?

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 2d

Others Receiving Votes Bowl in Ann Arbor this weekend

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 3d

AP poll dropped. Here’s the good stuff.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 3d

Not my sweet Trent

Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 3d

SOURCE: UAB has fired head coach Trent Dilfer, @theathletic.com has learned.

UAB is 2-4 this year. Dilfer went 9-21 in three seasons.

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Noble Prize in Sarcasm @nobleprize.bsky.social · 3d

Denver just needs to turn it over on the goal line to set up the game winning safety

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 3d

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 4d

Multi billionaire conducts months of historical and theological research into the Antichrist. Discovers, shockingly, that one thing the Antichrist would definitely do is tax billionaires. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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He believes the Armageddon will be ushered in by an antichrist-type figure who cultivates a fear of existential threats such as climate change, Al and nuclear war to amass inordinate power. The idea is this figure will convince people to do everything they can to avoid something like a third world war, including accepting a one-world order charged with protecting everyone from the apocalypse that implements a complete restriction of technological progress. In his mind, this is already happening. Thiel said that international financial bodies, which make it more difficult for people to shelter their wealth in tax havens, are one sign the antichrist may be amassing power and hastening Armageddon, saying: "It's become quite difficult to hide one's money."

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