nobirdstofly
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nobirdstofly
@nobirdstofly.bsky.social
· Jan 28
being extremely clever up here
hello hello! it seems like it's time to make a list of my good omens fics (so far). all of these are aziraphale/crowley, and all are, uh, extremely explicit
one-shots:
feel my fortune tell me
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ive done a terrible job of linking all my fic here so have a tumblr intro post
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thankfully the ballet itself was mostly usual! beautiful dancing, amazing musicians, pretty program
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
thankfully the ballet itself was mostly usual! beautiful dancing, amazing musicians, pretty program
this ballet is giving off immersive theater vibes have I been duped
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
this ballet is giving off immersive theater vibes have I been duped
today I’ve:
-gone to the farmers’ market for secret santa gift + eggs
-went back out to the grocery
-hosted a 2.5ish hour zoom jackbox games session with family
-explored a little local christmas craft market
and tonight I think I’m going to go to a lesbian dance party??
-gone to the farmers’ market for secret santa gift + eggs
-went back out to the grocery
-hosted a 2.5ish hour zoom jackbox games session with family
-explored a little local christmas craft market
and tonight I think I’m going to go to a lesbian dance party??
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
today I’ve:
-gone to the farmers’ market for secret santa gift + eggs
-went back out to the grocery
-hosted a 2.5ish hour zoom jackbox games session with family
-explored a little local christmas craft market
and tonight I think I’m going to go to a lesbian dance party??
-gone to the farmers’ market for secret santa gift + eggs
-went back out to the grocery
-hosted a 2.5ish hour zoom jackbox games session with family
-explored a little local christmas craft market
and tonight I think I’m going to go to a lesbian dance party??
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you only listen when i hurt you
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
you only listen when i hurt you
inner peace: canceling all my fun friend plans this weekend and buying a ticket to the american contemporary ballet's nutcracker
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
inner peace: canceling all my fun friend plans this weekend and buying a ticket to the american contemporary ballet's nutcracker
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
hockey show is very fun
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
hockey show is very fun
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Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
i have never, ever been a baby/child person, but one of my oldest friends had THE cutest baby this summer and i'm so obsessed with her that i save all the photos my friend sends and show them to literally everyone like i'm some kind of baby evangelist
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i have never, ever been a baby/child person, but one of my oldest friends had THE cutest baby this summer and i'm so obsessed with her that i save all the photos my friend sends and show them to literally everyone like i'm some kind of baby evangelist
it’s that time of year where I can’t tell if the water coming from the tap is actually warm or if my hands are just that cold
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
it’s that time of year where I can’t tell if the water coming from the tap is actually warm or if my hands are just that cold
thank goodness “fucking” is in here to keep it from being too adorable
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
thank goodness “fucking” is in here to keep it from being too adorable
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I love salad but man is it a sensory nightmare sometimes
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I love salad but man is it a sensory nightmare sometimes
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Correlation is not causation? Not with that attitude, it’s not.
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Correlation is not causation? Not with that attitude, it’s not.
just started:
The Bewitching - Silvia Moreno-Garcia
A Deadly Education - Naomi Novik
A Sorceress Comes to Call - T Kingfisher
over halfway through:
Episode 13 - Craig DiLouie
almost finished:
The Nude - C. Michelle Lindley
Horrorstör - Grady Hendrix
Certain Dark Things - Silvia Moreno-Garcia
The Bewitching - Silvia Moreno-Garcia
A Deadly Education - Naomi Novik
A Sorceress Comes to Call - T Kingfisher
over halfway through:
Episode 13 - Craig DiLouie
almost finished:
The Nude - C. Michelle Lindley
Horrorstör - Grady Hendrix
Certain Dark Things - Silvia Moreno-Garcia
okay but what books tho 👀
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
just started:
The Bewitching - Silvia Moreno-Garcia
A Deadly Education - Naomi Novik
A Sorceress Comes to Call - T Kingfisher
over halfway through:
Episode 13 - Craig DiLouie
almost finished:
The Nude - C. Michelle Lindley
Horrorstör - Grady Hendrix
Certain Dark Things - Silvia Moreno-Garcia
The Bewitching - Silvia Moreno-Garcia
A Deadly Education - Naomi Novik
A Sorceress Comes to Call - T Kingfisher
over halfway through:
Episode 13 - Craig DiLouie
almost finished:
The Nude - C. Michelle Lindley
Horrorstör - Grady Hendrix
Certain Dark Things - Silvia Moreno-Garcia
I’ve always been the type to read multiple books at the same time — it’s why I prefer ebooks/audiobooks — but right now I’m in the middle of six books and I don’t know if that says more about me or the books in question
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’ve always been the type to read multiple books at the same time — it’s why I prefer ebooks/audiobooks — but right now I’m in the middle of six books and I don’t know if that says more about me or the books in question
if you’re anywhere that got snow don’t read this
unless I’m in direct sun, it’s too chilly today for bike shorts. I have made a grave error preparing for this walk
unless I’m in direct sun, it’s too chilly today for bike shorts. I have made a grave error preparing for this walk
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
if you’re anywhere that got snow don’t read this
unless I’m in direct sun, it’s too chilly today for bike shorts. I have made a grave error preparing for this walk
unless I’m in direct sun, it’s too chilly today for bike shorts. I have made a grave error preparing for this walk
my ability to lose my phone in 500 square feet of studio apartment is unparalleled
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
my ability to lose my phone in 500 square feet of studio apartment is unparalleled
hey @ziusik.bsky.social have you seen the latest padma/melissa video it’s so domestic 😭
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
hey @ziusik.bsky.social have you seen the latest padma/melissa video it’s so domestic 😭
when you see this, post an image from your gallery describing your mental health
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery describing your mental health
I’ve had soooooo much gløgg and I’m definitely not crying in ep2 of #strangerthings
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’ve had soooooo much gløgg and I’m definitely not crying in ep2 of #strangerthings
it’s all coming together
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
it’s all coming together
SO GOOD I AM SCREAMING
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
SO GOOD I AM SCREAMING