Noah 🪻
@noahbogart.com
he/him - cis - straight - white
father of 3
unitarian universalist & member of DSA
i love #clojure
living in the shadow of grief
friend of eggbug
profile pic commissioned from https://www.patreon.com/icelevel
NoahTheDuke elsewhere
father of 3
unitarian universalist & member of DSA
i love #clojure
living in the shadow of grief
friend of eggbug
profile pic commissioned from https://www.patreon.com/icelevel
NoahTheDuke elsewhere
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Noah 🪻
@noahbogart.com
· Nov 11
I'm Noah. I am not a good poster. I've got a wife and two kids and a house in the suburbs. I like #metal & #pop & the #bengals.
I build:
* Splint (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a #clojure linter focused on style and code shape.
* Lazytest (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a Clojure #bdd test framework.
I build:
* Splint (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a #clojure linter focused on style and code shape.
* Lazytest (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a Clojure #bdd test framework.
after 50 hours of eternal strands and 15 hours of horizon forbidden west, i think eternal strands' "climb the big monster" is better than basically everything in hfw. i'm loving hfw but the movement feels worse and being unable to scale the big robots is a damn shame.
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
after 50 hours of eternal strands and 15 hours of horizon forbidden west, i think eternal strands' "climb the big monster" is better than basically everything in hfw. i'm loving hfw but the movement feels worse and being unable to scale the big robots is a damn shame.
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Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to enroll in ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to enroll in ICE.
i agree. i think a good start date would be March 1, 2003.
Maybe instead of identifying specific ICE agents who do particularly heinous things, we could just penalize everyone who was on payroll at the agency starting by a certain date.
January 24, 2026 at 10:02 PM
i agree. i think a good start date would be March 1, 2003.
@braceyourselfgames.com is one of the best teams in the biz. they knocked it out of the park with this update.
You gotta love it when a good game takes the time to get even better:
aftermath.site/phantom-brigad...
aftermath.site/phantom-brigad...
January 24, 2026 at 2:13 PM
@braceyourselfgames.com is one of the best teams in the biz. they knocked it out of the park with this update.
okay remap radio, it's friday but there's no new podcast. is this what dying feels like??????
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 PM
okay remap radio, it's friday but there's no new podcast. is this what dying feels like??????
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Mr Gorbachev, slow. this. planet. DOWN.
January 20, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Mr Gorbachev, slow. this. planet. DOWN.
we ate at the nicer mexican restaurant tonight, and they had banda music playing. after ordering, i asked the server if the music was La Banda El Recodo \
January 23, 2026 at 1:22 AM
we ate at the nicer mexican restaurant tonight, and they had banda music playing. after ordering, i asked the server if the music was La Banda El Recodo \
manager: your ticket says to do bad thing
programmer: that's illegal/immoral/dangerous
manager: do it or you're fired
programmer: sir yes sir
programmer: that's illegal/immoral/dangerous
manager: do it or you're fired
programmer: sir yes sir
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM
manager: your ticket says to do bad thing
programmer: that's illegal/immoral/dangerous
manager: do it or you're fired
programmer: sir yes sir
programmer: that's illegal/immoral/dangerous
manager: do it or you're fired
programmer: sir yes sir
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Pro Git is really good and freely available.
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Pro Git is really good and freely available.
shibboleth: if someone calls it "coding", i expect them to not know anything about programming.
January 19, 2026 at 11:52 PM
shibboleth: if someone calls it "coding", i expect them to not know anything about programming.
"don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" - ben johnson
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
"don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" - ben johnson
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it's gonna happen again smh
paletteswap.site/different-co...
paletteswap.site/different-co...
January 18, 2026 at 7:09 PM
it's gonna happen again smh
paletteswap.site/different-co...
paletteswap.site/different-co...
new take for the take gods: kidz bop is part of the fascist movement, sanitizing art to conform to puritan standards
January 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
new take for the take gods: kidz bop is part of the fascist movement, sanitizing art to conform to puritan standards
reading a paleo cookbook and saying "which grain would go well with this?" at every recipe
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 AM
reading a paleo cookbook and saying "which grain would go well with this?" at every recipe
i see other people make cools games and i think "i wanna make a cool game" but i don't have a more specific desire than that. that's why i don't make games. i am compelled to build tools for programmers, but i am not compelled to make games. i just like games so much it seems like fun from this side
January 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
i see other people make cools games and i think "i wanna make a cool game" but i don't have a more specific desire than that. that's why i don't make games. i am compelled to build tools for programmers, but i am not compelled to make games. i just like games so much it seems like fun from this side
i think horizon forbidden west would be a better game if all dialogues used still portraits instead of these animatronic-ass mocap models.
January 14, 2026 at 1:38 AM
i think horizon forbidden west would be a better game if all dialogues used still portraits instead of these animatronic-ass mocap models.
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i really think genai causes actual brain damage. probably faster than most ways you can on purpose give yourself brain damage. and if you hear this statement as literally as i mean it i think it sounds sorta conspiracy nut, but undeniably less conspiracy nut than the apparent sum of its parts
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 AM
i really think genai causes actual brain damage. probably faster than most ways you can on purpose give yourself brain damage. and if you hear this statement as literally as i mean it i think it sounds sorta conspiracy nut, but undeniably less conspiracy nut than the apparent sum of its parts
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HI WORLD! Buried Giant Studios is a new company formed by Cole Wehrle and Kyle Ferrin 🏠 Learn more here: buriedgiant.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
HI WORLD! Buried Giant Studios is a new company formed by Cole Wehrle and Kyle Ferrin 🏠 Learn more here: buriedgiant.com
bright eyes had an incredible run of albums in the 00s. fevers and mirrors, lifted, i'm wide awake, digital ash, cassadaga. maybe two songs across those albums that i don't like.
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
bright eyes had an incredible run of albums in the 00s. fevers and mirrors, lifted, i'm wide awake, digital ash, cassadaga. maybe two songs across those albums that i don't like.
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in haskell you use `$` to chain functions together and `<$>` to map over functors bc haskellheads know its all about currying tbose benjamins and composing fat stacks of wealth
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
in haskell you use `$` to chain functions together and `<$>` to map over functors bc haskellheads know its all about currying tbose benjamins and composing fat stacks of wealth
at what age do you think i'll stop wanting to kill myself
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
at what age do you think i'll stop wanting to kill myself
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"LLM shaming" get a grip. Seriously get a grip. You're acting like you're being oppressed because people hate your slop machines. Grow up.
January 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
"LLM shaming" get a grip. Seriously get a grip. You're acting like you're being oppressed because people hate your slop machines. Grow up.
i've been sitting in on a birthday party for my daughter's neighborhood friend. i was bullied too much as a kid to know what a normal social interaction between children is. i hope my kid is more successful than i was at making friends.
January 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
i've been sitting in on a birthday party for my daughter's neighborhood friend. i was bullied too much as a kid to know what a normal social interaction between children is. i hope my kid is more successful than i was at making friends.