Lyndon Bald Johnson
@nikosalachiasse.bsky.social
50% human 50% italian 100% me
If you put other colors than red and gold on your christmas tree you're a whore
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you put other colors than red and gold on your christmas tree you're a whore
How do you kill the dog in stardew valley
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
How do you kill the dog in stardew valley
Streets saying i shouldn't have given my dinosaur egg to gunther
a close up of a woman 's face with a smile
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a smile
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December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Streets saying i shouldn't have given my dinosaur egg to gunther
Always the unfunniest straight men bragging about people never being able to tell when they're joking bc of how they're always sarcastic
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Always the unfunniest straight men bragging about people never being able to tell when they're joking bc of how they're always sarcastic
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radi
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radi
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radi
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radio up
In your car the radi
Ooh i think the word here is déjà vu
Just met you tonight but you feel like a friend of mine, feel like a friend of mine
Just met you tonight but you feel like a friend of mine, feel like a friend of mine
a group of women are sitting on the ground and talking
ALT: a group of women are sitting on the ground and talking
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December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ooh i think the word here is déjà vu
Just met you tonight but you feel like a friend of mine, feel like a friend of mine
Just met you tonight but you feel like a friend of mine, feel like a friend of mine
Taekwondo class cancelled tonight what should i do
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Taekwondo class cancelled tonight what should i do
Hey mister dj put a record on
a man is smiling in front of a mirror while another man looks at him .
ALT: a man is smiling in front of a mirror while another man looks at him .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hey mister dj put a record on
Bedtime at one billion o'clock tonight
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Bedtime at one billion o'clock tonight
Just so you know my posts should get 100 thousand likes
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Just so you know my posts should get 100 thousand likes
Timbaland mad af, a featuring with justin "what goes around comes around" timberlake, she had one chance
4 Minutes (feat. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland) par Madonna sur Apple Music
Morceau · 2008 · Durée 4:06
music.apple.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Timbaland mad af, a featuring with justin "what goes around comes around" timberlake, she had one chance
Spongebob big guy pants
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Spongebob big guy pants
Last christmas i gave you my fart
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Last christmas i gave you my fart
𓆲𓀂𓂘𓀇𓂀𓂳𓃱𓂇𓂴𓃝, bluesky do your thing!
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
𓆲𓀂𓂘𓀇𓂀𓂳𓃱𓂇𓂴𓃝, bluesky do your thing!
Waist on fuck blue lives
Man Down by Rihanna on Apple Music
Song · 2010 · Duration 4:26
music.apple.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Waist on fuck blue lives
My good resolution for 2026 is to finally try meth
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My good resolution for 2026 is to finally try meth
Ellen degeneres❤️ i love when she dances
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Ellen degeneres❤️ i love when she dances
Didnt get the job
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Didnt get the job
Can't play stardew valley cause i've got a 3 hour exam + an interview tomorrow for a job i still won't get
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Can't play stardew valley cause i've got a 3 hour exam + an interview tomorrow for a job i still won't get
I'm so into *they i can barely breath
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm so into *they i can barely breath
Burned my tip in the shower and the gag of it all is i deserved it
a woman is dancing in front of a sign that says macys
ALT: a woman is dancing in front of a sign that says macys
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November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Burned my tip in the shower and the gag of it all is i deserved it
Not me thinking the scat convention was gonna be a musical event
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Not me thinking the scat convention was gonna be a musical event
Think i'm about to turn to god
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Think i'm about to turn to god
Stardew Valley buyingtons might be now
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Stardew Valley buyingtons might be now