Lyndon Bald Johnson
@nikosalachiasse.bsky.social
50% human 50% italian 100% me
At this point it's me or him one of us has to go i'm sorry
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
At this point it's me or him one of us has to go i'm sorry
Like seriously what's this dumbass good for??? Giving me fuckass driftwood once every blue moon? Fuck you bitch
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Like seriously what's this dumbass good for??? Giving me fuckass driftwood once every blue moon? Fuck you bitch
How do you kill the dog in stardew valley
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
How do you kill the dog in stardew valley
Happy birthday bruh
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Happy birthday bruh
Again with that skull cavern 😩😩
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Again with that skull cavern 😩😩
Also do you know wtf is up with the battery next to the tree? It appeared and idk what to do
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Also do you know wtf is up with the battery next to the tree? It appeared and idk what to do
Can you find a way to send them to me? I want a pet dinosaur so bad
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Can you find a way to send them to me? I want a pet dinosaur so bad
You too Dr laurel yanny 🫶🏻
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You too Dr laurel yanny 🫶🏻
Unliking it and liking it again every other day gives me joy and reboots my karma
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Unliking it and liking it again every other day gives me joy and reboots my karma
Always the unfunniest straight men bragging about people never being able to tell when they're joking bc of how they're always sarcastic
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Always the unfunniest straight men bragging about people never being able to tell when they're joking bc of how they're always sarcastic
Taekwondo class cancelled tonight what should i do
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Taekwondo class cancelled tonight what should i do
Omg that seems some much easier tysm
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Omg that seems some much easier tysm
Just so you know my posts should get 100 thousand likes
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Just so you know my posts should get 100 thousand likes
Spongebob big guy pants
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Spongebob big guy pants
The UK randomly about anything ever:
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The UK randomly about anything ever:
YESSS there are so many things to do... i just got chickens and i think i'm going to marry alex 😍😍😍
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
YESSS there are so many things to do... i just got chickens and i think i'm going to marry alex 😍😍😍
Non c'est toi
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Non c'est toi
Nan ! Mais merci de manifester 🫶🏻
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Nan ! Mais merci de manifester 🫶🏻
Face is part of the body... gaggy
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Face is part of the body... gaggy
You're my queen
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You're my queen
Thank you laurel 🫶🏻🫶🏻 (or is it yanny??)
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Thank you laurel 🫶🏻🫶🏻 (or is it yanny??)