Nichole
nicholemariez.bsky.social
Nichole
@nicholemariez.bsky.social
So like I know #perimenopause is a hot topic and lots of women are opening up but I’d like to add my two cents bc this shit is honestly WILD. I turned 42 on Dec. 11. I was due to get my period the week before, but celebrated my bday by being a week late. I PANICKED.
December 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Maybe we workshop our cute lil vanity plate idea with some friends before we make it a reality
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This man used two different colors for his face and hand and neither are the correct color
Trump's mangled right hand was extremely spackled tonight at the White House congressional ball (Alex Wong/Getty)
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
So am I supposed to have babies or not? Ohhh wait I know. You only want wealthy white women to have babies.
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Chicks running around with blue hair are so DUMB,” says the 54 year old man with teeny tiny braided pigtails trailing out of his cowboy hat.
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
October 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I honestly don’t know where anyone else stands on this, but I’m not listening to your fucking voice memo. I’m just gonna parse out what Apple translates and hope for the best.
September 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Wait, so these chodes don’t even see me when I’m flicking them off bc they’re playing video games?? Dammit.
I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison
May 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My husband listened well when he heard me talking about @sgj.bsky.social being one of my favorite authors, so for Mother’s Day he walked into the bookstore, was met with odd looks when he sought help in the horror section and walked out with books 1 and 3 of the Indian Lake Trilogy. Bless him 😂
May 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The Trump Administration is looking to appoint Typhoid Mary as the head of the FDA. Her position will be that hand washing is woke.
April 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
If I lose my shit in public it’s because I’m in a waiting room playing country music while other fully grown adults watch videos on their phones at full volume.
April 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’ve been deriving so much joy from that. So. Much. Joy.
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
March 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Look, I don’t understand why anyone even has their phone ringers turned on seeing as we all have our phones in our faces 24/7 so it’s not we’ll miss a call we still won’t answer, but there is something especially egregious about people who still have their favorite shitty song as their ringer.
March 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
My grandfather was a rich racist asshole that would yell confidently at me about things he was always super wrong about. Motherfucker also took FOREVER to die. Anyway good luck America, racist grandpas ruin everything.
March 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I hope Nancy Mace suffers from chronic UTIs for the rest of her miserable life.
CONNOLLY: The gentlelady has used a phrase that is considered a slur in the LGBTQ community

NANCY MACE: Tranny tranny tranny, I don't really care, you want penises in women's bathrooms
February 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Rep. Ayanna Pressley: Hands off our bodies. Hands off our data. Hands off our tax refunds. Hands off our Social Security checks. Hands off our Constitution. Hands off our democracy.
February 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If anyone ever finds me dead at the bottom of my stairs just know it was this guy. He tripped me.
February 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
These two are my light when everything else feels dark and ugly.
February 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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At Paris CDG airport. Just walked into the duty-free shop, shit my pants, and screamed “Not anymore it isn’t!”
January 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Elder millenials who liked TikTok are just watching music videos on YouTube and pretending they’re in their childhood basements watching MTV now. We know how to cope.
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
After having seen that “portrait” of the “tough and strong” incoming president, I’ve decided I’m just tired. I know everyone wants me to be angry, but I’m just so tired.
January 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I just cried watching someone evacuate their pet tortoise named Tiptoe from the wildfires so I’m doing so well mentally. Can’t wait to see what 2025 continues to bring us!
January 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
We all know he’s going to go bragging to his buddies about how he’s such a tough manly man who won’t shake women’s hands but we can all see what a cowardly little bitch he actually is.
The husband of Republican senator Deb Fischer just refused to shake hands or make eye contact with Vice President Harris.

The level of class you can expect from MAGA.
January 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There was a time I would get angry about the incoming president’s hateful holiday messages but I’m so exhausted and I care so little about him now that I’m just grateful to not be such a miserable and lonely person.
December 25, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Asking for pics of cute pets isn’t engagement farming and there’s no shame in participating. Anyway here’s my dogs:
December 6, 2024 at 6:15 PM