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Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 17h

Whole Foods sucks. If you want to sell me $30 cheese, you need to also sell Ritz crackers.

Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 21h

“Find the morons, and you’ve found a business”

Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 1d

Every Brilliant businessmen would be homeless without our tax dollars

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Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 1d

What a wonderful windfall for the company that caused the Great Recession and we just keep trusting for some fucking reason.

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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 1d

hey uhh just to be clear they’re just trying to cull the population cutting SNAP, shutting down the govt, killing healthcare - the end goal is a silent genocide of the poorest least enfranchised Americans so there’s more left for them - that’s it, that’s the whole plan

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Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 2d

Best not to rock the boat. Just drill a hole in the bottom and let victory pour in.

Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 2d

READ NEUROTRIBES

Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 2d

Douche chill, more like. We still saying that?

Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 3d

No other paper would employ this doofus

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Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 3d

Flying from Indianapolis to Chicago can be a tough adjustment! Get a grip, losers.

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Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 4d

Hilarious to think that Trump has genuinely been focusing all of this energy on renovating a bathroom.

Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 5d

Eliminating the time change is bait for such stupid morons that even Trump knows it’s fucking dumb. Don’t fall back and have fun with the sun coming up at like 930 in Grand Rapids. Do people complain about jet lag when they fly from Denver to Reno? Changing the clock doesn’t make more daylight.

Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 5d

But she has more money than him so she’s right

Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 5d

🤞🤞🤞

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Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 5d

So lucky we pulled it off before Russia thought of faking it.

Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 5d

The future of war is so bright, I gotta wear shades

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Daramola @izdaramola.bsky.social · 6d

This is what the police are actually for

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 6d

California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits

www.foxla.com

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Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 7d

I’ll say it again. The outer banks are not erosion-plagued. They are housing-plagued.

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Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 7d

One of the greatest opening scenes of all time, too.

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Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 9d

What my constitution presupposes is … it doesn’t?

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 9d

The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.

Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 9d

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

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Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 9d

MAGA dudes would LOVE sharia law

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Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 10d

Simpsons predicted it

Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 10d

Is it possibly greed?

Twilo's Version @nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social · 10d

ICE forces unwitting driver to commit vehicular manslaughter.

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