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Newd Nerd
@newdnerd.bsky.social
Bearish geek living life nakedly. GenX nudist scratching an exhibitionist itch.
Body and sex positive. Typically NSFW. 🔞
Spicy melange of alt and normie posts. Progressive. Secular humanist. Polyglot.
🏳️‍🌈 from 🇺🇸. DMs welcome. linktr.ee/newdnerd
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If you've read my profile, you know that I'm a nudist and a nerd. Here are some of my other interests:

🏒 Ice hockey
🎲 Board and tabletop games
🎭 Theatre
📷 Photography
🚇 Subways and trains
🖖 Trek and sci-fi
💬 Languages
🧱 Legos
📚 Books and reading
🏙️ Cities
✈️ Travel
💻 Technology
🍺 Beer
☕ Coffee
🍽️ Food
This November, just say YES to nudity and nutting! You'll feel much better about yourself. 😈
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Reposted by Newd Nerd
This speaks to me spiritually.
I have been changed by wood. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The older I get, the more I discover that the internet is full of 20-and-30-something guys with daddy issues.

And I'm here for all of it! 😈
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
How has no one made Wicked into gay porn yet? Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Two things that bring me joy are jerking off and posting nudes. So why would I be interested in giving either up for November? Has November become some sort of Gay Lent? Hard pass. 😂
a man says that 's a hard pass while wearing a sweater
Alt: a man says that 's a hard pass while wearing a sweater
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A bright spot in an otherwise gray and dreary Monday! 🏳️‍🌈
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Is there any other way to enjoy coffee? ☕ No wonder why I'm not allowed in Starbucks anymore! 😂 #gaynudist #nakedcoffee
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm not gonna lie. This type of weather so quick on the heels of the time change makes me want to hibernate until Spring. The whole world feels monochrome this morning. ❄️😴 #MCM #monochromemonday
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Sometimes #MCM meets #FCF. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Share a TV series from the 1960’s that you love📺
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This looks fun! </sarcasm> 😏

I usually prefer 6 to 11 inches, but... 😂
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Copious amounts of nudity helps keep the Sunday Scaries at bay! 😁 #nudist #gaynudist #normalizenudity
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira Law. His hips won't lie.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law, but using a puppet government and a song that doesn’t end (yes, it goes on and on, my friends…)
Mamdani is going to implement Shaka Law, but only after the walls fall.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Yes! 😈
Not to get political or anything but they really need to bring back those men's short shorts from the 70s and 80s.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Trying to get some sleep, but someone had some other ideas! 😈 🍆
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
What album was number 1 on your 16th birthday?
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I switched to a higher dose of Mounjaro a week ago and I've already lost about 10 lbs. These GLP-1s are no joke. My glucose numbers have never been better and the appetite suppressant is working wonders for keeping me from overeating! ❤️
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Lazy naked weekend! 👍 #nudist #gaynudist #normalizenudity
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
One feature I wish that Bluesky had was polling posts. I love crowdsourcing important questions in life. 😁
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I've tried NGL to solicit anonymous questions from y'all, but no one ever seems to want to play. I'm open for non-anonymous questions too. 😂
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
TFW you make a complimentary comment on someone's post that you follow, but they do not follow you, and the summarily block you. 😒
a man in a yellow jacket says pffft
Alt: a man in a yellow jacket says pffft
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Reposted by Newd Nerd
In a world that constantly tells gay men to look perfect, it’s easy to forget that perfection doesn’t exist. What’s real is joy, laughter, self-acceptance, and connection. Your body isn’t a project — it’s home. Celebrate it today, exactly as it is 💚
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Una película que hayas visto más de 7 veces en un GIF
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM