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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 7h

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 8h

I do!

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 12h

This is why Junior is named Junior. He popped out looking like a little tiny Frances. His full name is Frankie Jr. For a while they were the same size and could only be told apart by eye color. Frances had green, Junior had amber. He looked like the Cullen version of Frances.

Mother and son cats with nearly identical faces sleeping smooshed together on a pillow.

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 14h

I don't see how that's acceptable to your boss especially with all the other stupid things he does. If I wasn't going to be hobbled by anesthesia, I'd come in there next week to ask questions and make complaints about his dumb gross pumpkin.

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 14h

I mean really, I've worked a lot of places where communication was as direct as "I need you to come in on the 5th." If that was a problem, I would then say, "That might be a problem." No coddling. We're all there to work. It's not a social invitation.

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 14h

But you're doing a great job and he's an idiot. I can't help but think this is how women in Utah protect men no matter how underachieving and obnoxious they are.

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 14h

But also your boss needs to do better than to correct you publicly in a demeaning way. I've not forgotten her comment about "I know you're that way" and I feel like this is the other side of that coin and I hate it.

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 21h

Derek made me gag a little in public.

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 2d

Shit. Taco Bell was part of my heart smart surgery recovery plan. Now wtf am I going to do? McDonald's only, I guess.

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 4d

I just neosporined and bandaged everything. I think it'll all be okay. I have 2 appointments this week already if anything starts looking worse.

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 4d

Fruit Stripe shredded me to ribbons in 4 places (accidentally) and he's mad at me because I lifted him like a figure skater to get his flailing paws off me (during which he almost removed my pinky finger). HE is mad at ME. I'm the one who has to get a mammogram with puncture wounds in my tit. Smh

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 4d

The Overlook Hotel should have holiday decorations for the caretaker and his family. They're spending all the Fall and Winter holidays there, and some of the Spring. Maybe some festivity would quell the urge to do axe murders.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 7d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 4d

*gasp*

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 4d

You won't ever be calling cake gateau then? Or saying restaurant in a very odd way for your own surroundings?

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 5d

He seems like no one has ever told him no.

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 5d

I'd still rather attend the U of U sitting on Ted Bundy's lap than step foot on the BYU campus.

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Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social · 5d

This gives me even more faith in Alice's judgment.

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