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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 8d

Every time I open Facebook, it’s just bots commenting on AI photos

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 9d

👀 are you in my house

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 9d

I’m in the stage of vegetarianism where I’m totally fine just eating tofu out the package

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 11d

I don’t think old women in horror movies are scary because “the scariest thing is a woman’s aging body” I think they are scary because they have all the knowledge and are powerful.

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 12d

She’s done

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 14d

I almost had a complete meltdown when I saw that Keith and Nicole were getting a divorce

Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 16d

I really don’t want car problems 😫 praying to Toyota gods.

Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 17d

Now to wait for the clay to dry 🙇🏻‍♀️

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 18d

People wouldn’t laugh at my art if it was in a museum with a 3 paragraph artist statement

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 18d

The reason I don’t leave my house

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 18d

Every time I see my best friend at a tiki bar in California via IG stories I lose more light in my eyes

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 19d

Update on the Virgin de Guadalabubu

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 19d

I’m fucked up man I had no idea Disney owned Fox. Bros I think we are done for.

Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 19d

I wish I was a part of something. I know not being a part of a community is my fault. But still lol.

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 20d

Two weekends ago I asked for a New York sour and they didn’t put egg whites. In fact it was just red wine floated over whiskey and tasted like vomit. I’m still mad about it.

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 20d

26 Sep 2025

Heathcliff and three other friends walk down the street, laughing, wearing pink helmets that say "BRO". Two birds watch from a tree, one saying "We should get helmets, bro."

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 22d

Trump really repping dyslexia baddies when he said “it can only good happen”

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 24d

I send comics to people in the same way you’d share memes with friends

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 26d

I just realized inktober is near. I might delete IG for the whole month of October because I can’t witness everyone crashing out on missing a day this year.

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · 26d

Me and Kyle tried to steal a cat last night. I was convinced it was a stray but it was someone’s pet.

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · Sep 16

Not sure if I’m cooked or cooking

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · Sep 14

I feel like my life will only matter if I can make friends with a wild animal. Like a squirrel or chipmunk.

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · Sep 13

“If you read this you’re gay” is some poetry

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Ness @nessilene.bsky.social · Sep 10

No sarcasm here. I really like the consistency. Good or bad, I respect it.

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