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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 1d

TFW Anybodybutthemtober becomes Themvember.

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 1d

TFW Anybodybutthemtober becomes Themvember.

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 2d

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 2d

One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.

I never made it out of the House.

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 2d

“I got a rock.”

- C. Brown

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 2d

I have but one frivolous wish for this All Hallows’ Eve…

No November baseball. After all it IS Anybodybutthemtober.

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 3d

Glad I could help!

a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc

ALT: a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 4d

You would wear that garbage? On your flesh? And allow pictures to be taken? Pictures that can pop up any time, anywhere?

Are there at least six figures involved?

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 10d

President Manbaby Vulva Neck has cut off trade negotiations with Canada because they played clips of Ronald Reagan warning against the indiscriminate use of tariffs.

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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 9d

We can’t let this happen.

And any Republican who refuses to renew health care subsidies for hardworking American families, saying we can’t afford it, needs to explain how they found $1 trillion in tax cuts to give away to the wealthiest people in America.

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 12d

Hey Giants fans… bring your SF/Naruto hats and get them signed! Only $20, with any other purchase from my table.

FAN EXPO San Francisco @fanexposf.bsky.social · Sep 12

Experience the ultimate anime celebration at Anime After Dark.
Join us Friday and Saturday for DJs, karaoke, late-night arcade games, and appearances from anime voice actors who are coming to the show exclusively for this event.
Get your FAN EXPO San Francisco tickets now: spr.ly/6186AzCp6

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 27d

…and so is Neil Kaplan.

Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · Sep 20

Neil Sedaka is still alive and so is Gabe Kaplan.

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 12d

Hey Giants fans… bring your SF/Naruto hats and get them signed! Only $20, with any other purchase from my table.

FAN EXPO San Francisco @fanexposf.bsky.social · Sep 12

Experience the ultimate anime celebration at Anime After Dark.
Join us Friday and Saturday for DJs, karaoke, late-night arcade games, and appearances from anime voice actors who are coming to the show exclusively for this event.
Get your FAN EXPO San Francisco tickets now: spr.ly/6186AzCp6

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 12d

Good luck with that. I’d like to think that there are still places where the law matters. Besides for just we common folk.

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 15d

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 16d

For the record, I am pro Stephen King, pro Regina King, pro Perry King, pro Elvis, pro Kong, pro Larry, but the wannabe? Not so much.

#NoKings

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 22d

“The Biden FBI”

Who was President on January 6?

Donald J. Trump * © @reaDonaldTrump • 1m
THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good people will be owed big apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!! President DJT

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 22d

Happy Sock, Sock, Shoe, Shoe, Show Sunday, Jacksonville! Come on out and say “hello!”

WasabiCon @handle.invalid · 29d

#WasabiCon It's time to master your Jutsu in Jacksonville when Neil Kaplan, voice of Madara Uchiha from Naruto, comes to WasabiCon! 🥷 Neil is appearing Saturday and Sunday during Jacksonville's largest annual anime convention. 📆 October 10-12, 2025 at the Prime F. Osborn III Convention Center.

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 23d

See you soon, Wasabi Con!

WasabiCon @handle.invalid · 29d

#WasabiCon It's time to master your Jutsu in Jacksonville when Neil Kaplan, voice of Madara Uchiha from Naruto, comes to WasabiCon! 🥷 Neil is appearing Saturday and Sunday during Jacksonville's largest annual anime convention. 📆 October 10-12, 2025 at the Prime F. Osborn III Convention Center.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 26d

🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 27d

See you this coming Saturday & Sunday, Jacksonville! #WasabiCon

WasabiCon @handle.invalid · Oct 2

#WasabiCon Believe it! 💪 Please welcome Neil Kaplan, the voice of Madara Uchiha from Naruto, as a guest to this year's WasabiCon. FOR A LIMITED TIME: Use promo code UCHIHA before Saturday, October 4th for $5 OFF any single or multi-day pass to WasabiCon 2025.

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WasabiCon @handle.invalid · 29d

#WasabiCon It's time to master your Jutsu in Jacksonville when Neil Kaplan, voice of Madara Uchiha from Naruto, comes to WasabiCon! 🥷 Neil is appearing Saturday and Sunday during Jacksonville's largest annual anime convention. 📆 October 10-12, 2025 at the Prime F. Osborn III Convention Center.

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 27d

…and so is Neil Kaplan.

Golly Shannon @gollyshannon.bsky.social · Sep 20

Neil Sedaka is still alive and so is Gabe Kaplan.

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Vinson Loves Comics @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social · Oct 1

If you are a fan of the 1980s Dungeons and Dragons Animated Series, this is the true finale and a must watch 👇

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1_6...

Dungeons & Dragons Animated Series: Requiem The Final Episode (A fan made production) Revised

YouTube video by Zetavio Deloryan

www.youtube.com

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Neil Kaplan @nekap.bsky.social · 27d

See you this coming Saturday & Sunday, Jacksonville! #WasabiCon

WasabiCon @handle.invalid · Oct 2

#WasabiCon Believe it! 💪 Please welcome Neil Kaplan, the voice of Madara Uchiha from Naruto, as a guest to this year's WasabiCon. FOR A LIMITED TIME: Use promo code UCHIHA before Saturday, October 4th for $5 OFF any single or multi-day pass to WasabiCon 2025.

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