Demonic Gardener
@nedthejellybean.bsky.social
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they/fae
The Magnus Podcasts ♡ MDZS
TGCF ♡ Dragon Quest XI
they/fae
The Magnus Podcasts ♡ MDZS
TGCF ♡ Dragon Quest XI
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"Altruism isn't real, people only do nice things to feel good or avoid feeling bad" is such an 8th grader's opinion of psychology.
IDK man, if a creature experiences physical/mental anguish when it fails to be kind and experiences joy when it helps others, that sounds selfless/altruistic to me.
IDK man, if a creature experiences physical/mental anguish when it fails to be kind and experiences joy when it helps others, that sounds selfless/altruistic to me.
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Altruism isn't real, people only do nice things to feel good or avoid feeling bad" is such an 8th grader's opinion of psychology.
IDK man, if a creature experiences physical/mental anguish when it fails to be kind and experiences joy when it helps others, that sounds selfless/altruistic to me.
IDK man, if a creature experiences physical/mental anguish when it fails to be kind and experiences joy when it helps others, that sounds selfless/altruistic to me.
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forcing myself to finish writing the fic i started for my own enjoyment
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
forcing myself to finish writing the fic i started for my own enjoyment
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There's like, miles of difference between "I'm asking you to explain that because I like to hear you talk" and "I'm so disengaged with this conversation I won't even do a brief google search" so why do I keep getting them confused
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There's like, miles of difference between "I'm asking you to explain that because I like to hear you talk" and "I'm so disengaged with this conversation I won't even do a brief google search" so why do I keep getting them confused
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stuff i forgot to post sorry #TMA #themagnusarchives
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
stuff i forgot to post sorry #TMA #themagnusarchives
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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tma spoilers // a second chance #TMA #themagnusarchives
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
tma spoilers // a second chance #TMA #themagnusarchives
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Oh, while I was digging around for this I found this meme I made ages ago of Peter Lukas in some slutty shirt I saw in a mean gays skit
It's kinda old and I could draw it better now, but here's some bonus man tits for y'all
It's kinda old and I could draw it better now, but here's some bonus man tits for y'all
September 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Oh, while I was digging around for this I found this meme I made ages ago of Peter Lukas in some slutty shirt I saw in a mean gays skit
It's kinda old and I could draw it better now, but here's some bonus man tits for y'all
It's kinda old and I could draw it better now, but here's some bonus man tits for y'all
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In order to reach world peace we need more porn where we can see the top’s face and instead of looking smug they look overwhelmed and desperate 🥴
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
In order to reach world peace we need more porn where we can see the top’s face and instead of looking smug they look overwhelmed and desperate 🥴
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Through it all, just clinging to the ones that make it worth continuing to try...
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Through it all, just clinging to the ones that make it worth continuing to try...
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November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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More mating season struggles ❤️
Knights tend to prioritize capturing enemies, so Martin has a variety of restraints on hand for when mating season starts. Keeps Jon from hurting themself, and his skin from being torn to shreds. Can't save the linens though.
#donotarchive #dragonau #jmart #nsfwart
Knights tend to prioritize capturing enemies, so Martin has a variety of restraints on hand for when mating season starts. Keeps Jon from hurting themself, and his skin from being torn to shreds. Can't save the linens though.
#donotarchive #dragonau #jmart #nsfwart
![Drawing 1:
Jon is chained to the headboard with their legs held apart with a spreader bar. Martin's hands are holding the bar up to lift their legs while fingering their slit. A bit of cum is leaking out of Jon's ass, but they don't look satiated yet.
J: P-please... I need...
M: Still need to recover from the last one, love. So just let me focus on you for a while, yeah?
J: (Whine) It's-it's coming out...Feel so empty...Help me... Dear, please
M: Shhh, I know, jon. I know, it's gonna be okay. Be patient for me. I'll fill you up again soon....
Drawing 2:
Skips ahead in time and Martin has Jon by one horn in this chained up repose, holding them in place as he thrusts into their mouth. Jon is a mess, covered in sweat, slick, and their own come while their cock is already back to full attention.
M: Fuck....H-how are you so good? Gods, you take me so well...Are you ready for another, Jon?
J: (muffled) [h-hurry...hurry...!]
Drawing 3:
Skips again and Jon is laid on their stomach, yanking on their chains while Martin fucks them hard from behind, holding them by both of their horns. Jon is moaning so very loud, their claws ripping into the bed sheets as Martin finally comes inside of them again.
M: J-Jon...Oh, shit, you're-squeezing me so...Ahhh- C-coming I'm...!
Drawing 4:
Smaller doodle of Martin boneless on the bed, covered in sweat and absolutely drained.
J: (off screen) Mart—in, heeeelp 😭
M: (arrow pointing to his head says "ran out of cum two rounds ago") nngh...just – j-just give me a sec to...to catch my breath.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:35azqoxycklwp4wwx7wncbyj/bafkreihu746yvo75vy4w7j77r2ktuoztb5nnsqqxz4grtfy2ljnvffji6y@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
More mating season struggles ❤️
Knights tend to prioritize capturing enemies, so Martin has a variety of restraints on hand for when mating season starts. Keeps Jon from hurting themself, and his skin from being torn to shreds. Can't save the linens though.
#donotarchive #dragonau #jmart #nsfwart
Knights tend to prioritize capturing enemies, so Martin has a variety of restraints on hand for when mating season starts. Keeps Jon from hurting themself, and his skin from being torn to shreds. Can't save the linens though.
#donotarchive #dragonau #jmart #nsfwart
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Groak [grohk]
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Groak [grohk]
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
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I wouldn't tell anyone I was mathcore but there would be sines
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I wouldn't tell anyone I was mathcore but there would be sines
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November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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it’s not that i think women authors should get a pass for writing bad books because they’re women it just does not escape my notice that the various women purveyors of mass market novels on sale in the airport are hunted for sport daily whilst james patterson and his ilk remain at large
October 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
it’s not that i think women authors should get a pass for writing bad books because they’re women it just does not escape my notice that the various women purveyors of mass market novels on sale in the airport are hunted for sport daily whilst james patterson and his ilk remain at large
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I made this!😭✨💛
New Profile Picture by the INCREDIBLE @rejzyberry.bsky.social who has commissions open RIGHT NOW
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I made this!😭✨💛
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you know a product is lifechanging and indispensable when a company is not just trying to give it to you for free, but also FORCING it onto your screen and forbidding you from removing it. because that's how every good product works, right? they made us get iPhones at gunpoint? (this is about AI)
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
you know a product is lifechanging and indispensable when a company is not just trying to give it to you for free, but also FORCING it onto your screen and forbidding you from removing it. because that's how every good product works, right? they made us get iPhones at gunpoint? (this is about AI)
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Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out.
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out.
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i love my millennials #TMA #themagnusarchives
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i love my millennials #TMA #themagnusarchives
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Attention friends! As a Cyber Sec Specialist, I feel a need to share this. If you receive an email from Ao3, alerting you to a password reset attempt, DO NOT click on the links! This is a scam to get you to provide your current password. Absolutely terrible. Safe cyber smart! #ao3 #scamalert
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Attention friends! As a Cyber Sec Specialist, I feel a need to share this. If you receive an email from Ao3, alerting you to a password reset attempt, DO NOT click on the links! This is a scam to get you to provide your current password. Absolutely terrible. Safe cyber smart! #ao3 #scamalert