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Ms. Skeet Smoke
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Im Detroit, Black, and I swear.
But I am....somebody.

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I hope Bluesky stay under the radar fr
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh wow lol
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Football players don't wear them protective cup things?

Camera man tripping
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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A major arctic blast hits the central and eastern U.S. early next week, bringing the coldest air of the season. Expect temps 15-25 degrees below normal, with single-digit lows in the Upper Midwest and frost possible in northern Florida. The West Coast will see above-normal warmth.
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Someone, my asz...who fell out? 🤭
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
!!! 😂
You got Dr. Oz rambling about obesity, heart attacks and dementia while Trump's fat, dementia-ridden ass slumps in the seat next to him and a guy behind him soon appears to have an actual heart attack. Everything is fine.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Somebody tell NY to stand strong. Don't fold like that.
😂

That lead won't be followed. Dwights gone clown
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
So NY doing big fink-fink prayer sessions in Times Square now? 👀

I thought the little caps were the big number over there
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Yea....I might be 🤷‍♀️
😂

Iown care.
I'm noided.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Congrats to NY...

They better be on it like 2 hooded ninjas just entered a jewelry store

👀
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
So the t€rror squad was stacking their chips on The Dearborn, holy land..

They had to be cooking something
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Terrorists in Dearborn?
Who would've thought 😐

(we did 🤭)

Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Inner city, is that all he said? 😂
Combs' Steel: We can now hear from the Reverend.
Reverend: I'll be personally responsible for seeing him rehabilitated. I close with this. As Michael Jordan said, These sneakers are just sneakers. But when my son put them on... Sean needs an opportunity
October 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Judge say..dig this here
Judge: Mr. Combs objects to characterizing Ms. Ventura and Jane as victim. That is overruled. Mr. Combs also objects to the escorts were characterized as victims. That is also overruled. They were transported for the purpose of engaging in commercial sex
October 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The Lions went to B'more and did what?

🤭

Showed tf out
September 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"You know...he took a hot one for me"
September 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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😂😂😂 imagine making yourself the center of someone else’s memorial service
Fireworks for Trump at Charlie Kirk's memorial service.
September 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Priorities.
September 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The next 3 days look active on the severe weather front. I think it keeps going through the end of the week, too…
September 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Detroit, where?
I'd bet a stack it was a "metro" asz city in a corner somewhere
September 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Right...he ain't sh!t
Nobody likes a rat Mr Robinson 😡
September 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
😂 pay that snitch
It be your own people..smh
September 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I called this outcome when the appointments began, more or less. I said that kidnapping the rich for ransom would be a booming business because the FBI would be useless.

Seems I was more correct than I realized.

To see them bumble in public well only embolden more crimes.
NBC News: "Is it your understanding that [Charlie Kirk's shooter] may be close by or still in Utah?"

The commissioner of Utah’s Department of Public Safety: "We have no idea"
September 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Oh, but them new Epstein emails might really set the pot to a nice simmer
September 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
😂
So, that's Moe and Larry. Where's Curly?
Time to bring in the experts.
September 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM