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Same guy as he was in Hairplugs' Bad Place.
The RW/Christian Right can piss off, and so can the extreme Left.
Calgary Flames fan until they leave or I enter the eternal void of nothingness
NO RANDOM DM's (will caps make it clear?)
Pinned
Sure... Also, I expect to name 2 songs at most 😂
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Why not ask doctors and nurses to mask up and get vaccinated so they don't also spread the flu, COVID, MERs, and RSV?
CHEO asks doctors for urgent help as flu season ramps up https://ottawacitizen.com/news/cheo-doctors-urgent-flu-season

𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 ⇢ CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hey Calgary.
Fuck off
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'd forgotten how satisfying Ramsey's last scene is.
Good puppies
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Ha!
Came back to the Flames game after an Arrow episode just in time to see the penalty shot goal...
And then Coronato scores right behind it.

4-2 Wings now

#CofRed
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Fucking Murica
Nobel Peace Prize Winner María Corina Machado’s escape from Venezuela was particularly risky because her team had to inform the US military that she was escaping so they wouldn’t mistake her boat for an alleged narco boat and bomb it.

Full Story: bit.ly/3XJXIsh
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
That's enough of this Flames game.
Let's see if I've recorded anything decent, recently
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
John Gibson is a giant pussy.
Cooley was right there at center ice, you coward.

#CofRed
#NHL
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
LMFAO the Flames are back baby!
Sharangovich has been chasing and ignoring his assignment on both.

2-0 Detroit, 4.5 minutes in

#CofRed
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Don't you dare speak against GLORIOUS LEADER!

There is NO chance that any decent Canadian will risk the border, with these rules, because EVERY decent Canadian must have at least one SM post about the fat fucking felon
Tourists to US would have to reveal five years of social media activity under new Trump plan
Also - telephone numbers used in the last 5 years, email addresses used in the last 10 years & even facial, fingerprint & DNA & IRS data.
Tourists to US would have to reveal five years of social media activity under new Trump plan
Proposed plan would apply to tourists of all countries, including those not required to get a visa to visit the US
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
#Alberta

Contact the Lt Governor and DEMAND she stop the UCP before they've invoked the Notwithstanding Clause to evade all Constitution Act measures, and save this province.

She is paid MASSIVE $$ to do a specific job, when required!!!!
Lieutenant Governor of Alberta share.google/K5wlc64BAeXs...
Lieutenant Governor of Alberta
share.google
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Remember, today is the most important day of the year.
a man wearing a santa hat is standing in front of a christmas tree
Alt: a man wearing a santa hat is standing in front of a christmas tree
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A question for Alberta.

WHAT THE FUCK IS LAKHANI BEING PAID FOR IF SHE WILL NOT REMOVE THE UCP FOR ACTING AGAINST THE CHARTER/CONSTITUTION ACT???

He job is EXACTLY that.
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I may have gone overboard on the gifts...

But it's Christmas and sometimes you need to ensure mom and the kids have lots to open 😂
December 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
There are 2 generations walking this planet who have NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO FUNCTION WITHOUT TECHNOLOGY
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Nah, fuck you Mickey...
You don't get to grant yourself immunity. You ARE AN EMPLOYEE OF THE PEOPLE OF ALBERTA!
Fuck the UCP and quadruple fuck with a dull, rusty steak knife, all of you who support them.
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
JFC this game is a train wreck
5-3 Flames now and neither of these teams deserve to win this game

#CofRed
#NHL
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Buffalo scores again and then the Flames immediately restore the 2 goal lead with a beauty pass to Kadri
4-2 Calgary

#CofRed
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
HUUUUUBIE DOOOOOBIE DOOO!
Beautiful pass from Coronato and the Flames get another PP goal to restore the 2 goal lead!
#CofRed
a computer generated image of a light coming out of the ground
Alt: Huberdeau goal celebration video
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Flames revert to a passive PK and the 19/19 PK streak ends.
2-1 Calgary

#CofRed
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I have consumed to the point that the nog is deplenished entirely.
This must be rectified with an emergency nog revitalization
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Why the hell is Buffalo not shorthanded after challenging the goal?

#CofRed
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
To be fair, he doesn't even know which room he's in without the signage they created.

I usually pity those with dementia etc. but this fat fuck deserves a painful, confused end... Hopefully in slow agony
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”

“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”

5 days apart 😬

(From @therecount.com )
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It's beautiful to watch an Empire fall
A big sign that Trump’s bullying tactics don’t work. China’s trade surplus topped $1 trillion for the first time ever, driven by a strong rebound in exports despite weak domestic demand.

US shipments plunged 29% under Trump’s tariffs while exports to Southeast Asia and Europe surged. (FT)
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I know we need farmers, but they are the STUPIDEST voters on the planet
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We don't celebrate domestic terrorists, you half wit
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM