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I grew up in a neighborhood that got worse by the day-but we had cable, so we didn’t notice. #netflix #netflixmovies #netflixandchill #strangerthings #robreiner #cable #hbo #videomusicbox #thebox #larrydavid #hbo #tv #mtv #cinemax #Baddies #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/15/25
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
As a man, you can either be funny or have money. This isn’t poetry-it’s just the facts. #christmas #christmasgifts #santa #christmasiscoming #christmascountdown #holidayseason #holiday #gifts #family #giftideas #MariahCarey #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/8/25
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
I ran all the way back here to say I’m sorry… now please call me an Uber before I die. #uber #sorry #soul #poser #fatty #work #tired #haircut #midlifecrisis #jalenrose #hiphop #richardpryor #whitehousexmas #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/1/25
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
Mom and Dad worry about me constantly, but if they knew you were in a dump like this, they’d have something else to talk about. #BlackoutWednesday #gratitude #givingthanks #GivingTuesday #Thanksgiving #blackfriday #football #friendsgiving #family #parents #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 11/25/25
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
If there’s a BBL payment plan, sign me up. I’d literally work my ass off. #bbl #tijuana #plasticsurgery #trending #viral #itgirl #haters #selflove #thatbitch #idgaf #girlspower #tiktok #model #fashion #thick #winter #weirdgirlwinter #zelda #chiefs #bills #skate #existential #art #mywingman 11/17/25
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
Your “vibe shift” sounds like a polite way of saying you turned conservative. #BlueWave #zohran #Congress #shutdown2025 #shutdown #USA #stockmarket #protest #congress #schumer #washingtondc #trump #vibeshift #ACA #SNAP #Medicaid #fetterman #HoldTheLine #ACA #existential #art #mywingman 11/10/25
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
I’m really into this Vanessa Carlton/Rage Against the Machine mashup-a passive protest anthem, for when you’re mad at the system but also kind of just vibing. #electionday #votezo #votezohranmamdani #zohranmamdani #nymarathon #nyknicks #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 11/3/25
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
 This Halloween, I'm going as the scariest thing I know …myself. #goth #spookyseason #halloween #gothmodel #naughty #halloweencostume #Baddies #Halloween2025 #HorrorIcons #HalloweenParty #sexycostume #happyhalloweeeeeeen #votezohranmamdani #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 10/27/25
October 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
If your brutal honesty was a band, you’d be Slayer. You “Show No Mercy”. #slayer #thrashmetal #shownomercy #speedmetal #80smetal #headbang #heavymetal #horror #goth #vampire #TrueMetal #florida #brutality #worldseries #Spooktober #voteMamdani #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 10/21/25
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
I’m wearing a Misfits t-shirt today even though I know next to nothing about the music, I just went to a hot topic years ago… basically I’m a poser. #themisfits #danzig #horror #hardcore #punk #horrorbusiness #angiestone #DAngelo #spookyseason #spooktober #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 10/15/25
October 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
🎉 Today marks 12 Years of MyWingman!Celebrate with the new zine: “MyWingman Presents: BPMs & LOLs -A Tribute to Disc Jockeying” $5 w/ shipping. DM me for details! #12years #Zine #Zines #SelfPublishing #DIY #alternativecomics #book #reader #books #DJ #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 10/13/25
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
🎛️ NEW ZINE DROP! 🎛️

MyWingman Presents: BPMs & LOLs — A Tribute to Disc Jockeying
10.13.25
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Zine. 🎶 DJs. 😂 Laughs. 🔥 Chaos. Repeat. Don’t sleep.
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#DJCulture #DiscJockeys #DJLife #ZineCulture #Zine #Zines #SelfPublishing #DIY #PartyStarter #Raves #TaylorSwift #art #mywingman
October 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
Everyone’s nostalgic for Y2K, but I prefer the Decade of Greed—better coke, bigger phones. #y2k #y2kfashion #kyliejenner #2000s #parishilton #bratzdoll #bratz #aesthetic #babyphat #cybery2k #80s #80snostalgia #britneyspears #TaylorSwift #lawsuit #texans #supermodel #coke #art #mywingman 10/6/25
October 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
Nothing’s a bigger turn-off than a guy showing me his bad tattoos… but honestly, the lack of self-awareness was kinda hot. #badtattoos #nyc #chinatown #tattoo #tattoos #inked #sleeve #ZohranMamdani #jayz #badbunny #existential #hot #sexy #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 9/29/25
September 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
Thanks in advance for my last drop of dopamine today—really needed that hit. #existential #dopamine #pleasure #brainhealth #mentalhealth #autumnequinox #italianbrainrot #monday #memes #boycottabc #boycottdisney #boycottdisneyplus #jimmykimmel #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 9/22/25
September 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
She’s gorgeous and brilliant—but let’s be honest, I’m only saying this because she’s not in the room right now. #NYFW #modeling #NYFW2025 #Emmys #Emmys2025 #deniro #hanaheinbinder #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly #kelce #mets #panthers #FashionWeekNYC #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 9/15/25
September 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
Hey, where’d you get that shirt? Are you joining a ska band or crashing a swing dance? #nyfw #ska #skadancing #skadance #madness #swingers #vegasbaby #swingdance #dance #campcollar #menswear #therake #howardstern #nfl #usopen #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 9/8/25
September 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
I love working weekends—keeps me from losing myself in drugs, alcohol, and hookers. #laborday #EndOfSummerBash #backtoschool #backtowork #work #workfromhome #workinprogress #PoolParty #ldw2025 #LaborDayNYC #Reggaeton #labordayparade #darkskingirls #existential #undergroundcomix #mywingman 9/2/25
September 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
Question: Does being a divorced dad make you a better DJ… or does being a DJ just mean you’re a divorced dad? #dj #edm #Burningman #festivals #edm #Crypto #divorce #CryptoScam #consumerism #edm #dancemusic #existential #art #mywingman 8/25/25
August 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
Freshman year, I dormed with a girl from Miami—the first person I’d ever seen wear a thong. We barely spoke, but she had a presence… or maybe that was just the body spray. #dormlife #amazonfinds #backtoschool #freshman15 #collegebound #miami #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 8/18/25
August 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
Another dark truth about me is how much 90s rap trivia is in my brain—producers, features, all of it. Yet, I still can’t remember where I left my keys. #boombap #90shiphop #hiphop #porn #hiphopmusic #kendrick #drake #realhiphop #realhiphophead #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 8/11/25
August 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
hate theme parties, but seeing your 12-year-old nephew at the “Jersey Shore” function wearing a “Black Out With Your Rack Out” trucker hat was a highlight. #themeparty #jerseyshore #newjersey #Jwoww #Snooki #RealityTV #GTL #truckerhat #Jerzday #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 8/4/25
August 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
It’s so hot that wearing socks feels like a crime. #misspiggy #vibes #heatwave #fyp #OasisLive25 #climate #beyonce #epstein #climatechange #climatesolutions #climatecrisis #globalwarming #environment #hot #socks #heatwave #heatwave2025 #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7/28/25
July 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
Son… before I was your dad, some people called me Daddy for different reasons. It was a different time. People were out here getting nicknames. #daddy #DaddyIssues #biceps #big #flex #epsteinfiles #freakoff #TheLastOfUs #PedroPascal #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7 /21/25
July 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
mywingman.bsky.social
I’ve made it through good times and bad times. At this point, I’m only interested in weird times #weirdart #weirdartist #lowbrowart #weirdsketch #weirdtimes #EpsteinClientList #AllStarGame #LGM #drake #OasisLive25 #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7/14/25
July 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM