─╌ 𝓜𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐍 𝓜𝐀𝐍 .ᐟ
@mutashifting.bsky.social
𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗦
𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐈'𝐌 𝑳𝑶𝑻𝑺 𝐎𝐅 𝙇𝘼𝙐𝙂𝙃𝙎
𝐀𝐓 𝐀 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻𝒀 ── .ᐟ
( 1987 - based ! )
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
🧠 : they affect it TERRIBLY . and you did WHAT ── 🤬
[ shredder huffs . ]
⚔️ : that doesn't look very smoothie like . it looks very .... man like . perhaps a MUTAGEN man .ᐣ
[ 💀 . ]
[ shredder huffs . ]
⚔️ : that doesn't look very smoothie like . it looks very .... man like . perhaps a MUTAGEN man .ᐣ
[ 💀 . ]
My cats very rarely affect your daily life. Besides, you did not find out about the fifty cats I took in briefly before giving them all good homes. 👺
[ Evelyn pauses 💀. ]
… a smoothie . 💧
[ Evelyn pauses 💀. ]
… a smoothie . 💧
🧠 : NO MORE CATS . 🤬
[ 💀🙏 .
unlike krang, shredder seems to have noticed a part of seymour sticking out . ]
what do you have there, evelyn .ᐣ 👺
[ 💀🙏 .
unlike krang, shredder seems to have noticed a part of seymour sticking out . ]
what do you have there, evelyn .ᐣ 👺
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
🧠 : they affect it TERRIBLY . and you did WHAT ── 🤬
[ shredder huffs . ]
⚔️ : that doesn't look very smoothie like . it looks very .... man like . perhaps a MUTAGEN man .ᐣ
[ 💀 . ]
[ shredder huffs . ]
⚔️ : that doesn't look very smoothie like . it looks very .... man like . perhaps a MUTAGEN man .ᐣ
[ 💀 . ]
🧠 : NO MORE CATS . 🤬
[ 💀🙏 .
unlike krang, shredder seems to have noticed a part of seymour sticking out . ]
what do you have there, evelyn .ᐣ 👺
[ 💀🙏 .
unlike krang, shredder seems to have noticed a part of seymour sticking out . ]
what do you have there, evelyn .ᐣ 👺
I … was most certainly not searching for more stray kitties to adopt. 💧
[ It isn’t a lie, as that’s what she was doing originally 💀 🙏. ]
[ It isn’t a lie, as that’s what she was doing originally 💀 🙏. ]
( + )
they see evelyn . ]
🧠 : ... what are YOU doing here . 🤬
they see evelyn . ]
🧠 : ... what are YOU doing here . 🤬
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
🧠 : NO MORE CATS . 🤬
[ 💀🙏 .
unlike krang, shredder seems to have noticed a part of seymour sticking out . ]
what do you have there, evelyn .ᐣ 👺
[ 💀🙏 .
unlike krang, shredder seems to have noticed a part of seymour sticking out . ]
what do you have there, evelyn .ᐣ 👺
[ he quickly hides behind her . though, he isn't EXACTLY the greatest at hiding .... 😭 ]
⚔️ : i KNOW he went this way, you stupid brain ── quit DOUBTING ME .
🧠 : well, EEEEEXCUSE ME, you tin faced TWIT .
[ the two supervillains turn the corner, and stop when
( + )
⚔️ : i KNOW he went this way, you stupid brain ── quit DOUBTING ME .
🧠 : well, EEEEEXCUSE ME, you tin faced TWIT .
[ the two supervillains turn the corner, and stop when
( + )
[ Evelyn easily recognizes them. 👺
Gently, she guides Seymour to hide behind her. Then, pauses to listen. ]
Gently, she guides Seymour to hide behind her. Then, pauses to listen. ]
oh, um ... thank you ── 💧
[ cue LOUD ass heavy footsteps, followed by some quieter footsteps .
... very familiar ones, at that . it wouldn't be hard to guess who the louder ones belonged to . 💀 ]
[ cue LOUD ass heavy footsteps, followed by some quieter footsteps .
... very familiar ones, at that . it wouldn't be hard to guess who the louder ones belonged to . 💀 ]
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
[ he quickly hides behind her . though, he isn't EXACTLY the greatest at hiding .... 😭 ]
⚔️ : i KNOW he went this way, you stupid brain ── quit DOUBTING ME .
🧠 : well, EEEEEXCUSE ME, you tin faced TWIT .
[ the two supervillains turn the corner, and stop when
( + )
⚔️ : i KNOW he went this way, you stupid brain ── quit DOUBTING ME .
🧠 : well, EEEEEXCUSE ME, you tin faced TWIT .
[ the two supervillains turn the corner, and stop when
( + )
oh, um ... thank you ── 💧
[ cue LOUD ass heavy footsteps, followed by some quieter footsteps .
... very familiar ones, at that . it wouldn't be hard to guess who the louder ones belonged to . 💀 ]
[ cue LOUD ass heavy footsteps, followed by some quieter footsteps .
... very familiar ones, at that . it wouldn't be hard to guess who the louder ones belonged to . 💀 ]
I see …
[ Evelyn also looks around, eyes narrowed. ]
Fret not, I shall protect you from them. I swear to you on my honor as a knight, they will not reach you.
[ Evelyn also looks around, eyes narrowed. ]
Fret not, I shall protect you from them. I swear to you on my honor as a knight, they will not reach you.
well, um ...
[ he looks around frantically before responding, his voice hushed to a whisper . ]
... y - yes .ᐟ those four weird guys who had the equally weird vat of mutagen that made me this way ── they're after me again .ᐟ ( ☹️ )
[ he looks around frantically before responding, his voice hushed to a whisper . ]
... y - yes .ᐟ those four weird guys who had the equally weird vat of mutagen that made me this way ── they're after me again .ᐟ ( ☹️ )
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
oh, um ... thank you ── 💧
[ cue LOUD ass heavy footsteps, followed by some quieter footsteps .
... very familiar ones, at that . it wouldn't be hard to guess who the louder ones belonged to . 💀 ]
[ cue LOUD ass heavy footsteps, followed by some quieter footsteps .
... very familiar ones, at that . it wouldn't be hard to guess who the louder ones belonged to . 💀 ]
well, um ...
[ he looks around frantically before responding, his voice hushed to a whisper . ]
... y - yes .ᐟ those four weird guys who had the equally weird vat of mutagen that made me this way ── they're after me again .ᐟ ( ☹️ )
[ he looks around frantically before responding, his voice hushed to a whisper . ]
... y - yes .ᐟ those four weird guys who had the equally weird vat of mutagen that made me this way ── they're after me again .ᐟ ( ☹️ )
Are you sure … ? Unless I am mistaken, you appear to be on edge.
Is something or someone after you ?
Is something or someone after you ?
... oh .ᐟ
um, yes . everything ── yes, everything is okay .ᐟ n ... nothing to be worried about . 💧
um, yes . everything ── yes, everything is okay .ᐟ n ... nothing to be worried about . 💧
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
well, um ...
[ he looks around frantically before responding, his voice hushed to a whisper . ]
... y - yes .ᐟ those four weird guys who had the equally weird vat of mutagen that made me this way ── they're after me again .ᐟ ( ☹️ )
[ he looks around frantically before responding, his voice hushed to a whisper . ]
... y - yes .ᐟ those four weird guys who had the equally weird vat of mutagen that made me this way ── they're after me again .ᐟ ( ☹️ )
... oh .ᐟ
um, yes . everything ── yes, everything is okay .ᐟ n ... nothing to be worried about . 💧
um, yes . everything ── yes, everything is okay .ᐟ n ... nothing to be worried about . 💧
[ The Mezillian freezes, turning to look at him. ]
Seymour .. ? Is that you ? 💧
Is everything alright ? 😦
Seymour .. ? Is that you ? 💧
Is everything alright ? 😦
AHHH .ᐟ
[ if you're trying to hide, why are you SCREAMING . 💀🙏 ]
i'm SORRRRRYYYY ── 😰
[ if you're trying to hide, why are you SCREAMING . 💀🙏 ]
i'm SORRRRRYYYY ── 😰
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
... oh .ᐟ
um, yes . everything ── yes, everything is okay .ᐟ n ... nothing to be worried about . 💧
um, yes . everything ── yes, everything is okay .ᐟ n ... nothing to be worried about . 💧
AHHH .ᐟ
[ if you're trying to hide, why are you SCREAMING . 💀🙏 ]
i'm SORRRRRYYYY ── 😰
[ if you're trying to hide, why are you SCREAMING . 💀🙏 ]
i'm SORRRRRYYYY ── 😰
[ Luckily for him, Evelyn happens to run into the alleyway; she's running from a rat. 💀]
[ @xofredrosesx.bsky.social . ]
[ he's hiding in one of new york city's MANY alleys ── knowing him, he's either in danger or he's nervous about something . 💀 ]
[ he's hiding in one of new york city's MANY alleys ── knowing him, he's either in danger or he's nervous about something . 💀 ]
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
AHHH .ᐟ
[ if you're trying to hide, why are you SCREAMING . 💀🙏 ]
i'm SORRRRRYYYY ── 😰
[ if you're trying to hide, why are you SCREAMING . 💀🙏 ]
i'm SORRRRRYYYY ── 😰
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Reposted by ─╌ 𝓜𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐍 𝓜𝐀𝐍 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄
「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅
𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄
「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅
𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄
「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅
𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄
「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅
𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
October 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
ah ... 💧
It is not something good.
i don't know what that is .
October 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
ah ... 💧
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i don't know what that is .
You will catch [ something in mezillian. ]
... um, i'm sorry .ᐣ catch what now .ᐣ 💧
October 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i don't know what that is .
... um, i'm sorry .ᐣ catch what now .ᐣ 💧
Do not keep your mouth open, you will catch [ something in mezillian ]
😦😦😦
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
... um, i'm sorry .ᐣ catch what now .ᐣ 💧
“ ah ── .ᐣ ”
the mutated man looks up in shock . he hadn't expected ANYBODY to come here, much less a hedgehog .
... who he, obviously, presumed was a mutant .
“ um ... hello, sir .ᐟ ”
the mutated man looks up in shock . he hadn't expected ANYBODY to come here, much less a hedgehog .
... who he, obviously, presumed was a mutant .
“ um ... hello, sir .ᐟ ”
⠀
❪ An elderly hedgehog dressed in a trench coat peered in the alley, robotic hand gripping his cane. Brows furrowed upon seeing the other. ❫
〝 Hello…? 〞
❪ He called out. ❫
⠀
❪ An elderly hedgehog dressed in a trench coat peered in the alley, robotic hand gripping his cane. Brows furrowed upon seeing the other. ❫
〝 Hello…? 〞
❪ He called out. ❫
⠀
October 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“ ah ── .ᐣ ”
the mutated man looks up in shock . he hadn't expected ANYBODY to come here, much less a hedgehog .
... who he, obviously, presumed was a mutant .
“ um ... hello, sir .ᐟ ”
the mutated man looks up in shock . he hadn't expected ANYBODY to come here, much less a hedgehog .
... who he, obviously, presumed was a mutant .
“ um ... hello, sir .ᐟ ”
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
no ... 🤢
Awww, how sweet. I know, you think I’m so beautiful. 🙂↕️
i'll tell them to make another one JUST for you . 😡😡😡
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
no ... 🤢
October 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
October 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
😦😦😦
Not everyone.
[ 💀. ]
[ 💀. ]
i thought that was how most people felt ── ☹️
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
😦😦😦
i thought that was how most people felt ── ☹️
You do not want to expl0de people. That is kind.
i don't think i'm kind enough ... 😕
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i thought that was how most people felt ── ☹️
i don't think i'm kind enough ... 😕
You are naive and too kind.
no it isn't ... ☹️☹️
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i don't think i'm kind enough ... 😕
no it isn't ... ☹️☹️
It is. I am sorry.
it is not .ᐟ.ᐟ ☹️
October 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
no it isn't ... ☹️☹️