Adam Music
@musicadamt.bsky.social
Geek dad. Husband. Godmother. Gardener. Situational humorist. Dad joke purveyor. Legal content pro. He/him. Opinions and snark are my own.
Jaws 3. Number of people in the audience, also 3.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Jaws 3. Number of people in the audience, also 3.
Heading home from chilly, cold Orlando to sunny, friendly Chicago. Suck it, Duffy, I'm wearin' sweatpants.
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Heading home from chilly, cold Orlando to sunny, friendly Chicago. Suck it, Duffy, I'm wearin' sweatpants.
This Street Fighter movie better out-campy the first one or it's going to be awful.
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This Street Fighter movie better out-campy the first one or it's going to be awful.
Wut?
BIG TRADE ‼️
The /penguins have traded Tristan Jarry and Sam Poulin to the /EdmontonOilers for Stuart Skinner, Brett Kulak, and a 2029 second-round pick!
Powered by /SAP
The /penguins have traded Tristan Jarry and Sam Poulin to the /EdmontonOilers for Stuart Skinner, Brett Kulak, and a 2029 second-round pick!
Powered by /SAP
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Wut?
Judge Xinis issues order that ICE cannot detain Kilmar Abrego Garcia when he goes to see Santa at the mall.
December 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Judge Xinis issues order that ICE cannot detain Kilmar Abrego Garcia when he goes to see Santa at the mall.
Put this man in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Not parody, not polka, not pastiche, just Weird Al straight up yelling “now you’re under control, and you’ll do what they told ya” www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UTp4Ku/
Weird Al singing Killing In The Name with Jorma Taccone, because apparently that's where we're at #rageagainstthemachine #weirdalyankovic #millenialsoftiktok
TikTok video by Jon
www.tiktok.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Put this man in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
The ol' orange cat switcheroo.
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The ol' orange cat switcheroo.
Maya, my dainty sweetheart.
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Maya, my dainty sweetheart.
I learned that you can ask for the olives in the Olive Garden to be served pureed on the side. You just flag down your server, and you tap and nod. @lawprofblawg.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I learned that you can ask for the olives in the Olive Garden to be served pureed on the side. You just flag down your server, and you tap and nod. @lawprofblawg.bsky.social
Disney: We let a woman with a chronic disease go instead of paying her to work part-time somewhere else in the park.
Also Disney: ...
Also Disney: ...
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora
Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer
openai.com/index/disney...
Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer
openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Disney: We let a woman with a chronic disease go instead of paying her to work part-time somewhere else in the park.
Also Disney: ...
Also Disney: ...
What is this thing that came over in the move? I'd say wrong answers only, but is there a right one?
December 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
What is this thing that came over in the move? I'd say wrong answers only, but is there a right one?
When the firm assigns you a mentor:
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
When the firm assigns you a mentor:
Maybe deport private equity instead.
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Maybe deport private equity instead.
The funny thing about the Calibri vs. Times New Roman thing is, if you Google Calibri, all the search results come up in that font.
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The funny thing about the Calibri vs. Times New Roman thing is, if you Google Calibri, all the search results come up in that font.
Today's plan is to go from three toilets to five toilets to one toilet and back to three toilets. Wish us luck.
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Today's plan is to go from three toilets to five toilets to one toilet and back to three toilets. Wish us luck.
In July, we lost the incredible Flaco Jiménez. Now, we've lost the voice that is Raul Malo.
All You Ever Do Is Bring Me Down
YouTube video by The Mavericks - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
In July, we lost the incredible Flaco Jiménez. Now, we've lost the voice that is Raul Malo.
If you look at Marty, my parents' cat, he's got a pawprint on his right flank.
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If you look at Marty, my parents' cat, he's got a pawprint on his right flank.
Next on the show: We created an AI version of Thomas Jefferson that immediately started singing "Hey, Soul Sister."
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Next on the show: We created an AI version of Thomas Jefferson that immediately started singing "Hey, Soul Sister."
ND: Is there a Toaster Strudel Bowl?
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
ND: Is there a Toaster Strudel Bowl?
Welp. It happened. The church I went to here used Leonard Cohen for the Alleluia.
a man is standing in front of a wall and says `` that 's not right ! ''
ALT: a man is standing in front of a wall and says `` that 's not right ! ''
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Welp. It happened. The church I went to here used Leonard Cohen for the Alleluia.
This place is insane. But ...
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This place is insane. But ...
Did you hear about the marine biologist who was carried away by seabirds while surveying? While he was weighing terns, he was terned away. @lawprofblawg.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Did you hear about the marine biologist who was carried away by seabirds while surveying? While he was weighing terns, he was terned away. @lawprofblawg.bsky.social
Hitting Aunt Catfish in Daytona for brunch.
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hitting Aunt Catfish in Daytona for brunch.