Adam Music
@musicadamt.bsky.social
Geek dad. Husband. Godmother. Gardener. Situational humorist. Dad joke purveyor. Legal content pro. He/him. Opinions and snark are my own.
A Black Friday gift to my intellectual property buddies. How many violations are included on this menu? @design-law.bsky.social @meredithlowry.bsky.social @lexlanham.bsky.social @tudorsandtms.bsky.social @trademarksaremagic.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A Black Friday gift to my intellectual property buddies. How many violations are included on this menu? @design-law.bsky.social @meredithlowry.bsky.social @lexlanham.bsky.social @tudorsandtms.bsky.social @trademarksaremagic.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild
• Orcas playing in a boat wake
• A swimming pond bass with a toe fetish
• A wild turkey that barely cleared my car's roof
• Sea Otters floating with babies and eating penis fish
• Mountain goats nursing babies
• Orcas playing in a boat wake
• A swimming pond bass with a toe fetish
• A wild turkey that barely cleared my car's roof
• Sea Otters floating with babies and eating penis fish
• Mountain goats nursing babies
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild
- white tailed deer (literally fucking everywhere in NJ)
- Black Bear (parents house, NC)
- Great Blue Heron (NJ )
- Road runner (NM)
- the worlds fattest squirrel (jumping out of a trash can after I threw something away, RI)
- white tailed deer (literally fucking everywhere in NJ)
- Black Bear (parents house, NC)
- Great Blue Heron (NJ )
- Road runner (NM)
- the worlds fattest squirrel (jumping out of a trash can after I threw something away, RI)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
Black bear - Virginia
Red fox - Virginia
Raccoon - in a knothole, riverside park, manhattan
Turkey vulture - my dad’s house in PA
A jolly fat red squirrel who took cookie crumbs from my fingers with his wee lil hands - LA
Black bear - Virginia
Red fox - Virginia
Raccoon - in a knothole, riverside park, manhattan
Turkey vulture - my dad’s house in PA
A jolly fat red squirrel who took cookie crumbs from my fingers with his wee lil hands - LA
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild
• Orcas playing in a boat wake
• A swimming pond bass with a toe fetish
• A wild turkey that barely cleared my car's roof
• Sea Otters floating with babies and eating penis fish
• Mountain goats nursing babies
• Orcas playing in a boat wake
• A swimming pond bass with a toe fetish
• A wild turkey that barely cleared my car's roof
• Sea Otters floating with babies and eating penis fish
• Mountain goats nursing babies
"I'm a lumberjack. And I'm ok."
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"I'm a lumberjack. And I'm ok."
There are reasons, like my family's third and fourth best seats right now are lawn chairs that are in the house, but we had Thanksgiving at Cracker Barrel.
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There are reasons, like my family's third and fourth best seats right now are lawn chairs that are in the house, but we had Thanksgiving at Cracker Barrel.
Finding cursed objects in the house.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Finding cursed objects in the house.
Cleaning out my dad's garage areas. If the cops are short a few zip ties, I know where there's a few thousand. (No, they can't have them.)
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Cleaning out my dad's garage areas. If the cops are short a few zip ties, I know where there's a few thousand. (No, they can't have them.)
What kind of tool is this? Other than something that could be very uncomfortable if you sat on it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What kind of tool is this? Other than something that could be very uncomfortable if you sat on it.
My dad just said "redd up."
Wife: ...
Wife: ...
two young boys looking at each other with the words put it on google translate written below them
ALT: two young boys looking at each other with the words put it on google translate written below them
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November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My dad just said "redd up."
Wife: ...
Wife: ...
Important @leahlitman.bsky.social info: this Holiday Inn's night manager has a 6-month-old goldendoodle named Zoe.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Important @leahlitman.bsky.social info: this Holiday Inn's night manager has a 6-month-old goldendoodle named Zoe.
TIL that when I was a child, I wanted to be a beaver.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
TIL that when I was a child, I wanted to be a beaver.
Yay trains, @peterorlowicz.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yay trains, @peterorlowicz.bsky.social
The salad of my people.
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The salad of my people.
The funniest one I've heard involves my favorite explosive dessert and dead ducks. thewhitedsepulchre.blogspot.com/2010/10/cara...
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The funniest one I've heard involves my favorite explosive dessert and dead ducks. thewhitedsepulchre.blogspot.com/2010/10/cara...
How I dress when I travel by air:
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
How I dress when I travel by air:
Oh, I know what I'm wearing on the way back from Florida.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh, I know what I'm wearing on the way back from Florida.
WE HAVE DEPLOYED THE TACTICAL HORTICULTURALISTS!
Protesters in Portland, Oregon, left flowers in front of the detention center, but the ICE GOONS immediately took them away and searched the ground for weapons. This video captures their sadness and paranoia.
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
WE HAVE DEPLOYED THE TACTICAL HORTICULTURALISTS!
Sitting here in limbo, but I know it won't be long
Sitting here in limbo, like a bird without a song
Well, they're putting up resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on
RIP Jimmy Cliff
Sitting here in limbo, like a bird without a song
Well, they're putting up resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on
RIP Jimmy Cliff
Sitting In Limbo
YouTube video by Jimmy Cliff - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sitting here in limbo, but I know it won't be long
Sitting here in limbo, like a bird without a song
Well, they're putting up resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on
RIP Jimmy Cliff
Sitting here in limbo, like a bird without a song
Well, they're putting up resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on
RIP Jimmy Cliff
Good News: A politician got disbarred!
Bad News: It's nobody in your Top Ten (non-Chicago division).
Bad News: It's nobody in your Top Ten (non-Chicago division).
9 months after federal bribery conviction, former Speaker Madigan disbarred
Article Summary Former Illinois House Speaker Michael Madigan is no longer a lawyer after the Illinois Supreme Court officially disbarred
capitolnewsillinois.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Good News: A politician got disbarred!
Bad News: It's nobody in your Top Ten (non-Chicago division).
Bad News: It's nobody in your Top Ten (non-Chicago division).
He said, "What you gonna be when you grow up?"
Jesus said, "God"
Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into?
I'm a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood
They're gonna kill me, Mama, they don't like me, Bud
Jesus said, "God"
Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into?
I'm a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood
They're gonna kill me, Mama, they don't like me, Bud
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
He said, "What you gonna be when you grow up?"
Jesus said, "God"
Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into?
I'm a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood
They're gonna kill me, Mama, they don't like me, Bud
Jesus said, "God"
Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into?
I'm a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood
They're gonna kill me, Mama, they don't like me, Bud
That cable is only obsolete when I take that Zip drive to Goodwill.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
That cable is only obsolete when I take that Zip drive to Goodwill.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Charlie Brown!
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Charlie Brown!
Post a movie where you are from
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Post a movie where you are from
Bears running back Kyle The Mogwai.
a close up of a gremlin with a light behind it
ALT: a close up of a gremlin with a light behind it
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November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Bears running back Kyle The Mogwai.