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Adam Music

@musicadamt.bsky.social

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Geek dad. Husband. Godmother. Gardener. Situational humorist. Dad joke purveyor. Legal content pro. He/him. Opinions and snark are my own.

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 11h

You're now faculty chair.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 11h

I dont think the shrimp were ever found to be radioactive. It was the container, but they recalled them out of caution.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 14h

In an Ebenezer Scooge-meets-Manasseh way, nobody has ever had a clearer path to Heavenly redeption. I'm not delusional enough to think he'd take one step in that direction.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 14h

When my team is out and my regional team is out, I go for the team that hasn't won it. So my remaining fandom is:
1. Mariners
2. Brewers (been there before)
3. Blue Jays (O Canada!)
4. The Yellowstone Caldera erupts.
354,800,000th. Dodgers

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 15h

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 16h

I always think about the Charlie Chan cartoon when we look at this. It was criticized for its "fortune cookie English" and featured the only Chinese person to ever play Chan.

The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan: Henry, Stanley, Suzie, Tom, Anne, Alan, Flip, Nancy, Mimi, and Chu Chu the dog.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 19h

"But you're wrong, Kathryn."
@kathryntewson.bsky.social

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 19h

"You're not admitted here?"

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 19h

Every single Pointer Sisters pinball song art. In fact, someone make a pinball table of this.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 19h

Two similar unicorn floaties.

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 21h

WELL WE HAVE THREE SCHOOL BUSES AND A BULLETIN BOARD WITH FLAT TIRES AND MAXIMUM EFFORT

Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 21h

Oh, sure just because you have a budget for things like props and sets and and costumes and food and trailers and actual music instruments you think you can win a marching band competition...