buon natalie
@muppet.bsky.social
small batch, patiently aged
annoyed but also delighted
annoyed but also delighted
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more frog, again. seasonal frog
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
more frog, again. seasonal frog
hoping this existential dread shaped hole in my soul is the exact size of these mandarins i'm shoving into my mouth.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
hoping this existential dread shaped hole in my soul is the exact size of these mandarins i'm shoving into my mouth.
hello please look at the pie I baked
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
hello please look at the pie I baked
thinking about all the cool stuff I'd do in Big Rock Candy Mountain again
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
thinking about all the cool stuff I'd do in Big Rock Candy Mountain again
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any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
I may not be posting, but to call me offline is far, far too generous. I'm here, for better or worse (it's worse).
See how online or offline you were this year here: anisota.net/harvest
See how online or offline you were this year here: anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I may not be posting, but to call me offline is far, far too generous. I'm here, for better or worse (it's worse).
See how online or offline you were this year here: anisota.net/harvest
See how online or offline you were this year here: anisota.net/harvest
playing a video game at a coffee shop today like some kind of jobless worm has me seriously considering permanent wormhood
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
playing a video game at a coffee shop today like some kind of jobless worm has me seriously considering permanent wormhood
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“I know I’m protecting my kids, but it feels like I’m failing them too.”
@harrisonmooney.bsky.social on landlines, the internet and connection. ☎️
@harrisonmooney.bsky.social on landlines, the internet and connection. ☎️
Why 2025 Was the Loneliest Year | The Tyee
Connection online has rotted on the vine. With few alternatives, I’ve found myself more isolated than before.
thetyee.ca
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“I know I’m protecting my kids, but it feels like I’m failing them too.”
@harrisonmooney.bsky.social on landlines, the internet and connection. ☎️
@harrisonmooney.bsky.social on landlines, the internet and connection. ☎️
Seeing adult twins in public has the same energy as seeing a dalmatian. Like, I know they must exist, but sightings are rare and mystical.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Seeing adult twins in public has the same energy as seeing a dalmatian. Like, I know they must exist, but sightings are rare and mystical.
Woken up before the sun three days in a row, twice for root canal appts and once to catch a flight. Due to delirium I am taking my own life into my hands aka sharing a political post on Instagram stories.
October 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Woken up before the sun three days in a row, twice for root canal appts and once to catch a flight. Due to delirium I am taking my own life into my hands aka sharing a political post on Instagram stories.
[this account is experiencing sports related anxiety]
October 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
[this account is experiencing sports related anxiety]
everyone is invited to witness the grandeur that is the Plumbing National Championship live and in-person (if you're willing to be in West Palm Beach) next week.
especially @bencollins.bsky.social who once skeeted a very good screenshot from last year's competition.
especially @bencollins.bsky.social who once skeeted a very good screenshot from last year's competition.
U.S. Plumbing National Championship
We are looking for the “Best of the Best” to celebrate them and the entire plumbing trade with the first annual US Plumbing National Championship competition.
www.plumbingnationals.com
October 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
everyone is invited to witness the grandeur that is the Plumbing National Championship live and in-person (if you're willing to be in West Palm Beach) next week.
especially @bencollins.bsky.social who once skeeted a very good screenshot from last year's competition.
especially @bencollins.bsky.social who once skeeted a very good screenshot from last year's competition.
Been using the word "druthers" more recently, citing instances in which I might have them and what I might do should I obtain them. Not sure it's been landing with the kind of flair I'm intending.
September 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Been using the word "druthers" more recently, citing instances in which I might have them and what I might do should I obtain them. Not sure it's been landing with the kind of flair I'm intending.
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hey not sure what happened but it seems like I actually got The Rapture'd instead of the other rapture, and the only thing that's different is I have to listen to House of Jealous Lovers on repeat.
it's not that bad, actually.
it's not that bad, actually.
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
hey not sure what happened but it seems like I actually got The Rapture'd instead of the other rapture, and the only thing that's different is I have to listen to House of Jealous Lovers on repeat.
it's not that bad, actually.
it's not that bad, actually.
I told a c-suite executive that I like Nerds Gummy Clusters because they satisfy my desire to chew on kinetic sand and I still have a job
September 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I told a c-suite executive that I like Nerds Gummy Clusters because they satisfy my desire to chew on kinetic sand and I still have a job
Being startled by the toaster always makes me feel like I'm part of a grand tradition
August 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Being startled by the toaster always makes me feel like I'm part of a grand tradition
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Big Thief lyrics:
Your heart is like a knish
Unfurling in the vastness of the galaxy
And you granted my wish
Like a cosmic potato genie
MJ Lenderman lyrics:
I am Fat Bastard, and I am Mini-Me
I'm a real disappointment, like Austin Powers 3
Your heart is like a knish
Unfurling in the vastness of the galaxy
And you granted my wish
Like a cosmic potato genie
MJ Lenderman lyrics:
I am Fat Bastard, and I am Mini-Me
I'm a real disappointment, like Austin Powers 3
August 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Big Thief lyrics:
Your heart is like a knish
Unfurling in the vastness of the galaxy
And you granted my wish
Like a cosmic potato genie
MJ Lenderman lyrics:
I am Fat Bastard, and I am Mini-Me
I'm a real disappointment, like Austin Powers 3
Your heart is like a knish
Unfurling in the vastness of the galaxy
And you granted my wish
Like a cosmic potato genie
MJ Lenderman lyrics:
I am Fat Bastard, and I am Mini-Me
I'm a real disappointment, like Austin Powers 3
been cleaning all day and have come to the conclusion that, actually, it's cool to live in filth and I think maybe we should all embrace it a little more. the crust punks were right.
August 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
been cleaning all day and have come to the conclusion that, actually, it's cool to live in filth and I think maybe we should all embrace it a little more. the crust punks were right.
addicted to making curved line connectors between assets in google slides. send help.
August 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
addicted to making curved line connectors between assets in google slides. send help.
was about to tell someone about murray's glasses-eating addiction and then realized how I sounded
August 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
was about to tell someone about murray's glasses-eating addiction and then realized how I sounded
You'll likely never have occasion to be there, but CID - Cedar Rapids, IA - is the cutest, sweetest little airport to ever exist. One time I was there and the Hawkeye mascot was just walking around. Charming.
Other notable tiny airports: Burbank, Tampa, Palm Beach
Other notable tiny airports: Burbank, Tampa, Palm Beach
Actually, you know what? Let’s stop complaining for a second. QT this with a GOOD airport. Defend that title as much or as little as you like. But let’s hear about airports that don’t suck.
August 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You'll likely never have occasion to be there, but CID - Cedar Rapids, IA - is the cutest, sweetest little airport to ever exist. One time I was there and the Hawkeye mascot was just walking around. Charming.
Other notable tiny airports: Burbank, Tampa, Palm Beach
Other notable tiny airports: Burbank, Tampa, Palm Beach
did you know that a juvenile red tailed hawk kinda sounds like a seagull? well, i do now after running through my apartment complex with two dogs trying to find the bird making that noise. (i saw it, it was a baby hawk, and i love it)
August 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
did you know that a juvenile red tailed hawk kinda sounds like a seagull? well, i do now after running through my apartment complex with two dogs trying to find the bird making that noise. (i saw it, it was a baby hawk, and i love it)