dean
@mrwonderclown.bsky.social
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he/him. 21. i’m here purely out of spite. omegaverse’s biggest fan, ai’s biggest hater || ao3: @dicklessthewonderclown ||
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what the fuck are they putting in the water that makes baltimore drivers so fucking awful
my favorite linguistic phenomenon by far is turning nouns into verbs, a la get [noun]ed, idiot
returning to my roots (hitting the cart as hard as i can in a church bathroom)
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"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
got a new blender, going to christen it with frozen piña coladas
every time someone deletes character ai an angel gets its wings
i love exceeding the daily recommended amount of caffeine
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I tend to use dashes a lot whenever I write anything, and it's getting increasingly annoying having to minimize that in order for ppl to not think that it was written by some fucking clanker
my god maryland drivers are awful. i need to be unleashed on the 405 in my dad’s muscle i feel like that would fix at least something
not every bad driver drives a tesla, but i’ve never seen a tesla driver who didn’t fucking suck
ngl i got a job and then promptly forgot this app existed. anyways i love old man yaoi. forget bert and ernie, frog and toad are where it’s at
back on my destiel ginsberg bullshit
knuckle tats that say yaoi and yuri
happy to report that, with a dirty shirley, day two of trying to convince my fiance that he likes gin was another success
my fiance who Does Not like gin’s reaction ways “oh wait this is actually really good”
i’ve been experimenting with cocktails, and here’s tonight’s success. i call it the ‘i forgot that gin makes me become my father’

- gin
- white cran peach juice (measure based on how gin-forward you want it to be)
- a splash of the peach monster
- ice

it’s on the sweeter side, crisp, & refreshing
i’ve been experimenting with cocktails, and here’s tonight’s success. i call it the ‘i forgot that gin makes me become my father’

- gin
- white cran peach juice (measure based on how gin-forward you want it to be)
- a splash of the peach monster
- ice

it’s on the sweeter side, crisp, & refreshing
the worst driver you’ve ever seen is always in a tesla with the most fuck ass of wraps
if you green out it’s bc the weed knows you’re not pure of heart
im tired of this grandpa 😭😭😭
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making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless
new pope!dean pic just dropped (was sent to me from that glorious night)
GET ICE THE FUCK OUT OF LA
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"We need a rating system on books like movies" ppl only apply this to romance books and let's be real its not gonna work out considering how many conservatives/book censor advocates consider queer books as inherently explicit :/