Damn you @criticalrole.bsky.social, I just realized my inner voice is all Jester now.

Going to the pantry for trail mix, grabbing the granola instead, sitting down and eating a bunch before you realize "this wasn't what I wanted" is the whole ADHD experience in a nutshell.

At what point do we just hold special elections to replace the assholes who won't do their jobs?

@jamesgunn.bsky.social if, the next time we see Chris, he doesn't look like The Atom from the beginning of DK2, I am going to be very disappointed.

Assuming, that is, that John Cena can, in fact, grow a beard.

Hey, @lincolnproject.us, I don't know if you've ever used this, but if not, help yourself: "isn't it interesting that 'trumped up' means 'fake' "?

@juliasweeney.bsky.social So very sorry to hear about Jill Sobule. What an incredible tragedy.

US citizens in OK had their front door kicked in by the jackbooted thugs of ICE. Question for anyone still on the fence: they have stemmed the flow of immigrants into the US. Once they have finished deporting all non-US nationals, do you think ICE is going to sit on their hands?

Fire ICE 🔥🧊

@benstiller.redhour.com Hear me out: Dodgeball sequel entitled "Pickleball."

@steveklabnik.com Just finally watched youtu.be/1zOd52_tUWg?... and I feel compelled to point out -- 2^0 is not 0, it is 1.

I feel like we are overlooking a key point about the tariffs. Let's say tariffs actually worked the way the fascist-in-chief claims they do -- when Canada ships a bunch of steel to us, they pay the US gov't 25% of the value of that sale.

This just in: Sam Wilson to adopt identity "Captain Mexico" until the current administration gets its head out of its ass.

Dear DNC, DSCC, and DCCC:

I don't want to see another fundraising text or email asking for a dollar of mine until I see an actual plan to meet this moment.

Y'all had 11 weeks between the election and inauguration, and there's still no plan. There's no excuse for that.

No plan, no donation.

I see Hegseth got approved as sec of defense. Wonder how he will celebrate?

Watching doge learn about the federal government in real time is a fascinating adventure

Heard libs of tik tok got yeeted. Tempted to use this account to prove you can post conservative content and not be banned. If only I knew some...

This sounds about white.