Seamus Stackpoole
@mrstackpoole.bsky.social
Comedian emeritus to the Dublin comedy scene
Apparently it's supposed to be an internal monologue and not an internal dialogue
May 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Apparently it's supposed to be an internal monologue and not an internal dialogue
Coming in late (been trying to cut on social media) but what @chizmund.bsky.social has said is pretty bang on the money for accuracy. Glad you reminded me, Georgie Boy is such a tuuuune. Gonna listen now actually.
April 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Coming in late (been trying to cut on social media) but what @chizmund.bsky.social has said is pretty bang on the money for accuracy. Glad you reminded me, Georgie Boy is such a tuuuune. Gonna listen now actually.
Nah, you don't see NI tayto down here, but I've had it when I've been up North and it's not bad.
April 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Nah, you don't see NI tayto down here, but I've had it when I've been up North and it's not bad.
There's still some sickos out there who un-ironically love property porn.
April 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
There's still some sickos out there who un-ironically love property porn.
Articles like this are going to be my super villa-in origin story
April 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Articles like this are going to be my super villa-in origin story
Remember politicians are public servants, they work for us.
Politicians are not royalty. Stop fucking worshipping them you weird freaks. They're policy piñatas. You're supposed to yell at them until some good policies fall out.
March 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Remember politicians are public servants, they work for us.
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yesterday I had a conversation with a friend of mine about doing a tabletop RPG about winning the papal conclave and I am so into it
March 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
yesterday I had a conversation with a friend of mine about doing a tabletop RPG about winning the papal conclave and I am so into it
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway.
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs Dalloway."
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs Dalloway."
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway.
"Stately, plump Mrs Dalloway came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed."
"Stately, plump Mrs Dalloway came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed."
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs Dalloway.
March 31, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway.
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs Dalloway."
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs Dalloway."
I've never known peace like this crab has
I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.
March 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I've never known peace like this crab has
There she goes, by the La's
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
There she goes, by the La's
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TFW someone who relentlessly tweets shit puns suddenly tries to make a Good Point
Feel like this bit from Octopussy should be a meme
March 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
TFW someone who relentlessly tweets shit puns suddenly tries to make a Good Point
People like him are the background noise of the world, they make nothing, they do nothing, they only howl at others.
March 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
People like him are the background noise of the world, they make nothing, they do nothing, they only howl at others.
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Seeing a lot of GenAi images being made to make fun of Trump and Elon lately. It's not great to see.
December 20, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Seeing a lot of GenAi images being made to make fun of Trump and Elon lately. It's not great to see.
Crank or no crank: in this case, crank!
March 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Crank or no crank: in this case, crank!
"who derives joy from that" oh all of us Elon, aaaallllll of us
March 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"who derives joy from that" oh all of us Elon, aaaallllll of us
Of course Mr Rogers was saying this over 30 years ago when computers were much more primitive, todays computers are far more wonderful and precious than human beings
March 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Of course Mr Rogers was saying this over 30 years ago when computers were much more primitive, todays computers are far more wonderful and precious than human beings
Maybe the best kid in a movie joke has to be the little girl in demolition man who says "fuck you lady" to the reporter who asks John Spartan to justify the destruction of a 7 million dollar mini mall to save a girl who's ransom was "only" twenty five thousand dollars.
March 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Maybe the best kid in a movie joke has to be the little girl in demolition man who says "fuck you lady" to the reporter who asks John Spartan to justify the destruction of a 7 million dollar mini mall to save a girl who's ransom was "only" twenty five thousand dollars.
I think if you've read and watched Sci fi and you think "oh fuck yeah! Yes! Death robots to kill the poor, cool! How soon can we make those?" and not "we must never allow this to happen" you shouldn't be allowed become a politician, or a billionaire, or allowed have scissors really
March 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I think if you've read and watched Sci fi and you think "oh fuck yeah! Yes! Death robots to kill the poor, cool! How soon can we make those?" and not "we must never allow this to happen" you shouldn't be allowed become a politician, or a billionaire, or allowed have scissors really
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New research from the ESRI has found that foreign-born residents are more likely to be employed, active in the labour market, and better educated compared to the Irish-born population.
Migrants more likely to be working than Irish-born - ESRI
New research from the ESRI has found that foreign-born residents are more likely to be employed, active in the labour market, and better educated compared to the Irish-born population.
www.rte.ie
March 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
New research from the ESRI has found that foreign-born residents are more likely to be employed, active in the labour market, and better educated compared to the Irish-born population.
Wasn't it in Yemen, not Syria?
March 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Wasn't it in Yemen, not Syria?
They feel like getting into a strange holodeck of home when you're in a non English speaking country
March 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
They feel like getting into a strange holodeck of home when you're in a non English speaking country
He had been counter protesting the anti immigration protest on the bridge. He was protesting against the bigots before he hit one of them with his car.
March 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
He had been counter protesting the anti immigration protest on the bridge. He was protesting against the bigots before he hit one of them with his car.