Ningendo GirlBoy™️
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eryn . they/them dykefag . 27 . 💍🐶 @girlfrotter.fyi 🐶💍 PNW 🌲
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ive become an open windowhead since moving, its soooo much easier to enjoy fresh air when its not muggy and gross and there arent bugs flying in
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anyway im literally just here playing pokemon, u can come steal banana split cake after its done
uh huh plus i heard that the best way to get to my house is by dreamily floating a few feet off the ground and letting the cartoon smell lines lead the way
i gave ezra a bath and now i have to go to the grocey store so i can make this
im wayyyy too eepy for the 9 hours of sleep i got last night but im powering thru it to have a relaxing yet productive saturday bc i know that if i get a couple things done then getting high and taking a fat couch nap later will feel 10 times better
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guy who licks all the new cartridges for science purposes (me) feeling awfully vindicated rn
NINTENDO GAME FREAK WANTS U TO EAT THE CARTRIDGE NOW! I REPEAT THEY ARE ASKING U TO EAT THE CARTRIDGE BY NOT COVERING IT IN THE TASTE BAD THING
jolyne cujoh would NOT have been shaving her pits in that jail cell for 4 months
i feel like it would be more effective to just ask for nip pics directly, u dont gotta make shit up
im getting news that the bodybuilding community is doing phrenology with areolas now
cutting off one of my fingers so i can get DYKE FAG tattooed on my knuckles without it being weird
"oh waiter ☝️ 1 blunt at precisely 352 degrees for optimum terpene extraction please 🥴"
how it feels to be me and try to smoke anything that isnt out of my big stupid Millennial Vape Rig
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little forest fellow (my melody’s cousin) 💫
ok she put it back 🥰 she doesnt know it but she rly dodged a bullet there
I DEMAND THE RETURN OF MY LION GAME!!!!! PUT IT BACK!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
MY WIFES EVIL CYBERSECURITY NETWORK SETTINGS ARE BLOCKING MY LION GAME!!!!!!!!! I WILL RIOT!!!!!!!!
coworkers loooove saying shit like "Saw this YouTube Short on LinkedIn and thought it was hilarious. I had to share 😂 Happy Friday!"
ur back!!!!! missed u, hope ur doing well
if i was a DJ, my name would be Last.ftm
i have different answers depending on different criteria but my main favs are: linoone, dragonite, blaziken, and absol