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Stephen Lockyer
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I run www.enigmailed.com

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Another excellent example of how the Telegraph isn’t actually a newspaper at all, so much as a fictional indulgence for wealthy Tories; a Conservative OnlyFans
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.

Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph

Because this does NOT add up!

No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…

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November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Since Trump said he was deporting immigrants because they are criminals and drug dealers, he has brought in 17 family members of notorious cartel leader "El Chapo", accused trafficker/rapist Andrew Tate, is pardoning the Honduran drug trafficker, and has pardoned hundreds of convicted criminals
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This makes no sense
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Here’s how each £100 of tax was spent in 2023–24:

£22 → NHS
£6 → Defence
£10 → Education
£10 → Debt interest
£11.40 → State pensions
£4.15 → Working-age welfare (PIP, Universal Credit, health support) £0.50 → Asylum system
£0.70 → Overseas aid
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Here’s how each £100 of tax was spent in 2023–24:

£22 → NHS
£6 → Defence
£10 → Education
£10 → Debt interest
£11.40 → State pensions
£4.15 → Working-age welfare (PIP, Universal Credit, health support) £0.50 → Asylum system
£0.70 → Overseas aid
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’ve just watched ’Prey,’ on Channel 4, and it *isn’t* the Take That biopic I was expecting.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why yes, I am making a #parkrun advent calendar for my friend.
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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New net migration figures at 930am.

Net migration fell half a million to 344,000 in 2024 from 848k in 2023

56% of people think it went up last year
17% think stayed the same
14% think it went down

2025 figure to be lower again
16% expect that
38% think it will be up
31% about the same
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Anyone else like their porridge to be more thick soup than claggy plaster?
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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I read this as ‘no PE’ which I can get on board with!
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I read this as ‘no PE’ which I can get on board with!
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Four more days to get #Crownfell at a steep discount!

1-2 player asymmetric chess-like card game with 17 unique pieces and stunning artwork by @stregawolf.art (solo play with expansion)

www.thegamecrafter.com/crowdsale/cr...
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Cut the roof of my mouth on a fricking RICE CAKE. Red wine heals, right?
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Please watch #TrainDreams - don’t read a word about it, just go watch it.
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Honestly, decisions are wildly overrated. Estimate how much time you use making decisions, and that is time you’d save. I’ve worked hard to remove as many decisions as physically possible from my life and it’s so freeing!
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
One of the talks being hosted at the SuperheroEd National Conference 2026, a grassroots conference, taking the hidden pedagogy from caped legends
In my new Edubook,

"Educating Gotham: not all teachers wear capes"

I will explore the impact of the Batman Effect as I ask teachers to don capes in an effort to secure outstanding behaviour.

Available in bookstores eventually.
The Batman effect: A female experimenter, appearing pregnant, boarded the train. In the experimental condition, an additional experimenter dressed as Batman entered from another door. Passengers were significantly more likely to offer their seat when Batman was present (67.21% vs. 37.66%).
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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really could've been an email of duty, even a text of duty
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Best choice if pregnant and using public transport: dress as Batman
Ah, that makes more sense. When I first saw this study mentioned, I thought it said people were more likely to offer a seat *to Batman* than to a pregnant woman.

It probably says something about my past experience as a pregnant person on Metro that I found that idea plausible.
The Batman effect: A female experimenter, appearing pregnant, boarded the train. In the experimental condition, an additional experimenter dressed as Batman entered from another door. Passengers were significantly more likely to offer their seat when Batman was present (67.21% vs. 37.66%).
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Tonight is about working on some more of the elements for my forthcoming game project, #incointation
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Got my Warhammer paints out. I hope you’re happy now.

#wip #incointation
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Batman effect: A female experimenter, appearing pregnant, boarded the train. In the experimental condition, an additional experimenter dressed as Batman entered from another door. Passengers were significantly more likely to offer their seat when Batman was present (67.21% vs. 37.66%).
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m excitedly researching how I can buy a YouTube premium family account from Turkey for a FIFTH of the UK price.

If it works, see you later, Spotify! Cheerio, Ads!
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I’m not sure how I would deal with being found to have been responsible for 23k deaths, but I think it would likely involve removing myself from public life and finding some way to help save lives.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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i know i'm a lot. that's the point.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM