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mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Sep 29

(baseball.. baseBALL.. BASEBALL..) CREAM OF WHEAT!

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Sep 28

Habeas Corp. Us Festival

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Sep 28

William Hung Jury

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Sep 28

Pleading the Fifth Dimension

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mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Sep 23

I thought Patty Loveless was holding on to nothing but the wind

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Sep 20

That’s a real cock-up for a traveling secretary

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mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Sep 18

We cancelled Disney+ first thing this morning.

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hey, this works just as well..

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mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Sep 5

“Hold my beer,” says his dermatologist

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mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Aug 30

Nothing says we can’t rainbow up them orange-and-white stripes on the barricades

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Aug 19

big No Knives sign at the entrance to the gun fight

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mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Aug 20

I hope that sad trombone guy is in it

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Aug 6

New recruits are on the way

Barney Fife deputizes a mechanic, an old man, and the town wino.

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mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Aug 6

I almost snotted into my coffee, my fellow bald SOB

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Aug 5

Looking forward to a long boring slideshow on your return 😬

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Aug 4

Emily Litella up in arms over Sidney’s weenie

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Aug 1

and in less than one Scaramucci, she will be found hung from her minimum-security bedding

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mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Aug 1

Dear Jeebus please help Powell to recognize that “WHAT EVERYBODY KNOWS HAS TO BE DONE” means PUMPKIN BITCHSLAP

Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · Aug 1

Shame on everyone who still enables this deranged wannabe dictator moron.

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mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Jul 31

Maybe the bees are hiding down there until the coast is clear

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Jul 23

*Sees shadow on the door, sucks in gut*

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Jul 20

*Bleeding out*

“But my hands.. were at.. ten.. and two..”

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mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Jul 20

hahahaha

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Jul 14

wth

Big Bird living in this dude’s ear hair nest

mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Jun 26

Dustin Hoffman as Benjamin Braddock, smiling in the back of a bus at the end of The Graduate

Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo, dead in the back of a bus at the end of Midnight Cowboy

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mrgladstone.bsky.social @mrgladstone.bsky.social · Jun 24

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