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Bringing the joys of rapacious hyper-capitalism to every corner of the globe.
One vertically-integrated sh*tpost at a time.
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Well-planned stupefaction of an electorate forms the bedrock of easy consolidation & control.

Capital craves certainty. No rational actor leaves to chance that which he can influence or control. We are here on purpose.
ICYMI: naked market manipulation is now legal & acceptable.

For added fun, see today’s daily charting and the spike in buy-side volume (on a down day) 20 min. before Trump announces the pause.

[still legal for US Congress to engage in insider trading btw]
Billionaires Score Best-Ever Day as Stocks Soar on Tariff Pause
The world’s wealthiest people added $304 billion to their combined net worth on Wednesday — the largest one-day gain in the history of the Bloomberg Billionaires Index — as stock markets soared after ...
www.bloomberg.com
April 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
@mark-carney.bsky.social Sir,
I didn’t support your Party last election. Your being Leader & early approach had me strongly considering a Liberal vote. Continued reappointment of ministers etc from the last Gov has rapidly soured me. Crisis or not I won’t help the men who got us here back into power
Gov.is
March 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Electioneering aside, everyone should know the full history of the King of the Ghouls: God Emperor of Silicon Valley
A billionaire tech entrepreneur who used his wealth and influence in Silicon Valley to help Donald Trump win the presidency has deep connections to the new administration’s efforts to remake the government.

His name? Peter Thiel.
Peter Thiel’s Network Is Quietly Shaping Trump’s Government
The tech magnate has many links to the new Trump administration and the cost-slashing effort led by Elon Musk.
www.bloomberg.com
March 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Government efficiency.
Exclusive: The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is planning a large study into potential connections between vaccines and autism, two sources told Reuters, despite extensive scientific research that has disproven or failed to find evidence of such links reut.rs/4ivfaZA
Exclusive: US CDC plans study into vaccines and autism, sources say
The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is planning a large study into potential connections between vaccines and autism, two sources familiar with the matter told Reuters, despite extensive scientific research that has disproven or failed to find evidence of such links.
reut.rs
March 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The value in using North American workers is their self-interest & learned helplessness.

General Strikes? Never. “I need my job, things aren’t that bad.”

Mass protests? Please. “Maybe I’ll repost, Timmy has practice then.”

For a compliant workforce: Hire North American!
February 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you don’t want workers having energy for dissent or time to think, make sure they’re in the office.

A commute eats free time, limits excess energy & keeps the week focused on you. Let them squeal about it at their desk, the piggies need their jobs 😂 you’ll be fine.
February 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
JPM 5-year trend is amazing. Shares are up 99+%

This is about driving fear and tightening control; about real estate and justifying managerial bloat.

This is about putting the sweatshop back in banking.
February 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Another union interfering with management decisions to get their DEI hire into a job they don’t deserve.
President Donald Trump, Vice President JD Vance and billionaire Elon Musk are calling for Marko Elez, the staffer who quit the Department of Government Efficiency after a report linking him to racism and eugenics, to return to his federal government job.
Trump, Musk Want to Rehire DOGE Staffer Linked to Racist Posts
President Donald Trump, Vice President JD Vance and billionaire Elon Musk are calling for Marko Elez, the staffer who quit the Department of Government Efficiency after a report linking him to racism ...
www.bloomberg.com
February 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Whole Foods, which is owned by notorious union-buster Amazon, is arguing that Trump's dismantling of the NLRB means the company doesn't have to recognize a newly unionized store in Philadelphia.

Looks like Jeff Bezos's investment in Trump is paying off.
February 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Over decades the U.K has built up a totalitarian surveillance-state for “the greater good.” Its citizens don’t seem to care much either. “Security at any price” for those with “nothing to hide.”

If Apple was a U.K. company, backdoors would’ve been quietly forced in years ago.
February 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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DOGE is a trojan horse for Elon to gut labor, consumer, and environmental protections.

If he actually wanted to cut waste, he'd look at the massive tax loopholes, government contracts, and subsidies that benefit the wealthy and large corporations.

Watch my latest video: youtu.be/2hVMghqarHY?...
The REAL Waste That DOGE Should Cut
YouTube video by Robert Reich
youtu.be
February 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Government exists to be plundered and abolished. Any check on capital is an outrage; workers are for consumption & exploitation.
The US Senate confirmed Scott Bessent to be Donald Trump's Treasury secretary, giving the billionaire hedge fund manager a central role in shaping the new administration's policy ambitions around tax cuts and spending and managing economic relationships reut.rs/3WBEnJk
Scott Bessent wins Senate confirmation as US Treasury secretary
The billionaire hedge fund manager gets a central role in shaping the Trump administration's policy ambitions around tax cuts.
reut.rs
January 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Trump's FTC chair Andrew Ferguson, whose first act was to "end DEI" at the agency, has shut down public comments on predatory pricing and other shady corporate tactics.

The GOP’s nonsensical culture war is meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder.
'Unthinkable': Trump FTC Chair Shuts Down Public Comments on Corporate Pricing Tactics | Common Dreams
"Chairman Ferguson could have done any number of things to actually lower the cost of living and create opportunities for American businesses and workers," said one Democratic FTC commissioner. "He…
www.commondreams.org
January 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Reposted by Mr. Corporate
Wage theft is the largest form of theft in the United States, dwarfing other kinds of theft. Companies steal up to $50 billion or more from workers annually, with only a tiny fraction ever recovered and paid to employees. This perpetuates income and wealth inequalities.

www.epi.org/publication/...
January 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trying to grow your business? Stop thinking like a human being! Morals aren’t laws, norms aren’t regulations: being “good” is hurting your bottom line.

Take a page from Wall Street: rank staff using any metric & then fire the bottom 10% for underperforming. Repeat semi-annually; juice those fins!
January 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Reposted by Mr. Corporate
Trump's treasury nominee Scott Bessent, who is worth ~$500 million, warned of "economic calamity" if Trump's tax cuts for the rich are not extended.

But when asked if we should raise the federal minimum wage above the current paltry $7.25/hr, he said no.

Economic populism.
Trump’s Treasury pick rejects minimum wage hike, champions tax breaks
Scott Bessent summarized the incoming administration’s perspective perfectly: Yes to tax breaks for the wealthy, no to increasing the minimum wage.
www.msnbc.com
January 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Pretending to care proving an inconvenience or expense? Don’t bother! Just deploy capital & buy a more favorable environment!

Remember, no one outside the boardroom knows how you really feel ;) Still worried? Don’t be. Simply blame nebulous external factors & get right back to network-nepotism!
McDonald's is retiring its goal for diversity in corporate leadership and shifting away from some diversity practices, citing a ‘shifting legal landscape’ in the United States in an open letter sent to employees and franchise owners reut.rs/3W3YVu4
McDonald's rolls back some diversity practices in head office
McDonald's is retiring its goal for diversity in corporate leadership and shifting away from some diversity practices, citing a "shifting legal landscape" in the United States in an open letter sent to employees and franchise owners.
reut.rs
January 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
A Global Top-10 of Companies by number of Subsidiaries.

Tax optimization, regulatory arbitrage, suppression of competition and mitigation of accountability. Just a few of the benefits to making subsidiaries part of your next capital deployment.
December 20, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Well-planned stupefaction of an electorate forms the bedrock of easy consolidation & control.

Capital craves certainty. No rational actor leaves to chance that which he can influence or control. We are here on purpose.
December 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
10 years ago, billionaire Nick Hanauer warned fellow plutocrats there were 2 options:

Continue the status quo & inevitably face “the pitchforks” OR support a new-capitalism of reduced wealth concentration & sustainable economic prosperity.

Choices have consequences. Time’s up on that compromise.
Beware, fellow plutocrats, the pitchforks are coming | Nick Hanauer
YouTube video by TED
youtu.be
December 15, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Jack Smith’s submission for why the State is staying charges against DJT. The worm turns.

It relies entirely on memorandums from the Office of Legal Counsel. An organ of government, not the judiciary. OLC memos are not jurisprudence, they are opinions on the law outside the law, untested by courts.
DocumentCloud
www.documentcloud.org
November 25, 2024 at 7:13 PM