Shane P. Kelley Esq.
@mrbeard1984.bsky.social
Genius 🧠 Mad Man 😵💫 Monster 👹
Not a lawyer, just claiming honorifics because I can 🧐
Staring into the void of space to feel insignificant kinda turns my crank 🤤
The Great Lakes = Seas. Fight me.
🤜💥🤛
Actual Satanic "Liberal" 🤘 #TST
(He/Him/Were/Was)
Not a lawyer, just claiming honorifics because I can 🧐
Staring into the void of space to feel insignificant kinda turns my crank 🤤
The Great Lakes = Seas. Fight me.
🤜💥🤛
Actual Satanic "Liberal" 🤘 #TST
(He/Him/Were/Was)
Stay cool out there fam.
June 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Stay cool out there fam.
June 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
June 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
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Kroger is allegedly overcharging consumers by listing expired sales prices on shelves and charging full price at checkout.
And thanks to decades of consolidation, Kroger stores are now the only grocers in some rural areas.
Minimal competition means maximized price gouging.
And thanks to decades of consolidation, Kroger stores are now the only grocers in some rural areas.
Minimal competition means maximized price gouging.
May 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Kroger is allegedly overcharging consumers by listing expired sales prices on shelves and charging full price at checkout.
And thanks to decades of consolidation, Kroger stores are now the only grocers in some rural areas.
Minimal competition means maximized price gouging.
And thanks to decades of consolidation, Kroger stores are now the only grocers in some rural areas.
Minimal competition means maximized price gouging.
The Mount Rushmore of "Strong Female Characters" is: Ellen Ripley, Sarah Connor, Beatrix Kiddo, and Leia Organa Solo.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
May 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The Mount Rushmore of "Strong Female Characters" is: Ellen Ripley, Sarah Connor, Beatrix Kiddo, and Leia Organa Solo.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
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"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."
- Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
- Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
May 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."
- Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
- Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
After 20-ish years of farting around, I finally get my associates degree next weekend. Not sure how to feel about it still. It's very bittersweet at the moment.
May 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
After 20-ish years of farting around, I finally get my associates degree next weekend. Not sure how to feel about it still. It's very bittersweet at the moment.
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Reposted by Shane P. Kelley Esq.
When does the winning start?
April 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
When does the winning start?
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finally a politician i can get behind
April 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
finally a politician i can get behind
They set a guillotine in front of Bezos' mansion.
April 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
They set a guillotine in front of Bezos' mansion.
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Now is the part where right > illegal.
I did not say this.
I was not here.
I did not say this.
I was not here.
April 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Now is the part where right > illegal.
I did not say this.
I was not here.
I did not say this.
I was not here.
Here's your friendly daily reminder that non-criminal citizens are being sent to El Salvador torture prisons because "Reasons".
April 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Here's your friendly daily reminder that non-criminal citizens are being sent to El Salvador torture prisons because "Reasons".
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No. You’ve been watching stock market fraud.
April 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
No. You’ve been watching stock market fraud.
My bank account can't survive a Depression. I'm already sad enough as it is.
April 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My bank account can't survive a Depression. I'm already sad enough as it is.