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Emily Hoffman
@mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social
Actor, writer, and ‘cryptid enthusiast’ as per TMZ. Ambassador for Liminal Earth. (She/They) 🩷💜💙
Listen, I love leading ghost tours, but the last few weeks have been … weird. Not like Spooky weird, like there’s been a sharp uptick in male guests who feel like it’s totally okay to inappropriately touch me, or dig up my phone number and text me at 1am. What’s with that??
July 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
asserting dominance at work by playing Robbie Williams over the concession stand speakers even though this is America and no one knows who he is.
July 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Anyway, I’m here, I’m alive, I’m just insanely busy and also elbow deep in a Robbie Williams obsession that I can’t disconnect from. It’s been a month and I have all his albums memorized. Please send help.
July 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
One of our neighbors is a Young Charlie Swan from Twilight lookalike and now there’s a FIRE ALARM, and I’m stuck out here with him in my gross SWEATS, and our dog won’t stop YELLING AT HIS, this is a fucking NIGHTMARE. HELP MEEE.
July 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I forced Erika to watch Mr. Mistoffelees, and midway through she was like ‘wait, he’s magic??’ And I nearly screamed. She’s so innocent. How did I let her escape Cats for so long??? I feel crazy.

“What the hell is Jellical??” AHH.
July 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I love cosmic horror because it’s like AH, but it’s also like ‘WHAT IF GOD WERE A MILLION WORMS????’
July 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Sometimes you run a normal tour and sometimes somebody looks you dead in the eye and asks you if the Heaven’s Gate people made it to the UFO ….
May 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Watching the new season of Leverage, and I love it but also do they expect me to believe that Eliot can’t do stitches on himself in a pinch?
May 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
How do shells ….. do that ….
May 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
One of my fave tour spots!!!
Thanks to @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social I learned that this tile exists in Pike Place Market in Seattle. The cult actually bought it when these commemorative tiles were sold to help restore the market in the 80s.
May 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Me, trying to convince my roommate to skip straight to the 5th season of Angel after only half of one season: “just wait, Wesley gets so hot, and so sad….”
April 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I just want Mike Flanagan to remake Stephen King’s Rose Red, like desperately. It’s screaming for it. Cast Ben Daniels as Nick. I’M BEGGING.
March 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Be scared. Do it anyway. ❤️
March 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Do you ever get a feeling where like … you’re at home, in your apartment, with your stuff, but you feel like you’re on vacation? Like if you close your eyes and open them you’ll be back in your childhood bedroom? Like you’re in a hotel? But you’re not?
March 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Sometimes your one card pull calls you an emotional wreck and then you take offense but really it’s right and you need to be nicer to yourself $ also maybe think hard about your relationship with your own inner voice (and caffeine! Is your anxiety already high? Why did you drink that REDBULL THEN?)
March 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Today’s One Card Tarot pull.
March 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We are so, so unbelievably thankful for all of the help. I really have no words. It’s been a rough ride the last two months and Frank has been a port in the storm for me, and I’m so incredibly relieved we’ll be able to take care of him. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Emily’s a good friend & her adopted cat needs some help, let’s rally if we can 🥺♥️ & as someone who’s had to do a gfm for a pet BELIEVE me every $ helps, don’t feel weird if u give $5, when ur in that situation the 5’s add up fast & the sum of it all gets it done ♥️

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March 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Why don’t we let Noah Wyle be a hot goofy nerd anymore, I think it would fix all my problems.
March 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Okay, normally I’m a cider girl, but currently all of my expenses are taken up by Frank, and well …. Rent …. So I’m just drinking whatever we have in the apartment and I can’t believe I wasn’t a Diet Coke and cheap Red Wine girl in college, this is a way better combo than anyone gives it credit for.
March 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
If you told me that I could only watch one show for the rest of my life, I’m sorry, but it would be Leverage.
March 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Having an extended panic attack today and the only reason I haven’t fallen entirely apart is because the cat keeps sitting on my chest when I start to dissolve.
March 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
What I’m starting to learn is that I should stop watching horror movies by myself, especially after an edible. 100% of the time I’m like “oh no, death has come for me.”

Last night I literally told Linda Hazzard’s ghost she couldn’t come for me. Like OUT LOUD.
March 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
@liminalearth.bsky.social

The watercolors that I was absently producing during #wufo tonight, if anything pings with someone. 😅🐠🔭👽
February 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Tonight’s @liminalearth.bsky.social #WUFO cocktail -

Vodka (I used Dan Akroyd’s Crystal Head vodka - the pride edition!!)
Seltzer
Lemonade
Rosemary Simple syrup
Ice

Amounts per your own hearts desire. Stir, don’t shake, because seltzer.

👩‍🍳💋
February 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My guests for #WUFO tonight. You know you want to join us!!

@liminalearth.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM