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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
In Yoshi's Island, a "tongue overflow" glitch exists whereby Yoshi's tongue is able to fly away and begin gaining infinite length, overwriting the game's memory. The tongue-based corruption can have any number of effects, including skipping to the credits and ending the game.
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neonoutkast.bsky.social
y'know what. for the taito/bubble bobble fans that are sick and tired of seeing trolls around. i have a solution (until bsky takes action with the offending accounts of course) I am the one behind this blocklist which you can check out here. bsky.app/profile/did:...
#taito #bubblebobble
mootzilla.bsky.social
that and the niceties of faving and blacklisting tracks you don't like, and the option of swapping between originals and remixes if they're available
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wildabra.bsky.social
Did you know that Rainwave.cc is a free service that has hundreds of video game tracks all on a radio station that's playing non-stop? You can put in requests for almost everything out there and jam out to new and old tunes alike!

Check it out and support the creators! @rainwave.cc
mootzilla.bsky.social
“DO YOU REMEMBER GOOD THING” sure is the strategy to use when everything feels like it’s going to absolute shit
mootzilla.bsky.social
just one more city sized datacentre bro. just a couple more coal fired power plants bro. the people need to see what che guevara dancing the macarena trailcam footage anime big boobs tits huge bazongas ghibli style looks like. please give me another 80 billion dollars bro. please
mootzilla.bsky.social
please ignore the fact that all the slop companies and their enablers are shuffling around the same billions of dollars over and over again that don't actually exist but maybe will exist if enough people somehow pony up to cover the astronomical costs of producing Nothing
mootzilla.bsky.social
the classic argument is that they know nobody wants this, which is why its being shoehorned into everything and pushed so hard that well obviously the people want it, why else would it be marketed so aggressively
mootzilla.bsky.social
like yeah i would like to see more, i dunno, DS9 or whatever the hell. but lying autocorrect isn't really going to do that is it, its going to give you a shape that looks vaguely like what somebody who's been drinking acetone and lead shot for the last 8 years thinks it looks like
mootzilla.bsky.social
actually looking at that article and resisting the urge to vomit myself inside out for a minute i just can't figure out why anyone would want this. its like trying to imagine a circle with two sides
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disabilitystor1.bsky.social
In her life, Marilyn Monroe was exploited and abused by so many men.
Studio executives, so many people.
After she died, men continued to exploit her for their pleasure: trying to get themselves buried near/above her.
What your writer did here is obscene, nonconsensual and makes me feel slightly ill
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wryote.bsky.social
Doing this to my deer friends
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mootzilla.bsky.social
I am once again thinking of the jurassic park video where every time a dinosaur appears “the boys are back in town” starts playing but ends abruptly before it can get going
mootzilla.bsky.social
reminder again that any imagepost takes a silly amount of time to actually appear so consider sending me one three or four days ago
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rincewind.run
it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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hownottodraw.bsky.social
Some new lines in Hello Kitty Island Adventure that I wrote! Writerly insight in the alt text (along with actual descriptive alt text)
A screenshot of Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Cinnamoroll is saying "Or think about things..." and the character can reply with one of the following:
1. The meaning of life?
2. Quantum mechanics?
3. World peace?
4. Fermat's Last Theorem?

Writerly insight: I love to write jokes that imply that Cinnamoroll is actually incredibly smart and just never gets the opportunity to use it, because he's usually cast as a very childlike puppy who loves making friends and being cute. Secretly, at least in my head, he's winning Nobel Prizes for physics. A screenshot of Hello Kitty Island Adventure. TOPHAT, a glitchy character with a big purple tophat, says "I don't feel like my performance has really... changed in any way." You can reply "gotta boost that FPS" or "do we have a VSync setting?"

Writerly insight: TOPHAT is the character with the most potential for self-aware "oh my god we're in a video game" jokes, I think, especially as he isn't an actual Sanrio character, so we can have more fun with him. This quest, called Bug Report, is an inside joke from the developers to the players, in which TOPHAT tries to figure out what a "bug report" is, by catching bugs, because he's heard that "getting rid of bugs" improves your performance and speed, which he likes the sound of. You, the player, obviously know what it means, so you suggest things that might ACTUALLY improve performance. Get it? A screenshot of Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Chococat is saying "A combination of reverse-wise concave extrusion and shrinking meshes."

Writerly insight: I love when characters spout sciencey jargon. Chococat is the "smart guy", so I usually give it to him. This particular sciencey jargon is pulled from 3D modelling, combined with nonsense. What is "reverse-wise"? Who knows, but it sounds smart, and that's what's important. A screenshot of Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Pompompurin says (about pizza) "Do you fold yours? I like to roll mine up and eat it like a tube."

The player can respond:
1. I fold
2. I roll
3. I start with the crust
4. I just eat it normally?

Writerly insight: It's always fun to offer the player a chance to go along with the wacky nonsense that happens in the game, where everyone is just a little bit silly. I wanted to come up with several ways to eat pizza like a maniac, including at least one that I have seen someone do in real life (the crust one). I think it's also fun to have the player play the Straight Man role in their responses, where everyone else is being completely chaotic, and you can be the one to gently point out that they've all gone mad. Hence the last response.
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stupidhoroscope.bsky.social
Thank you for my favorite input tutorial message of all time, Zortch 2
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mootzilla.bsky.social
"does not open from this side" skill issue actually