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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · 17h

i don’t really know if this is actually “impressive” but i do think it is a marketable skill and i will be putting it on my resume

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · 17h

i fit into lockers isn’t that impressive i was telling my boyfriend to close it but he wouldn’t anyways aren’t you all impressed

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · 17h

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · 17h

no more misery chick posting from now on i solemnly swear to post about horny and special interests exclusively amen

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · 17h

i feel like half the posts i type on here i don’t actually post because i’m like this is borderline pro ana i need to like start like thinking about horses or tits or something more and post about that instead

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · 1d

most of my problems in life can more or less be summed up how i’m a gemini scorpio scorpio. when one of my bffs and i did my chart he like audibly gasped

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · 1d

i went from maybe like one or two if the worst days of my life to a good one i feel a lot more sane now but the next week is going to be challenging i think i will be too tired for it to be that bad though which is always good

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · 2d

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · 2d

sorry everyone

francine @moonpix.bsky.social · 2d

i read a long time ago that jumping is the most common method for women i don’t know if that was ever actually true but that’s the closest thing to a recommendation you can get probably if it worked for them i am sure it will work for me

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · 4d

is it bad when you tell someone "i feel hurt and misunderstood and really bad about myself because of what you've said to me and how you've treated me" and their response is "i didn't do anything" and "i'm a nice guy" and "you have a problem"

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · 12d

i shaved my legs finally after like weeks and maybe that was my problem because i don’t want to die as bad anymore healing is possible everyone

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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 19d

rabbit watermelon with melon balls, menges lakeside, livingston manor, new york, 1978

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24d

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
November 04,1938

FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1-NANCY HAS THE BLUES THIS MORNING
NANCY: I FEEL AWFUL SAD ALL
DAY TODAY AND I DONT KNOW WHY?
P2- NANCY: I CAN'T STAND HAVIN' THE BLUES WHEN THERE AIN'T NO REASON FOR IT!
I GOTTA DO SUMP'N ABOUT THIS
P3- WHAH-H- -
BOO-- WOW WHAWW..
NANCY HAS TAKEN A HAMMER AND DESTROYED HER DOLL, SO SHE WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO BE REALLY SAD ABOUT.

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dani ☘️ @sappysprout.bsky.social · 27d

#sappysart #umamusume

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 27d

homophobia and transphobia are a reaction against bodily autonomy and happiness itself. they want to torture us as an extension of the way they torture themselves.

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🔪🔪Jonah 🔪🔪 @chateaucat.bsky.social · 28d

Keith Haring, 1983

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · Sep 14

please kick my ass tomorrow if i don’t reply to all the people i need to and also if i don’t eat enough food thank you amen

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Adam 🐙 @mrkrabs173.bsky.social · Sep 13

a white girl with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style, is she goated with the sauce?

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · Sep 9

say something nice to the cute bus or i will cry

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farfin @farfin.bsky.social · Jun 28

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Umamusume EN (Unofficial) @umamusu.moe · Sep 9

As of September 9th, 2025, Haru Urara has passed away.

She lived a healthy life until her last day, and passed peacefully at the incredible age of 29 years old.

Your legacy will always be remembered. Rest in peace, Haru Urara 💜

friday.kodansha.co.jp/article/438213

【独自】さようなら、ハルウララ…〝113連敗した負け組の星〟が天国へと旅立っていた | FRIDAYデジタル

２週間前のハルウララ。元気いっぱいだったが…… 人間でいえば90歳かつて「負け組の星」として日本中を熱狂させた一頭の馬を覚えているだろうか。’04年に高知競馬で113連敗という前人未到（？）の記録を

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Joce^^;🍥 @joceua.bsky.social · Sep 5

I picture of daiwa scarlet from uma musume next to a wall of text that reads “SOCIETY ISN'T READY FOR ME.
I Am A Woman. I Am Gay. I Have Severe Depression.
I Think Killing People Is Bad. I Want To Fuck Anime Women With Large Breasts. My Teeth Are So Sharp, Sometimes I Wound Myself. I Have Never Had A Job, As Employers Are Too Afraid To Hire Me. I Once Slept On An Unmade Mattress For 6 Months. I Cannot Reproduce, As My Uterus Is Only Capable Of Spawning Demons. I Am Plagued By Frequent Back Pains. I Am So Sexy, God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me Explicitly Gay And Giving Me Debilitating Social Anxiety So I Could Not Fuck The Entire Population.
My Legs Don't Always Work. I Can't Watch Mainstream TV Shows Because They Are Unrelatable And I Am Just Too Cool To Understand. I Have Rabies.
Sometimes | Cry When I See Women, Because They Are Beautiful. I Use Internet Terms In My Everyday Speech And Nobody Knows What The Fuck I Am Talking About. My Brain Is Poisoned By The Information Age. I Have Gone 2 Months Without Leaving My House Before. I Want To Singlehandedly Fight All Of The Billionaires In The World. I Stan Loona. I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Factors.
I Love Myself. One Day | Will Overthrow God.
MILLENNIALS FEAR ME.
ZOOMERS WANT WHAT HAVE.
BOOMERS WANT ME DEAD.
Like And Share If You Relate”

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Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · Sep 1

Hello friends I am doing a 24 hour Labor Day telethon for charity. Just like Jerry Lewis used to do. I am on a road trip to Vegas and I’m hoping to raise a lot of money that I can then gamble to get even more riches. Please lend tune in and lend a band. Thanks.

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BachelorSoft - Twitch

The 2025 Bachelor Soft Labor Day Telethon: The One Car Charity Convoy To Save Bachelor's Brain

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francine @moonpix.bsky.social · Aug 30

please god let hulk hogan dying be the first domino that leads to all these fucks dying one by one it would be so funny

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