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Auncle Bee @moodkandi.bsky.social · Aug 21

new meme format just dropped

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Auncle Bee @moodkandi.bsky.social · Aug 21

so anyway i got a furbsuit and i may have let the power go to my head

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Onix @onixhope.bsky.social · Jul 23

Beyond fucking parody

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Auncle Bee @moodkandi.bsky.social · Jul 26

yes, exactly. the emotional support golden retriever to a discord full of anxious cheetahs, if you will.

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🔥🔥🐐🔥🔥 @zenobygoat.bsky.social · Jul 25

we all know about Grunglers (inexplicable cis men who are friends with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals) and there are many theories about them (Grungler heterosexuality siphon, late blooming eggs, etc) but MY theory is that it's like keeping a donkey with sheep to keep them relaxed

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AlienJayRod (vtuber) 🔞👽🐀🐼🛸 @alienjayrod.vtubers.social · Jul 19

Made my first Kandi keychain. I am very happy this worked from a tutorial from @moodkandi.bsky.social . Just hoping it stays put.

A Kandi keychain for a red panda keychain plush named Cherry.

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Auncle Bee @moodkandi.bsky.social · Jun 22

no, my nail tech is @naildbyveronica on insta! she's a wizard i swear

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Auncle Bee @moodkandi.bsky.social · Jun 20

i am so bad at this app but look i got new frog nails :) they're temp reactive color changing!

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · May 24

this entire paragraph is Stephen Pinker openly saying, "I think race science is real and correct."

Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · May 23

amazingly fucked up that the NYT is uncritically publishing the claim, “Race has some biological reality.”

that is, definitionally, racism. textbook.

Most of my colleagues, too, follow the data and report what their findings indicate or show, however politically incorrect. A few examples: Race has some biological reality. Marriage reduces crime. So does hot-spot policing.
Racism has been in decline. Phonics is essential to reading instruction. Trigger warnings can do more harm than good. Africans were active in the slave trade. Educational attainment is partly in the genes. Cracking down on drugs has benefits, and legalizing them has harms. Markets can make people fairer and more generous. For all the headlines, day-to-day life at Harvard consists of publishing ideas without fear or favor.

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · May 20

Hello, fellow bluesky user. I see that you have posted a joke. Would you perhaps be interested in me replying to it in an aggravated fashion because I don't understand it?

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Auncle Bee @moodkandi.bsky.social · May 20

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · May 19

how do we think tom cruise eats popcorn? in my head he’s shoving it in his mouth by the handfulls and cackling like de niro in CAPE FEAR

Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · May 19

no man has better earned the title of Mr. Movies

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Rep. LaMonica McIver @replamonica.bsky.social · May 20

My statement on the charges filed against me:

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · May 18

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · May 17

Spent too much time on this

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · Apr 30

Bird photography tips, an oldie that is hopefully useful for spring migration right now.

A comic called Bird Photography tips. A good bird photo shows a cape may warbler perched on a branch, with excellent lighting, subject in focus, and field marks clearly visible. A great bird photo shows the warbler in mid hop, labeled with peerless athleticism, levitation??, powerful. An excellent bird photo shows a little round warbler facing the camera, labeled borb, round, and a good bird. An exceptional bird photo shows the bird zooming forward mid flight, labeled nyooooom.

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onion person @junlper.beer · Apr 30

this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president

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Auncle Bee @moodkandi.bsky.social · Apr 21

Criminal Minds S1: the bad guy is a CrAaAaAaZy serial killer!

Criminal Minds S3: the bad guy is a criminal mastermind!

Criminal Minds S6: the bad guy is budget cuts

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onion person @junlper.beer · Apr 9

market manipulation is now legal policy and totally fine to do in the united states

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · Apr 5

To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.

—With love,
Your American allies.