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Juanito @montesverdes.bsky.social · 8d

Buenos días y feliz 23 minutos de retraso en el Civis de Renfe hacia Chamartín.

Una pegatina pegada en el pulsador de una puerta de un tren de Renfe que lee: Puerta inútil

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Fran K. Stein 🎃 @fran.pw · 10d

Buenos días 🥱

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Juanito @montesverdes.bsky.social · 11d

"Nos vamos de aventura" (We're going on an adventure!) :P

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Miss Anemia 1997 @bitegavemepowers.bsky.social · Sep 7

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.

Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

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Juanito @montesverdes.bsky.social · Sep 19

Estados Fascistas de América

shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · Sep 19

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.

one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · Sep 15

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in front of a whiteboard, where Green has crudely illustrated a hole, a table at the bottom of the hole, and two foxes sitting on the opposite ends of the table. Holding a pointing stick, Green taps at the board, as Blue listens attentively.
Green: We dig a hole, and then set up our game table there.
Blue: Right.

Having drawn a cover over the hole, Green taps at the addition.
Green: Then we cover the top and wait for an unsuspecting victim.
Blue: Huh.

Green taps at the whiteboard again, pointing at the most recent addition to the drawing: A startled third fox falling through the cover at the top.
Green: Eventually someone will fall through.
Blue: I see.

Last, Green's illustration looks the same as it did in the first panel, save that there are now three foxes sitting at the table. Blue turns to look at Green with suspicion.
Green: And they'll have no choice but to play with us.
Blue: Are you sure this would work?

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M. Lesgles 🐥💚 @masturbathor.bsky.social · Sep 13

Sindicalicese señor frodo

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doctor profesor computadora @xicobixo.bsky.social · Sep 12

impidiendo el matrimonio entre mi gazpacho marca alimerka y tu Gazpacho Fresco Alvalle™ con Auténtico Tomate de la Huerta Andaluza y un Tío Vestido De Chef En La Etiqueta

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doctor profesor computadora @xicobixo.bsky.social · Sep 12

la dignidad feudal de buenseñor con la que alguna gente coloca el separador entre tu compra y la suya en la cinta del súper. por si la cajera tiene la desfachatez de confundirse

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jess marfisi @jessdrawz.bsky.social · Sep 12

some recent illustrations 🐈‍⬛

cartoony digital illustration of a traffic mirror. reflected in the mirror is a neighborhood crosswalk and a black cat is crossing the street. It’s a daytime scene and there are trees in the bg of the telephone pole

same illustration as the previous one but at night time. instead of a cat, there are black ghost like figures with white halos. they have green eyes staring back at you

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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · Sep 10

Relevant.

Charlie Kirk says gun deaths "unfortunately" worth it to keep 2nd amendment - news article from april 2023.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · Sep 9

Protestors in Nepal overthrew the government in less than 48 hours due to corruption. They refused a curfew, spread protests across all cities, fought police in roaming street battles, burnt down politicians' houses, stole military weapons, stormed the parliament & burnt it, forced the PM to resign.

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Alfredo Pascual 🍉 @guyb.bsky.social · Sep 5

¿Vale para algo cortar La Vuelta?

* Ha obligado a los políticos españoles a posicionarse.
* Está presente en medios de todo el mundo.
* Marca el final del blanqueamiento de los genocidas a través del deporte.
* Señala a aquellos silentes durante la matanza, pero indignados por las bicis.

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Panteras Rosas @panterasrosas.bsky.social · Sep 8

Si en lugar de pagar a tu casero ahorras ese dinero, al cabo de 10 años tendrás 120.000 € y podrás seguir tomándote tu café por las mañanas.

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Juanito @montesverdes.bsky.social · Aug 25

That orange shade is BEAUTIFUL, probably my new fav animal

ShanRattie @shanrattie.bsky.social · Aug 20

Babe, wake up - Xanthochromic nurse shark just dropped..

Caught by some sport fishermen out near Costa Rica (and released after some photos were snapped)

Look at this beaut, how ORANGE!!