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Bendy
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monstercliche.bsky.social
Tomorrow I’m at Barbara Hall Park (yes outside) from 2-8pm for the 519’s Winter Wonderland, and then on Sunday I am inside the 519 in the Ballroom on the 2nd floor until 11-4pm for TQM 💖 Come say hi!
a frosted iridescent medical body standee a happy black cat and a ghost patch against a pumpkin my aunt holding my don’t talk to my until I’ve had my yaoi mug a baba yaga hut sticker
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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rentayaoi.bsky.social
🏂 FREEBIES 🏂

Reminder that we have a FREE page that updates every week with different series for you to sample! Read the entire first chapter FREE and find your next fave series (✿´꒳`)ﾉ

CLICK🔽
www.ebookrenta.com/cnt/?ac=a-r1...

#freebl #freebies #freemanga #readonrenta
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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kaitou-al.bsky.social
I'm working on my slides for Citrus Con (@citruscon.bsky.social). Come hang out in February! It's free to attend, you just need to register~ 🤗
www.citruscon.com/attend #zines
Introduction to do-it-your (DIY) zines / doujinshi slide preview image featuring a person with a large white top hat thinking about zine making supplies like scissors, paper, and a stapler.
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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shecallsmecdawg.bsky.social
Fieldmouse has under 48hrs and only needs less than $1k to make this book happen. I'm so excited and hope they hit their goal. ALSO I'm directly sharing their proof image from the kickstarter page because COME ONNNN look at that exquisite cover.
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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monstercliche.bsky.social
Medication that I take, that costs me $1800 an injection, was taken out of my account two weeks earlier than usual and put my account into overdraft.

Totally not fun! If you’d like to help me recuperate check out my shop: monstercliche.com

Thank you everyone 💖
Bendy holding up two pairs of metallic gold earrings that are in the shape of a caution sign. The pair on the left have a large A symbol and say caution alpha’s in rut. The pair on the left to match have the Omega symbol, and say omega’s in heat. Bendy holding up an iridescent clock face keychain, but instead of numbers it just says Yaoi 12 times. bendy holding up a university of yaoi scholars diploma sticker a pair of iridescent heart earrings that say toxic, and yuri. they’re hanging on a branch outside so you can see how transparent they are
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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thesmuttyrogue.bsky.social
🎵 Late night fun - Band Trio 🎵

These three are an absolute joy to draw and I am going to develop them some more in the near future!
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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dovegraveyard.bsky.social
Soothe my aching
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
monstercliche.bsky.social
Medication that I take, that costs me $1800 an injection, was taken out of my account two weeks earlier than usual and put my account into overdraft.

Totally not fun! If you’d like to help me recuperate check out my shop: monstercliche.com

Thank you everyone 💖
Bendy holding up two pairs of metallic gold earrings that are in the shape of a caution sign. The pair on the left have a large A symbol and say caution alpha’s in rut. The pair on the left to match have the Omega symbol, and say omega’s in heat. Bendy holding up an iridescent clock face keychain, but instead of numbers it just says Yaoi 12 times. bendy holding up a university of yaoi scholars diploma sticker a pair of iridescent heart earrings that say toxic, and yuri. they’re hanging on a branch outside so you can see how transparent they are
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
monstercliche.bsky.social
I think we should get back to basics.

Which of course means a yuri side story after the main yaoi story.
December 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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tendermiasma.com
"porn's going back underground"
"we're going back to cash"
"we're going to crypto"
"we're gonna mail print only"

how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
monstercliche.bsky.social
7seas just put out there survey, and in it please tell them to pub bongchon bride in english thanks
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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revelguts.bsky.social
11 HOURS TO GO AND WE’RE SO 💦 CLOSE 😩 HELP US 👉👌 OVER THAT FINISH LINE 😍🍾
Fr though if you haven’t snapped up this deal yet don’t miss ur only chance to get all this porn this ridiculously cheap!!! IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN BABY

itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
Sickos banner All da goodies
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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monstercliche.bsky.social
Buttons are great small gifts. I only make unhinged ones 🥰 Grab some in my shop, monstercliche.com, for your unhinged 4 unhinged needs 🔥
bendy holding a button that says “nonbinary fujoshi club member.” underneath that it says “cuz who gives a fuck about gender when yaoi is involved?” bendy holding a holographic button in rainbow colours that says “Ay, I’m being gay ova hear!” which is a quote that is from what we do in the shadows Bendy holding multiple buttons that says “Old Man Yaoi!” with a clear blue pregnancy test underneath, and underneath that it says “gotta get that old man pregnant!” pregnant is underlined in red. Around the text are black lines noting excitement. bendy holding a blue button that in white text says “if I don’t read yaoi everyday I will simply perish.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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fieldmouse.press
We're approaching the last week of our current @kickstarter.com campaign and we still need to raise about $3000 to make Tinguu's THE CANNIBALS. Could you please help us out by sharing the campaign and backing it if you're able? TYSM!!💕

www.kickstarter.com/projects/fie...
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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danmeichael.bsky.social
#mdnk
do you have to lay like that medaka.
five panel comic. panel 1 medaka lays on his bed, stomach-down. he props his head up on one hand and looks downward. he's slightly sweaty. panel 2 a shot of the back of nikaidou's head as he sits at a low table, studying. the tag of his shirt sticks out from the top of his collar, and there's some sweat on the nape of his neck. panel 3 close up. medaka tucks his fingers into the collar of nikaidou's shirt, as if to put the tag back into place. his fingers drag against nikaidou's heated, blushing neck. panel 4 close up. medaka pulls nikaidou's collar down to fully expose his nape and the top of his shoulders. he drags his slick, wet tongue against the nape of nikaidou's flushed neck, licking up the sweat there. panel 5 medaka flops backward onto his bed, brought back to reality. he throws his arm over his face and puts a plush goldfish toy over his lap. "your tag's sticking out," he says. "oh! thank you," nikaidou responds. after a pause, he asks "are you okay?"
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
monstercliche.bsky.social
Buttons are great small gifts. I only make unhinged ones 🥰 Grab some in my shop, monstercliche.com, for your unhinged 4 unhinged needs 🔥
bendy holding a button that says “nonbinary fujoshi club member.” underneath that it says “cuz who gives a fuck about gender when yaoi is involved?” bendy holding a holographic button in rainbow colours that says “Ay, I’m being gay ova hear!” which is a quote that is from what we do in the shadows Bendy holding multiple buttons that says “Old Man Yaoi!” with a clear blue pregnancy test underneath, and underneath that it says “gotta get that old man pregnant!” pregnant is underlined in red. Around the text are black lines noting excitement. bendy holding a blue button that in white text says “if I don’t read yaoi everyday I will simply perish.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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ergative-abs.bsky.social
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!

(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
Galaxy brain meme. Panel 1: Jonathan Harker found paprika hendl spicy because he is pathetically English. Panel 2: Hungarian paprika ranges from mild to very spicy; it's perfectly possible our friend Jonathan was served the spicy stuff Panel 3: "paprika hendl uses sweet paprika" recipes change quickly over time an dplace, Jonathan may have been served a regional variant Panel 4 (text running off bottom): PAPRIKA USED TO BE SPICER holy shit it used to be spicier before sweeter peppers were cultivated in the 1920s. plus the machine to remove the spicy pith and seeds was only invented in the 1860s. 19th century Hungarian cuisine was simply spicier than its modern counterpart. not to mention how even "mild" paprikca can cause indigestion which is why it's so frequently served with sour cream
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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magencubed.bsky.social
Fuck a Spotify Wrapped. I know what three songs I listened to 1000 times in a row, I was there
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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monstercliche.bsky.social
Shop’s finally open! 🎉 Any shares are greatly appreciated 💖

monstercliche.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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monstercliche.bsky.social
We here at BL Pharmacies understand the importance of deleting your fan fic history should you ever perish. Those sins are between you & god! 🔥

Introducing the fan fic medic alert keychain! Grab it in the shop and feel at ease*

bit.ly/deletemyfanf...

*this is not a real medic alert
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
monstercliche.bsky.social
Have gotten some new followers so lemme make this really clear!

I am anti censorship.

This is a nonnegotiable to me.

If this bothers you at all unfollow me 💖
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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acvalens.com
I logged into my Fakku account and can confirm the tags “incest,” “tentacles,” “milf,” “loli,” “shota,” and “forced” lead to the following page. The notice regarding payment processing is obviously worrying. I reached out to Jacob to see if he can give any insight. More updates in this thread
= FAKKU! 99+ We are currently experiencing payment processing issues. Our team is working to resolve the problem as x quickly as possible. Thank you for your patience There was a problem. Error Page not found
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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nicterhorst.com
Celestial dragon ✨
A tattoo of a black dragon filled with stars on an inner thigh. It is flying in front of a sun.
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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cuteosphere.bsky.social
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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marureviere.bsky.social
There’s a new BL being serialized on gateau that centers on a renowned architect nearing 40 reconnecting with his old high school boyfriend, who’s now a lumberman, many years after they broke up. It sounds like a promising second-chance romance setup.

Kimi to Honori Hata-tose no Aida de by Ataru
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM