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Bendy
@monstercliche.bsky.social
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tendermiasma.com
"porn's going back underground"
"we're going back to cash"
"we're going to crypto"
"we're gonna mail print only"

how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
monstercliche.bsky.social
7seas just put out there survey, and in it please tell them to pub bongchon bride in english thanks
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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revelguts.bsky.social
11 HOURS TO GO AND WE’RE SO 💦 CLOSE 😩 HELP US 👉👌 OVER THAT FINISH LINE 😍🍾
Fr though if you haven’t snapped up this deal yet don’t miss ur only chance to get all this porn this ridiculously cheap!!! IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN BABY

itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
Sickos banner All da goodies
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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monstercliche.bsky.social
Buttons are great small gifts. I only make unhinged ones 🥰 Grab some in my shop, monstercliche.com, for your unhinged 4 unhinged needs 🔥
bendy holding a button that says “nonbinary fujoshi club member.” underneath that it says “cuz who gives a fuck about gender when yaoi is involved?” bendy holding a holographic button in rainbow colours that says “Ay, I’m being gay ova hear!” which is a quote that is from what we do in the shadows Bendy holding multiple buttons that says “Old Man Yaoi!” with a clear blue pregnancy test underneath, and underneath that it says “gotta get that old man pregnant!” pregnant is underlined in red. Around the text are black lines noting excitement. bendy holding a blue button that in white text says “if I don’t read yaoi everyday I will simply perish.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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fieldmouse.press
We're approaching the last week of our current @kickstarter.com campaign and we still need to raise about $3000 to make Tinguu's THE CANNIBALS. Could you please help us out by sharing the campaign and backing it if you're able? TYSM!!💕

www.kickstarter.com/projects/fie...
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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danmeichael.bsky.social
#mdnk
do you have to lay like that medaka.
five panel comic. panel 1 medaka lays on his bed, stomach-down. he props his head up on one hand and looks downward. he's slightly sweaty. panel 2 a shot of the back of nikaidou's head as he sits at a low table, studying. the tag of his shirt sticks out from the top of his collar, and there's some sweat on the nape of his neck. panel 3 close up. medaka tucks his fingers into the collar of nikaidou's shirt, as if to put the tag back into place. his fingers drag against nikaidou's heated, blushing neck. panel 4 close up. medaka pulls nikaidou's collar down to fully expose his nape and the top of his shoulders. he drags his slick, wet tongue against the nape of nikaidou's flushed neck, licking up the sweat there. panel 5 medaka flops backward onto his bed, brought back to reality. he throws his arm over his face and puts a plush goldfish toy over his lap. "your tag's sticking out," he says. "oh! thank you," nikaidou responds. after a pause, he asks "are you okay?"
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
monstercliche.bsky.social
Buttons are great small gifts. I only make unhinged ones 🥰 Grab some in my shop, monstercliche.com, for your unhinged 4 unhinged needs 🔥
bendy holding a button that says “nonbinary fujoshi club member.” underneath that it says “cuz who gives a fuck about gender when yaoi is involved?” bendy holding a holographic button in rainbow colours that says “Ay, I’m being gay ova hear!” which is a quote that is from what we do in the shadows Bendy holding multiple buttons that says “Old Man Yaoi!” with a clear blue pregnancy test underneath, and underneath that it says “gotta get that old man pregnant!” pregnant is underlined in red. Around the text are black lines noting excitement. bendy holding a blue button that in white text says “if I don’t read yaoi everyday I will simply perish.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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ergative-abs.bsky.social
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!

(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
Galaxy brain meme. Panel 1: Jonathan Harker found paprika hendl spicy because he is pathetically English. Panel 2: Hungarian paprika ranges from mild to very spicy; it's perfectly possible our friend Jonathan was served the spicy stuff Panel 3: "paprika hendl uses sweet paprika" recipes change quickly over time an dplace, Jonathan may have been served a regional variant Panel 4 (text running off bottom): PAPRIKA USED TO BE SPICER holy shit it used to be spicier before sweeter peppers were cultivated in the 1920s. plus the machine to remove the spicy pith and seeds was only invented in the 1860s. 19th century Hungarian cuisine was simply spicier than its modern counterpart. not to mention how even "mild" paprikca can cause indigestion which is why it's so frequently served with sour cream
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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magencubed.bsky.social
Fuck a Spotify Wrapped. I know what three songs I listened to 1000 times in a row, I was there
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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monstercliche.bsky.social
Shop’s finally open! 🎉 Any shares are greatly appreciated 💖

monstercliche.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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monstercliche.bsky.social
We here at BL Pharmacies understand the importance of deleting your fan fic history should you ever perish. Those sins are between you & god! 🔥

Introducing the fan fic medic alert keychain! Grab it in the shop and feel at ease*

bit.ly/deletemyfanf...

*this is not a real medic alert
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
monstercliche.bsky.social
Have gotten some new followers so lemme make this really clear!

I am anti censorship.

This is a nonnegotiable to me.

If this bothers you at all unfollow me 💖
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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acvalens.com
I logged into my Fakku account and can confirm the tags “incest,” “tentacles,” “milf,” “loli,” “shota,” and “forced” lead to the following page. The notice regarding payment processing is obviously worrying. I reached out to Jacob to see if he can give any insight. More updates in this thread
= FAKKU! 99+ We are currently experiencing payment processing issues. Our team is working to resolve the problem as x quickly as possible. Thank you for your patience There was a problem. Error Page not found
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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nicterhorst.com
Celestial dragon ✨
A tattoo of a black dragon filled with stars on an inner thigh. It is flying in front of a sun.
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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cuteosphere.bsky.social
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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marureviere.bsky.social
There’s a new BL being serialized on gateau that centers on a renowned architect nearing 40 reconnecting with his old high school boyfriend, who’s now a lumberman, many years after they broke up. It sounds like a promising second-chance romance setup.

Kimi to Honori Hata-tose no Aida de by Ataru
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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guoldu.bsky.social
YURI VAMPIRE COMIC HELLLO GET ON THIS
fieldmouse.press Fieldmouse Press @fieldmouse.press · 5d
We're still raising money to print THE CANNIBALS - here's artist Tinguu with the proof copy - check out the @kickstarter.com campaign to find out more: www.kickstarter.com/projects/fie...
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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weiyiswy.bsky.social
Fist fights my shitty pen grip GIMME NICE LINES
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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mikestabile.bsky.social
With SCREEN Act and KOSA on the legislative block this week, there couldn't be a better time for Fight's "Stop Online ID Checks" Week of Action.

Today's action: Share and sign the petition.

Find out more here: www.stoponlineidchecks.org
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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dovegraveyard.bsky.social
My love, my fiercest love
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
monstercliche.bsky.social
Cleaned my car off wearing my crocs today 🫣
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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lapsa.bsky.social
Please keep it up folks, I am confident I'm not the only artist that wants to be able to make a living again! This move by paypros was a shallow profit-driven attempt to replace real content creators with controllable llms and it cannot be allowed to stand.

anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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sobcomix.bsky.social
I just think more women should be werewolves and also do werewolf carnage! Let her maul, your honour.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
monstercliche.bsky.social
We here at BL Pharmacies understand the importance of deleting your fan fic history should you ever perish. Those sins are between you & god! 🔥

Introducing the fan fic medic alert keychain! Grab it in the shop and feel at ease*

bit.ly/deletemyfanf...

*this is not a real medic alert
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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sinmachine.is.severed.fyi
Fuck STRANGER THINGS (on Netflix)

Noah Schnapp (plays Will Beyers) is a Zionist, racist, and genocide supporter.

He’s made horrible comments and been allowed to keep his job whilst they fired Susan Surandon and Melissa Berrara for speaking up for Palestine.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM