Marcus Shugel-Shen | Monkey Prince
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“𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑-𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄!

𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐅𝐘 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘!”
I love whimsy.

I’m against the terms of goblins and gnomes.

That’s something they’d say while tiptoeing through my garden.
Yeah, and? You against a bit of whimsy?
I have plenty of great ideas. Let me know if you ever need any of them.
“Call me the Band Prince cause I’m so instrumental.”

He grinned, arms crossing over his chest.
“Oh! Yeah, crystal clear. Got any demons you want me to bop with my staff?”
………. Why do you say that like you have experience?
Don't have sex with the clown—

It does not lead to good things.
Congrats. You’ve beaten the incel allegations.

Clown Prince of Cringe.
Why, I'm the Clown Prince of Crime. Annnnnd I fuck!

Quite often. You'd be surprised what people would do for a clown~! Hah!
The handsomest monkey on this planet aaaaand a prince.

Beat that, chucklefuck.
I don’t think anyone is coming to the suckiest party.

Get it? Suckiest.
The handsomest monkey on this planet aaaaand a prince.

Beat that, chucklefuck.
You're literally an ugly monkey?
I didn’t say that.

I’m just saying that your special sock doesn’t count.
I didn’t say that.

I’m just saying that your special sock doesn’t count.
Do you— think I don't have sex? Is that it?
Good luck with the second. You’ll need it with a face like that.
Good luck with the second. You’ll need it with a face like that.
Yes.
Is this like a ‘I will corrupt someone else’

or

is this a ‘I’m gonna make babies’
Is this like a ‘I will corrupt someone else’

or

is this a ‘I’m gonna make babies’
There is one Joker.

For now.

I will make another.
Marcus currently, was explaining to a legion of his hair clones, how to properly dangle a criminal upside to make them look ridiculous and, frustratingly enough, no one was paying any attention.

@gothamshadow.bsky.social
“Good day to not have an alien invasion!”

☺️
If you come to my island, I only have two villagers.

• Tiansheng
• Rasher
…. God, I hope that’s a metaphor or I’m gonna have to report some stuff.
You’ll be imagining for a long time, red head.
Imagine dating.